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Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:33:43 No.47972 [Reply]

icky wicky in my tummy wummy :S

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:49:48 No.47957 [Reply]

srd?

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.

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Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:17:43 No.47967

immediate?

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:18:12 No.47968

i don't get it still ;_;
all i know is i miss that bitch

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Stay away from flying saucers today.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:18:29 No.47969

i know she was gonna kill me
i trusted her to do it nicely
i really did

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government
plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer
Prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin
to break the bulb in the first place.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:18:47 No.47970

whatever
i repent

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
― Jules de Gaultier

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 23:19:46 No.47971

i weeped @ god's feet, with the smell of stale liquor on my breath
for a moment he smiled in the sun while my grubby hands gripped @ his robes, tears streaming down my face
but then he remembered and said "nah fam"

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Every program has two purposes ― one for which it was written and another
for which it wasn't.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:40:38 No.47954 [Reply]

still in love with nantes

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for
man ― who has no gills.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:40:57 No.47955

i know
i love mach 2 also

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:41:32 No.47956

>>47955
bit young tho

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular
error.
― John Kenneth Galbraith

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 19:33:05 No.47935 [Reply]

If u think about it I invented tubing as it exists
Bones was the canvas on which I painted my subconscious

Rated: 1/10

Joonas (✓ Respects women) Helsinki, Uusimaa 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:02:47 No.47938

a blank innocent canvas
you corrupted it with tubes

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:34:38 No.47945

>>47938
Thanksgiving showed me that an apparatus exists but maybe what it’s utilized for is my fault

Rated: 7/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 22:39:33 No.47953

>>47938
i tubed ya
sorry 4 that

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the
Devil was my natural master and captain and friend. I saw that he was in
the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear.
― Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 21:35:56 No.47952 [Reply]

Everyone in sa has butt worms it’s kinda gross

Rated: rated/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 21:10:15 No.47951 [Reply]

My limbs are tubes don’t be rude

Rated: 7/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 21:08:40 No.47950 [Reply]

I lost it
Sorry I lost it

Rated: 1.5/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:38:06 No.47948 [Reply]

That horrendous chair of exceptional timing when mom calls out the exact moment u finally start drifting asleep

Rated: 9.5/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:38:37 No.47949

I’m only slightly gay shuddup

Rated: rated/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:35:44 No.47946 [Reply]

I soak up corruption and blame for things that aren’t fully my fault because of my own spiritual corruption and addiction to mints

Rated: 8.5/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:36:06 No.47947

The mint thing
I’m working on it

Rated: 7.5/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:32:19 No.47940 [Reply]

I just feel bad that the mayor of whoville used to leave my family alone
Is it my fault that changed

Rated: 8/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:32:48 No.47941

If I died would you let them be

Rated: 2/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:33:04 No.47942

Is it actually my fault

Rated: 7/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:33:26 No.47943

I was honestly bluffing about the octopus
I had no idea

Rated: 9/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 20:33:54 No.47944

I feel a tremendous amount of idk
I care about my family

Rated: 10/10

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