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 No.49743[Reply]

that dude on the rickshaw yesterday was ANGRY

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Flattery will get you everywhere.


 No.49741[Reply]

Nice 2 w w u

Rated: 8/10

 No.49742

I have good tastes admit it

Rated: 6/10



 No.49740[Reply]

i didn't put hands on anyone
idk why y'all are trippin

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
<Davide> how bout a policy policing policy with a policy for changing the police policing policy


 No.49736[Reply]

i hate the mindgames

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

 No.49737

dr buono are u ok

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

 No.49738

think i might take a break from bunboard

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

 No.49739

im afraid i don't accept that as reality

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A boy spent years collecting postage stamps. The girl next door bought an album too, and started her own collection. "Dad, she buys everything I've bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me. I'm quitting." Don't, son, remember, Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.



 No.49735[Reply]

Mwitrn

Rated: 6.5/10


 No.45460[Reply]

fun fact: grant was well informed that radan was about to kidnap a kid but chose not to relay this information to the authorities, but boasted about knowing it beforehand after bossev was captured
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 No.49724

>>45493
over 20 and under 1,000

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

 No.49725

im being patsy'ed all over against

listen, i talked to radan ages ago and when i first learned of his flirtations with an underage was when i immediately cut off contact with him

the people you need to really blame are the discordians who hung out with him even after knowing about what he disgustingly and publicly called his "gf" (and would game with the two of them together, a 14 year old boy and his groomer, saying nothing against this relationship)

but im just the flavor of the decade weird guy so you're gonna lie and say i was best friends with radan

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
<RoboHak> hmm, lunch does sound like a good idea

<Knghtbrd> would taste like a good idea too

 No.49726

and yes im mercurized af rn

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
― Ogden Nash

 No.49727

in my mind

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Gray's Law of Programming:
`N+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
time as `N' tasks.

Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
`N+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `N' trivial tasks.

 No.49734




 No.49732[Reply]

if u shoot a pregnant woman and she dies
how many people did you kill?

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
― Aesop

 No.49733

the answer is three

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.



 No.49730[Reply]

i would've swept it aside and said nothing but eagle eyes prevent me from lying well
about albanian k

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.

 No.49731

agree to disagree

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Your domestic life may be harmonious.



 No.49728[Reply]

can we never talk about 88autobus

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly
proportional to ..... to ........ uh ..............

 No.49729

first time in a while i been genuinely scared

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.



 No.49717[Reply]

fuck man
not again :S

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

 No.49718

how though

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Mrs Podgorny: Angus how are y'going to get 48,000,000 kilts into the van?
Angus: I'll have t'do it in two goes.

 No.49719

yesterday?

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a
well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong.
― H. L. Mencken, "The Divine Afflatus" (16 November 1917)

 No.49720

it hurts sir

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one,
an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
― Edmund Burke

 No.49721

'ate mercury

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,
and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can
convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.
― Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble

 No.49722

it makes me less likeable each time

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.



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