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 No.48757[Reply]

i really killed htose bitches :S

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

 No.48758

thats so fucked up lol

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

 No.48759

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gonna get blockout to blockout the memory SL:

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.



 No.48754[Reply]

kind of nuts how i really contributed to that

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
will notice.
― Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

 No.48755

in the most selfish way i want them back

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
― Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"

 No.48756

too tubed to date

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.



 No.48752[Reply]

remember when u tried to help me die lol

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

 No.48753

yeah
but deserve is stupid
nobody deserves it

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.



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 No.48742[Reply]



Rated: rated/10

Fortune
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

 No.48743

the hand grazing my thigh aaaaaa

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Although every American has a sense of humor―it is his birthright and
encoded somewhere in the Constitution―few Americans have never been able to
cope with wit or irony, and even the simplest jokes often cause unease,
especially today when every phrase must be examined for covert sexism,
racism, ageism.
― Gore Vidal, "The Essential Mencken," The Nation,
August 26/September 2, 1991.

 No.48744

even for them lol

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

 No.48750

was i wrong about that vibe

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

 No.48751

it was hot

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
I've had fun before. This isn't it.



 No.48745[Reply]

remember when girls used to blink @ me in pornos

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes

 No.48746

interdimensional trolling would be fun if u werent a tube
i wonder if its a trade off though

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
When in doubt, do what the President does ― guess.

 No.48747

it sucks that i chose this path so late lol

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
<Mongoose> knghtbrd: and the meek shall inherit k-mart

 No.48748

i dont fit in very well :S

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
How can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
― Firesign Theater

 No.48749

im not the only one tho

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.



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 No.48714[Reply]

 No.48715

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 No.48716

You cannot save her

 No.48717

>>48716
The Millkies to end all Millie’s

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.48740

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 No.48741

>>48740
me and who

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it
that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested
for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on
them.



 No.48736[Reply]

Were any of my maidens autistic fr

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)

 No.48737

Aw that would have been cute

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)

 No.48738

I wanna date an autistic girl tbh

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.48739

Yeah nvm

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)



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 No.48735[Reply]

Nada mas para ofrecer

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)


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 No.48730[Reply]

I made this for my maiden but she died the day she was supposed to pick it up

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)

 No.48731

My words could never be criminal
Yours are subliminal

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)

 No.48733

Whoever painted the poppies
I wanna give this to you

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)

 No.48734

I miss them so fucking bad ;-;

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)



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 No.48728[Reply]

Being wealthy has perks

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)

 No.48732

vastra: eh, it's just a normal garden nothing special here



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