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 No.46083[Reply]

was that a mint that grappled me

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee.
[A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.]
― Dutch Proverb


 No.46068[Reply]

did i get mercurized fr

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
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 No.46075

there was something in it right

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
You will wish you hadn't.

 No.46076

but probably not mercury

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

 No.46078

not mercury
just designer drugs
mercury would change the taste a lot
designer drugs at the very most make the taste more metallic
t. ex vapist and drug user

 No.46080

>>46078
except it does make me twitchy and discoordinated and anxious like the merc did
perhaps its some alloy

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

 No.46081

merc?

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.



 No.46067[Reply]

i think i freaked xhim out when i grabbed his hips in my sleep

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Booth Luce

 No.46072

skinny and fatty cuddling

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
― Voltaire

 No.46073

u saying im not fat? :3

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.



 No.46064[Reply]

ze bitch


 No.46062[Reply]

hmmmm
alec i dont pray for your death tbh
but i do resent you for what u did

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
― "Oh, Lucky Man"


 No.46059[Reply]

maybe that was a little harsh

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

 No.46060

man deserves it tho

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
― W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"

 No.46061

hes a tranny hunting godless vibeless sociopath
he deserves it

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.



 No.46053[Reply]

i could easily pass for like 18-19 if i wasn't bald

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting.

 No.46054

thats probably why defolliculizing agents were used

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Stock brokers invest your money until it's all gone.
― Woody Allen

 No.46055

now i am doujin rape bastard

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of reliable, well-engineered commercial software?



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 No.46052[Reply]

god damn i miss boston bee's fashion advice

i suck at bying clothes

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
There was a phone call for you.


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 No.46022[Reply]

well i cant stop vomiting and idk why
if u got me
gg
i had fun with u guys in the past

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

 No.46033

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im dramatic

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Give him an evasive answer.

 No.46046

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im all betta now

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
What fools these mortals be. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 No.46047

or im dying lol
yolo

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Flattery will go far tonight.



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 No.46036[Reply]

schizzed too much today
my b
too tubed for any of my regular hobbies
maybe i play pokemon :S

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
― G. B. Shaw
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 No.46041

what hobbies do you like

 No.46042

>>46041
i used to paint and draw, pretty well
now it all cums out shite

used to play chess
write
etc

all of thats gone

i dont rly do much but listen music pokemon and smoke weed now
very lame

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true.
― Winston Churchill

 No.46043

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i suppose i could do those things again im just too dumb for it not to be shit
and not dumb enough to be unaware of how shit it is

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.

 No.46044

that brings up a legitimate question
is bad art worse than not making art at all

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
"It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position."
― John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information,
responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission
inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were
sleeping on the job.

 No.46045

then ur advice to me is to not have hobbies at all
lol

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Neil Armstrong tripped.



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