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Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:21:13 No.49509 [Reply]

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:21:49 No.49510

dr meat HATES that i know

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them"
- Heisenberg

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:22:02 No.49511

hold me moscow im scared

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not
well enough to lend to.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

ƬψƬ ☢ ༺Crystal༻ Moscow, Moscow 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:24:10 No.49513

(Tube, tube)

But what exactly is a cooperation scenario here

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:30:54 No.49518

>>49513
we can't kill god hes too powerful
but thats what i been trying to do covertly since day 1

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
― Tenessee Williams

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:31:16 No.49519

i hope he takes that as a sign of respect

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
A day without sunshine is like night.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:12:28 No.49496 [Reply]

mint moscow i would only ask this
i do not proclaim a general innocence but a specific one to your case

do you really think i have enough cache, connections, or power as a tubedfuck to do what was done to you?

i have no friends to speak of
im a loser
if someone tubed you it had a poor timing correlation to our fight but theres nothing more to it

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
I'm mad, and that's a fact./I found out animals don't help.
Animals think they're pretty smart./Shit on the ground, see in the dark.
― Talking Heads (Fear of Music)

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Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:14:28 No.49501

but the people i supposedly removed were high up and i think theres an onus on me to act responsibly

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
That 150 lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected.
― Thomas Jefferson, on the U.S. Congress.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:15:05 No.49502

but i never uttered the words "tube that man" @ u or thought them even

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Families, when a child is born/Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,/Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove/Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life/By becoming a Cabinet Minister
― Su Tung-p'o

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:15:23 No.49503

yes
that was my one big mistake

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
― Ambrose Bierce

ƬψƬ ☢ ༺Crystal༻ Moscow, Moscow 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:16:46 No.49505

I'd only expect you to not being able to take a delayed action

You lash out at me
An hour later I go out have a mint have a drink and bang I'm somehow mentally dead

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:23:16 No.49512

>>49505
>have a mint
we are more alike tan i thought

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
getting nervous.

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ƬψƬ ☢ ༺Crystal༻ Moscow, Moscow 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:42:35 No.49474 [Reply]

You tubed me

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ƬψƬ ☢ ༺Crystal༻ Moscow, Moscow 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:12:02 No.49495

>>49487
I went legit staffas as a side effect right

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:16:05 No.49504

>>49495
it might be mk801
certain tubing agents are known to directly cause staffas

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
― Blaise Pascal

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:16:56 No.49506

idk my experience of you has been that you are always very insincere
you might be playing an angle right now
all i want to say is when i think bad things they sometimes happen
but i didnt think "tube him"

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Here I am, fifty-eight, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow
up.
― Peter Drucker

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:17:09 No.49507

im tubed af

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

ƬψƬ ☢ ༺Crystal༻ Moscow, Moscow 06/25/22 (Sat) 04:21:12 No.49508

I slept 14 hours today and all at sleepschedulecel hours
While circumstances don't allow me to sleap at all

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:36:30 No.49468 [Reply]

are u angry at me

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:36:49 No.49469

cot?

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:37:02 No.49470

come over and cuddle pls

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
When in doubt, follow your heart.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:37:15 No.49471

but im a gr8 cuddler

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Unless you are very rich and very eccentric, you will not enjoy the luxury of
a computer in your own home.
― Edward Yourdon, 1975.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:37:32 No.49472

ur really hard to please
goodnight

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:37:48 No.49473

this bunbear is tired adn going @ bed!

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:31:31 No.49461 [Reply]

baby you dont have to be here
u can go home

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.

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Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:32:07 No.49463

dude fuck what the crowd wants
do what u want

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
You are number 6! Who is number one?

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:32:21 No.49464

yeah girl
u done enough

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:32:35 No.49465

oh now its this sasshole

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Who has more leisure than a worm?
- Seneca

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:32:49 No.49466

i killed 3 gf's

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:33:43 No.49467

i told u bro
fire >

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:03:00 No.49454 [Reply]

nantes and i are pretty amicable considering we're exes

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Scott's First Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

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Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:03:38 No.49456

i take that back shes very fucking rude

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:03:53 No.49457

nantes if i wasnt a pervert would u be nicer

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing
about.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:04:04 No.49458

thats fair

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:04:17 No.49459

im not that bad tho tbh

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Honi soit la vache qui rit.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 03:04:42 No.49460

i wish i could still make tubed jokes and friends
i miss being tubey bun

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Ability is useless unless it is used.
― Robert Half

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 02:38:48 No.49453 [Reply]

that guys creepy voice ruined that

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A sine curve goes off into infinity or at least to the end of the blackboard.

Joonas Los Angeles, California 06/25/22 (Sat) 02:23:35 No.49452 [Reply]

Was I inappropriate

Rated: 0/10

涂黑了 Helsinki, Uusimaa 06/25/22 (Sat) 01:38:44 No.49447 [Reply]

stay put

Joonas Lincoln, Nebraska 06/25/22 (Sat) 01:54:25 No.49451

ok cutie

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of filename completion.

સુપર ફંક Medellín, Antioquia 06/25/22 (Sat) 00:57:58 No.49442 [Reply]

Sorry.

Joonas 06/25/22 (Sat) 01:24:34 No.49443

For?

Rated: 4/10

સુપર ફંક Medellín, Antioquia 06/25/22 (Sat) 01:48:21 No.49449

>>49443
U kno

Joonas Lincoln, Nebraska 06/25/22 (Sat) 01:53:49 No.49450

>>49449
eh
its fine

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
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