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 No.2149[Reply]

My ideal bf would be tubed too
Slightly autistic, maybe a lisp, but social graces
Those quiet people who don’t bring much to the table in language but do in vibes
Rich upbringing
Soft, not needy, but heavenly in a their subtle gentleness
And overlooked because they are somewhat plain, but cute in their own way

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Exactitude in small matters is the essence of discipline.

 No.2150

Maybe even a little detached but leadable

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
It's later than you think.

 No.2151

I wanna hold his hand and push him out of his comfort zone

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
One picture is worth more than ten thousand words. -- Chinese proverb

 No.2152

Gay
(YOLO)

 No.2153

>>2152
Say dumb shit get yolo’ed

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
I've had fun before. This isn't it.



 No.2148[Reply]

Nantes u have had a tiny fucking sip of the gort get over it man

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
XML is just data with that Internet shit wrapped around it.
― Joe Romello, by way of Steve Sapovits


 No.2142[Reply]

I’m so fucking sorry

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are―by
definition―not smart enough to debug it.
― Brian Kernighan

 No.2143

Ok
It’s wasted
I get it

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Above all else -- sky.

 No.2144

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 No.2146

>>2144
I’m Claire.

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
"Anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name DANGER! (click)"

 No.2147

accept your flaws but don't give in to them



 No.2140[Reply]

Does guilt not mean anything

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

 No.2141

Action does. I will bone myself until I fucking learn

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Do, or do not; there is no try.



 No.2126[Reply]

Let’s talk about something else

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.

 No.2131

sure, how is your evening going?

 No.2133

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>>2131
Idk
I keep thinking about this boy who asked me for snap
The other night too I decided to approach some black boy on a bench smoking weed on his break
He turned out to be gay too and I boned decently well with him hence
“ur tube game is on point”

I’m just realizing the tubed ness is my lack of anything to bring relationships from that initial glowy nice stuff to like
Something with depth and attachment and solidity
I just paint quick watercolors of a nice guy but people see I’m full of holes pretty soon after

And it makes me feel lonely and desolate about my future
My ex cancelled plans to see me
So I’m just like damn
I’m alone af

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
It's all in the mind, ya know.

 No.2134

>>2133
we're here for you sweetie



 No.2127[Reply]

I understand people have lines that they just do not allow others to cross
And me standing having stepped over on the same side ashy u say
No u belong there on that side
But I want to be good
I desperately want to be good
I’m just sick

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?"
― Bertold Brecht

 No.2129

I don’t expect sympathy

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
It's like deja vu all over again.
― Yogi Berra



 No.2110[Reply]

so glad my imprisonment in /bitch/ is ending soon

 No.2114

Your on ur own now
Distract them.

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
A man with one watch knows what time it is.

A man with two watches is never quite sure.



 No.2113[Reply]

My life was attempted at least twice last week and I’m kind of regretting out maneuvering death

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.


 No.2112[Reply]

I’m the worst.

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
― Gavin Russell Baker


 No.2111[Reply]

I’m mercury poisoned. I think a lot of the pain and suffering in my life was warranted.
But this time I think it’s just a little too much.

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Use free-form input where possible.


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