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 No.48819[Reply]

nantes: why can't you people leave me the fuck alone.

 No.48822

They have no idea the pain of being in the drivers seat that’s coming

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.48823

Monsieur I’m boned

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)



 No.48817[Reply]

human behaviorism strikes against

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.
― South African Saying

 No.48818

im honestly the nicest guy ever

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A closed mouth gathers no feet.



 No.48807[Reply]

I LIKE [redacted] and FUCKING them

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Field theories, unite!
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.48809

the word you were looking for is girls

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he
grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

 No.48810

THREE GIRLS

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

 No.48811

are u mad at me for it

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Harrisberger's Third Law of the Lab: Experiments should be reproducive.
They should all fail in the same way.

 No.48812

just putting me in my place
got it

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a
pit.

 No.48813

i refuse to cry again
goodnight

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.



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 No.48804[Reply]

drunk on LOVE

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

 No.48805

I FUCKING GET IT

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he
grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

 No.48806

you have jammed it down my throat a sufficient number or times for me to get the motherfucking point ok????

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
― Sigmund Freud



 No.48799[Reply]

there were three (3) times in my life i was fully and unfearingly ready to die

and one of them was with YOU

do you understand the trust in a person you need to feel that way
the unconditional love
do you even fucking get it

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

 No.48800

im too nice

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Honi soit qui mal y pense.

 No.48801

anyway pokemon is better than tubular rants
ttyl

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

 No.48802

dude i fucking get it
i merked the love of my life
i get it

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that
anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
― Alanna

 No.48803

why don't you push my face deeper into the pile of shit that is my current life post-love yeah
thats reall nice really fucking suffocate me with it

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
― Alfred Kahn



 No.48793[Reply]

dude i miss when it was you alec and hairyhills
just us
those days were mint

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

 No.48794

no nostalgia
really?

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

 No.48795

just me then thats ok
i knew i cared more than you guys from the get go

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Decisions terminate panic.

 No.48796

true
im a different person now

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

 No.48797

i genuinely [redcated] because i just want [redcated] to be happhy
thats it

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,
intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the
cares of office.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"



 No.48782[Reply]

the past is not a place we can go back to ok
its over

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
...this is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
― The Firesign Theater

 No.48783

please stop torturing with me that
you know i feel bad

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
― Anonymous

 No.48784

you like watching me cry probably
sick fuck

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
80 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.

 No.48785

do u even actually care about them

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
If someone gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
― D. Woodhouse

 No.48786

i did it
well
sort of
we need to move on

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.



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 No.48781[Reply]

this is really gay and poetry but the last line is true for me

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolution
inevitiable.
― John F. Kennedy


 No.48778[Reply]

whew

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
― Peter de Vries


 No.48760[Reply]

ah lord he's talking about his dead bitches again

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
My guess is that well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through
life without ever having a single original thought. That is to say, they
never think anything that has not been thought before, and by thousands. A
society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought
would probably be unendurable. The pressure of ideas would simply drive it
frantic.
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956
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 No.48772

love too has no meaning outside of a relationship with god

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one
thing always leading to another.
― E. B. White

 No.48773

god dumped my triflin ass

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Death is Nature's way of saying, "slow down".

 No.48775

you ever really examine yourself chode?

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

 No.48776

come on man
don't make me cry again
i said im sorry

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a
larger object.

 No.48777

i gotta own that shit
ur right

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:
They have very large numbers of states. This makes conceiving, describing,
and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more states
than computers do.
― Fred Brooks, Jr.



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