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 No.48052[Reply]

you can kill her
you can tube me and ruin my life
you can fucking kill me
but you made my mother fucking cry
i will never ever forgive you for that

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

 No.48053

I FUCKING HATE YOU

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.



 No.48044[Reply]

they dont realize our history
they clung on so late to the whole phenomenon
but we were friends

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
― Ashleigh Brilliant
2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.48047

can u tell i really did

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Eschew obfuscatory digressiveness.
― Barry Dancis (1983)

 No.48048

like love man
idk if i'll ever feel that way about anyone again

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some
people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
― Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

 No.48049

why did u take her from me

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
The complexity of software is an essential property, not an accidental one.
Hence, descriptions of a software entity that abstract away its complexity
often abstract away its essence.
― Fred Brooks, Jr.

 No.48050

just tell me why

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Programming is an art form that fights back.

 No.48051

why you fucking asshole WHY
WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
You see but you do not observe.
― Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in "The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes"



 No.48034[Reply]

alec is
EXTREMELY powerful

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.48039

but i stopped disrespecting you years ago
why have you continued

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
To be, or what?
― Sylvester Stallone

 No.48040

i see
ur a sicko

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
We don't want to discourage the innovators and those who take risks because
they're afraid of getting sued by a lawsuit.
― George W. Bush; Washington, D.C.; June 24, 2004

 No.48041

you think what u did to me is normal?

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.

 No.48042

you are sick
truly
perturbed
wrong in the head
nobody checks your power so you never have to realize it
until you have an intimate relationship and realize nobody can love you the way you are

so you take love away from others

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 No.48043

stop trying to freak me with the fortunes

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of
the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as
are out wish to get in?
― Ralph Emerson



 No.48018[Reply]

i feel really good

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the
truth.
― Ashleigh Brilliant
10 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.48029

is it true bun 2 is underage

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs
pounding.
― Abraham Kaplan

 No.48030

ok ur just fucking with me
gooodnight

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

 No.48031

if shes dead why should i care who you love

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
The steady state of disks is full.
―Ken Thompson

 No.48032

ur a fucking dick u know that

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
The reason ESP, for example, is not considered a viable topic in
contemporary psychology is simply that its investigation has not proven
fruitful...After more than 70 years of study, there still does not exist
one example of an ESP phenomenon that is replicable under controlled
conditions. This simple but basic scientific criterion has not been met
despite dozens of studies conducted over many decades... It is for this
reason alone that the topic is now of little interest to psychology... In
short, there is no demonstrated phenomenon that needs explanation.
― Keith E. Stanovich, "How to Think Straight About Psychology",
pp. 160-161

 No.48033

alec.

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.
Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.
-- Henry Brook Adams



 No.48015[Reply]

wtf lol

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the
problem.

 No.48016

ty

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke? -- Uncle Remus



 No.48012[Reply]

mach 2
i wanna eat u

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.

 No.48013

u even here

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Bumper sticker on nuclear war: if you have seen one, you have seen them all.

 No.48014

aight

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
― Frank Lloyd Wright



 No.48010[Reply]

i guess i feel a sense of meh about how i acted tn

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
the practice of truth.
― George Jacob Holyoake

 No.48011

spooky ooky

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
To err is human, to moo bovine.



 No.48009[Reply]

Chilling and scared

Rated: 1/10


 No.48007[Reply]

i should be more respectful to my father
but thats none of ur business

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

 No.48008

thanks fortune

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.



 No.48005[Reply]

I hate how fickle everyone is
Fuck off

Rated: 6/10

 No.48006

I’m trying and that’s enough for me
U can threaten me it’s fine

Rated: 4.5/10



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