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Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 18:21:24 No.47913 [Reply]

Y’all rly have no shame

Rated: 5.5/10

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:35:10 No.47902 [Reply]

thanks

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

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Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:44:54 No.47908

>>47907
beggars can't be choosers :S

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
That government is best which governs not at all.
― Henry David Thoreau

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:45:22 No.47909

joni
you know they have facial recognition software in airports now

they don't even need ur id

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
"When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical."
― Jon Carroll

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:45:33 No.47910

joni you talk too much

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,
intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the
cares of office.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:46:12 No.47911

i have no vendetta
im not like you people
im not a fucking freak who gets obsessed with others
you must fucking love me or something

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Joonas Athens, Attica 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:47:20 No.47912

>>47910
I know
thats what my friends tell me as well
go ldar sweet man
enjoy the nightmares :))))

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:43:11 No.47906 [Reply]

im loose

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
I fart in your general direction, tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:30:54 No.47898 [Reply]

what happened? u tubed me a few too many times

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation.
― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:31:10 No.47899

u beat a dead horse girl

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task
completely overwhelm you.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:31:27 No.47900

y'all were never funny like bronnen
just nasty people

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
It was always thus; and even if 'twere not, 'twould inevitably have been
always thus.
― Dean Lattimer

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:31:42 No.47901

you're better than these folks nantes

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."
― Boss Tweed

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:08:11 No.47897 [Reply]

yeah im too thirsty for my own good
sorry

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
There's no such thing as a free lunch. -- Milton Friendman

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:07:04 No.47895 [Reply]

now she wants to kill me
great

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:07:28 No.47896

is garotte a french word

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
<xinkeT> Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:05:55 No.47891 [Reply]

how many times have nantes and i bonked

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:06:15 No.47892

whats the half

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
― Darth Vader

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:06:28 No.47893

8 times
epic

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Genius: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:06:42 No.47894

how about the new one

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 17:02:22 No.47890 [Reply]

taking off that shirt feels good

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
The meek shall inherit the earth ― they are too weak to refuse.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 16:39:37 No.47888 [Reply]

i think theres cum on mychest

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
You will be successful in your work.

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 16:53:42 No.47889

i should have fucked s

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
"If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?"

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 15:25:12 No.47883 [Reply]

whatever u used on me last night was way too strong

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum ―
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Joonas 06/14/22 (Tue) 16:26:56 No.47887

#bringbackclorophorm

Rated: 2/10

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