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 No.48793[Reply]

dude i miss when it was you alec and hairyhills
just us
those days were mint

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

 No.48794

no nostalgia
really?

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

 No.48795

just me then thats ok
i knew i cared more than you guys from the get go

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Decisions terminate panic.

 No.48796

true
im a different person now

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

 No.48797

i genuinely [redcated] because i just want [redcated] to be happhy
thats it

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,
intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the
cares of office.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"



 No.48782[Reply]

the past is not a place we can go back to ok
its over

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
...this is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
― The Firesign Theater

 No.48783

please stop torturing with me that
you know i feel bad

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
― Anonymous

 No.48784

you like watching me cry probably
sick fuck

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
80 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.

 No.48785

do u even actually care about them

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
If someone gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
― D. Woodhouse

 No.48786

i did it
well
sort of
we need to move on

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.



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 No.48781[Reply]

this is really gay and poetry but the last line is true for me

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution
inevitiable.
― John F. Kennedy


 No.48778[Reply]

whew

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
― Peter de Vries


 No.48760[Reply]

ah lord he's talking about his dead bitches again

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
My guess is that well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through
life without ever having a single original thought. That is to say, they
never think anything that has not been thought before, and by thousands. A
society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought
would probably be unendurable. The pressure of ideas would simply drive it
frantic.
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956
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 No.48772

love too has no meaning outside of a relationship with god

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one
thing always leading to another.
― E. B. White

 No.48773

god dumped my triflin ass

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Death is Nature's way of saying, "slow down".

 No.48775

you ever really examine yourself chode?

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

 No.48776

come on man
don't make me cry again
i said im sorry

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a
larger object.

 No.48777

i gotta own that shit
ur right

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:
They have very large numbers of states. This makes conceiving, describing,
and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more states
than computers do.
― Fred Brooks, Jr.



 No.48757[Reply]

i really killed htose bitches :S

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

 No.48758

thats so fucked up lol

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

 No.48759

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gonna get blockout to blockout the memory SL:

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.



 No.48754[Reply]

kind of nuts how i really contributed to that

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
will notice.
― Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

 No.48755

in the most selfish way i want them back

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
― Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"

 No.48756

too tubed to date

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.



 No.48752[Reply]

remember when u tried to help me die lol

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

 No.48753

yeah
but deserve is stupid
nobody deserves it

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.



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 No.48742[Reply]



Rated: rated/10

Fortune
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

 No.48743

the hand grazing my thigh aaaaaa

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Although every American has a sense of humor―it is his birthright and
encoded somewhere in the Constitution―few Americans have never been able to
cope with wit or irony, and even the simplest jokes often cause unease,
especially today when every phrase must be examined for covert sexism,
racism, ageism.
― Gore Vidal, "The Essential Mencken," The Nation,
August 26/September 2, 1991.

 No.48744

even for them lol

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

 No.48750

was i wrong about that vibe

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

 No.48751

it was hot

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
I've had fun before. This isn't it.



 No.48745[Reply]

remember when girls used to blink @ me in pornos

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes

 No.48746

interdimensional trolling would be fun if u werent a tube
i wonder if its a trade off though

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
When in doubt, do what the President does ― guess.

 No.48747

it sucks that i chose this path so late lol

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
<Mongoose> knghtbrd: and the meek shall inherit k-mart

 No.48748

i dont fit in very well :S

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
How can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
― Firesign Theater

 No.48749

im not the only one tho

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.



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