The reason you should commit suicide, vastra frolunda edition.1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
It is not a crime either in the eyes of the law or the social universe to be boring, to be banal, to be an altogether inadequate specimen who doesn't measure up to his peers in humor wit or intelligence. Vastra on this front, I relate to you, although I have a legitimate excuse and you are just essentially and innately "this way," lacking and unpalatable and weak and lesser.
What makes you grotesque, what makes you unlikeable, far beyond these shortcomings, is your misplaced sense of pride adopted in your youth where you were schooled that you were a special aristocrat. Vastra, you are a dimwitted fucking loser. You lack the nuance, social grace, and insight to EVER be the patrician you pretend to be. The disparity between your imagined and real self is so palpable it physically hurts to watch you write your midwit diatribes or attempt to "flirt" with girls with cheaply imitated 18th century Edwardian fop "charm"
You have no charisma, you have no redeeming qualities, you have no friends, and on top of all this the one solace you have against the unceasing tide of inadequacy and mediocrity is relishing in the suffering of others. That is to say, your only other quality than insufferable drollness is a kind of satanic shadenfreude, which happens to be just as droll in its application as every other facet of your personality.
You are a miserable husk, and unlike me and many other bone victims you have literally no excuse, you are an aberration of existence, you shouldn't have been born. Undo the harm by the air you breathe and hang yourself.
nigger we defeated you
true L, die retard