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 No.2233[Reply]

Ugly faced good body Asian twink boys are underrated
My bread and butter

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. -- Alexander Pope


 No.2225[Reply]

Only one American has successfully orchestrated real tunings and he’s a community college dropout who works for Amazon
(Granted he has detroit mob connections through daddy and generally being a reprobate)

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.

 No.2228

I don’t know how he could find people equally so depraved to even motivate to do that but clearly his only friends are mentally ill imageboard freaks

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Cannot fork ― try again.



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 No.2218[Reply]

The skinfuckular sensation and oxidative mechanization that turns a sweet tube into a leathery sack of bone

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
That government is best which governs not at all.
― Henry David Thoreau

 No.2227

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 No.2211[Reply]

Thinking of making a YouTube tuber tier list alla penguinz0
Y/n?

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

 No.2212

No it is

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
The ends justify the means.

 No.2217

make the die bitch desu ne
(YOLO)

 No.2219

>>2217
Ur attractive.

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
"In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable."
― Winston Churchill, of Montgomery

 No.2224

>>2219
ur ugliest bitch planeta not even wholesome puppy dog not even rick not even morty not even big chungus Big Egg Bitch
(YOLO)



 No.2223[Reply]

There’s a party @ bitch always
And ur invited :)

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
― Bohr


 No.2201[Reply]

Im gay

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

 No.2213

nope

 No.2214

>>2213
I’m definitely at least bi

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
The man who runs may fight again. -- Menander

 No.2216

I checked out cute Asian twink and cute girl equally at work today
But I can only see myself dating a sweet gay tube

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
"Yes, well, that's just the sort of blinkered, Philistine pig-ignorance I've
come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome
spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the
struggling artist, you excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies with your
Tony Jacklin golf clubs, your colour TVs and your bleedin' Masonic handshakes!
You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards?! WELL I
WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF YOU GOT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY STINKING KNEES
AND BEGGED ME!"



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 No.2194[Reply]

Hiding @ work

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb
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 No.2204

why do u look like zinger

 No.2205

>>2204
All bald men tend asymptotically towards the ideal platonic male

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday
night.

 No.2206

pfhahhahahahahah u literally have the newest iphone
fucking kill yourself

 No.2208

>>2206
Wrong.

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

 No.2209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2208
prove it
(YOLO)



 No.2166[Reply]

Judge me not by the content of my character but by the girth and curvature of my cock

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.
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 No.2173

>>2172
you've got demons running around in ur head
and they feed on insecurities u have)

 No.2189

>>2173
Damn it’s like they can read my mind

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as
it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

 No.2195

>>2189
yeah u need to visit exorcist

 No.2196

>>2195
I have a recurring dream where I am deep in a basement
Like it’s multi floored and I’m way down
I hear a door open, shut, then quietly lock way up

What looks like a girl in a red dress
Run around w intense feeling of being followed
Then rotting whore of Babylon demon attack me

Maybe I have female demon and that’s why I crave cock cock

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
There's no place like home.

 No.2202

>>2196
yeah thats my bitch



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 No.2200[Reply]


(YOLO)


 No.2199[Reply]

Horrible listless tubed feeling

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
And they told us, what they wanted...
Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance.
― Kate Bush


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