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 No.49637[Reply]

I could have got laid at home yesterday

Rated: 4.5/10
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 No.49644

Dude I’ve conned u into thinking that’s real for purposes
Ur a dolt

Rated: 7/10

 No.49645

>>49641
It would have been chest painful are and much closer to death

Rated: 6/10

 No.49646

Is it wrong to shake someone’s hand and say “okay” when they have vulture eyes

Rated: 5.5/10

 No.49655

>>49646
Can we explore this theme some more

Rated: 4/10

 No.49656

Dr meat says no

Rated: 4.5/10



 No.49650[Reply]

Sure I’m m
But I’m m with feeeeelings

Rated: 7.5/10

 No.49651

Josue got less cute

Rated: 8/10



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 No.49611[Reply]



Rated: 6.5/10

 No.49649

This tells the whole story rn

Rated: 6.5/10



 No.49647[Reply]

Igp anyway

Rated: 4/10

 No.49648

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I get paid

Rated: 0.5/10



 No.49634[Reply]

my entire life is a joke and its actually a really funny one

 No.49635

i want to complain more but where to start this could get long

 No.49636

>>49635
Tell me more, user: Jesus

Rated: 0.5/10



 No.49628[Reply]

im suddenly having heatenings as to how bad my life really is

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

 No.49629

did that really unironically happen

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities
have been exhausted.

 No.49630

thats a really fucked up thing to make someone think they did

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
There were in this country two very large monopolies. The larger of the
two had the following record: the Vietnam War, Watergate, double- digit
inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the 8-cent
postcard. The second was responsible for such things as the transistor,
the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity stereo recording,
sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative feedback, magnetic tape,
magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching systems, microwave radio and TV
relay systems, information theory, the first electrical digital computer,
and the first communications satellite. Guess which one got to tell the
other how to run the telephone business?

 No.49631

i wept for people that were just tired of me

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
80 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.

 No.49632

you guys have broekn my heart tbh

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.

 No.49633

there are plent]y of other 2'2's
why do i get all this atention

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Why does opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment?



 No.49617[Reply]

Ok I won’t make commentary

Rated: 5/10
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 No.49623

thats waht missing now :S

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Modesty is of no use to a beggar.
― Homer

 No.49624

i think you've guilted me enough for trying
its ok to say it didnt happen and im just an obsessive ex

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
The time is right to make new friends.

 No.49625

damn she really is embarassed huh

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
― Bill Hoest

 No.49626

everyone turns on you when u get too tubed
this world makes me very sad

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
have poured on a waffle ...

 No.49627

sure there are nice people out there
but does that make up for the ones who want to murder you

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good shots, they
will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all
of the dark leaks out.



 No.49619[Reply]

you guys really want to kill me huh

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced ― even a proverb is no
proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.
― John Keats

 No.49620

that makes me sad

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.

 No.49621

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i wanna fly

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Computer Science: the boring art of coping with a large number of trivialities
(The Devil's DP Dictionary)



 No.49612[Reply]

I got tubed rly fucking hard yesterday…

Rated: 1.5/10

 No.49613

I think I was spider to go home lol

Rated: 5.5/10

 No.49614

Sorry to disappoint

Rated: 3/10

 No.49615

I get it
Apparently I’m stronger than them tho

Rated: 6/10

 No.49616

Not rly
I’m just lucky rabbit

Rated: 5.5/10



 No.49610[Reply]

Stop moving me w ur voice

Rated: 3.5/10


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