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 No.46995[Reply]

i know its not the same one :S

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)

 No.46996

but i'll play along if it makes it easier

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.46997

i feel bad
still

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)

 No.46998

99 percent bun and discovered 1 percent that is horrible horrible horrible at the very end of the rope

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)



 No.46843[Reply]

need some food mann william im hungry man
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 No.46888

>>46887
its implicit

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.46890

>>46888
whats implicit?

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
― Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

(YOLO)

 No.46891

>>46890
i just said u scammed me
idc about the threat i just want my money back (you didn't need it)

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)

 No.46892

>>46891
i didn't scam you or lie to you
never said i didn't have money
just said i was hungry and wanted food
youre just a stupid spoiled little tube without any life skills 😇

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
(YOLO)

 No.46988

'A fool and his money are soon parted.'
– Edward George, Master



 No.46979[Reply]

all black ✓
blonde ✓
minty? that's new

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)

 No.46980



Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.46981

u just parade them in front of me lol

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)

 No.46982

i love the self conscious gait of a well trained mint

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)

 No.46983

she was adorable thats all im sayin

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)



 No.46963[Reply]

I officially break up with mint moscow

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.

 No.46965

Welcome to loneboard

૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა

 No.46968

>>46965
being alone is better than having bad friends

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Between the legs of the women walking by, the dadaists imagined a monkey
wrench and the surrealists a crystal cup. That's lost.
― Ivan Chtcheglov

 No.46975

>>46968
I wish this were your real conviction

 No.46977

>>46975
you beat convictions out of me
im a template now

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)

 No.46978

hydraulic pressed tube
flattened tube
no thoughts just a flat line like no pulse

vibeless godless creatura

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)



 No.46974[Reply]

three hundred and tubed

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. -- Evan Davis

 No.46976

Over 9000



 No.46971[Reply]



Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

 No.46972

you're a really cool girl

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because
God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software
engineer.
― Fred Brooks, Jr.

 No.46973

thanks for stopping by this week

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Don't worry about what other people are thinking about you. They're too
busy worrying about what you are thinking about them.



 No.46922[Reply]

WHAT THE FUCK CANT I DO HUH

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Incest, n.: Sibling revelry.
6 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.46929

thanks bro

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.

 No.46930

I have anger issues im sorry

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Don't worry about what other people are thinking about you. They're too
busy worrying about what you are thinking about them.

 No.46967

bit angry huh

 No.46969

>>46967
yeah
you broke me

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.
― Harry S Truman (one of his more ridiculous comments)

 No.46970

damn right im angelic
for putting up w your ass

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
The more things change, the more they stay insane.



 No.46900[Reply]

Tube can't
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 No.46959

>>46956
I don't trust you to meltdown even worse in my absence

 No.46960

>>46959
backwash of a human being indeed

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.

 No.46961

>>46956
that's really impolite, billiam

 No.46962

I hope whatever it is thats making you miserable
gets worse

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

 No.46966

some went mad



 No.46964[Reply]

how about another $80 for old tube's sake heh

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left-handed people are in their right minds.

(YOLO)


 No.46913[Reply]

kudos to alec for keeping him on his toes

 No.46957

vastra
fuck off

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.
This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
― Steve Rubenstein

 No.46958

mint moscow unhack my phone
im breaking up with you

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Q. How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A. 9 edge down.



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