puppy just wants to eat out a pretty girl :S
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong
oh i know
gremlin lookin ass
but a man can dream
The trouble with a kitten is that
When it grows up, it's always a cat
― Ogden Nash.
im being punished for that STILL
Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
so cruel to cockblock me but i suppose what i did was crueler
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how
hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.