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 No.48176[Reply]

maybe a bit too honest about the drinking :S

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
There you go man,
Keep as cool as you can.
It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.
Keep on being free!
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 No.48183

you extracted the sweetness from my belly just to prove empathy is a "weak" trait

but cuteness and loveliness should be preserved not assailed upon and attacked

what makes you so jealous of people who want to be rosy and happy and sweet?

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis
socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If they think
you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a
very technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible. These days,
though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to
crudeness.
― Johnny Mnemonic, by William Gibson

 No.48196

how much do you drink

 No.48199

>>48196
Past couple months like 6 times a week
Now at a sober house

Admitted this to study lady and I might need to wait 6 months now for my fmri

Rated: 0.5/10

 No.48200

One?

Rated: 10/10

 No.48201

Nobody cares
It’s cool

Rated: 5/10



 No.48197[Reply]

anus: the only way i'm posting is if somebody donates a hundred dollars.


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 No.48167[Reply]

andy knows
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 No.48190

ppl need to seriously stop watching me jo

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.

 No.48191

some of the films i've made are bad aren't they

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
A king's castle is his home.

 No.48192

oh thank heavens
ok cya!

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for
being right.

 No.48193

>>48186
if i hypothetically said that, thats would it would be like

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher

 No.48194

andy stopped being an ally when i got too tubed anyway so idk why ur trying to stir something up betwixt us

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really
overwhelming majority of the crowd present. Abusive and obscene language
may not be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging
panel, or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing
contestants (unless struck by a boomerang).
― Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Association



 No.48164[Reply]

how do i explain my glue habit :S

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

 No.48165

nantes would fail this examination

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
<JHM> Being overloaded is the sign of a true Debian maintainer.

 No.48166

if she were alive

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that
thing you just did? Don't do that."
― attributed to Douglas Adams



 No.48161[Reply]

that was a quaint moment betwixt me and the van driver

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
You may be recognized soon. Hide.

 No.48162

im recognized everywehre

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.

 No.48163

your poetry sucks alec

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.



 No.48159[Reply]

how the efuck do i unhack my phone

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Only God can make random selections.

 No.48160

uninstall uninstall i beg

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.



 No.48158[Reply]

lol

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
My head is bloodied, but unbowed.
― From the poem "Invictus"


 No.48153[Reply]

the mk801 made me genuinely schizo tbh

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Why does opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment?

 No.48154

i think that i talk to the sun and that the colors people wear on the street correlate to my mood
im fucking schizo

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.

 No.48155

thats not just tubed
thats schizoid

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
You will pioneer the first Martian colony.

 No.48156

ok maybe im jsut tubed

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
There was a phone call for you.

 No.48157

whatever alec

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.



 No.48146[Reply]

anus = mcdonald's working ass motherfucker.

 No.48151

so true tbh

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.

 No.48152

i used to have swag
now im a bone
lol

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.



 No.48147[Reply]

You capture my exes rudeness exceptionally

Rated: 6/10

 No.48148

Exes x’s

Rated: 2/10

 No.48149

Let’s be honest for once
They gone

Rated: 8.5/10

 No.48150

It’s ur fault
Hate urself

Rated: 4/10



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