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 No.2103[Reply]

Little acts of kindness mean the world to me
I have nothing else

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.


 No.2102[Reply]

I am sad that Nantes hates me

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a
netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin
cosmos of nothingness.


 No.1941[Reply]

edgemaster.. father.. I suffer, fasting..

I must eat.. pizza.. from my mother..

edgemaster..

don't let me eat the pizza…
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 No.2022

>>2017
u think daddy is a good writer?)

 No.2024

Bitch: PetFucker
You have 20 minutes.

 No.2025

5 Minutes.

 No.2039

>>2024
>>2025
I am sorry m'lord.. my honor shall not, permit me.

I am above a mere bitch and being put here is an injustice to my person.

 No.2101

>>1999
good boy



 No.2066[Reply]

Adam I don’t rage because you are disgusting or the system is disgusting (a system of haggard tired old bones , repeating)
But because I can feel your soul
It’s one of the hollowest I’ve ever come across and it Maccabees me

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
I think time is crucial to anything. For example, if you lock an infinite
number of monkeys in a room with those typewriters, but you limit the
amount of time they have to write, the best you'll get out of them is the
pilot to The Dukes of Hazzard.
―Doug Sykes

 No.2067

File: 1634172280633.jpg (233.42 KB, 1101x1882, grimes.jpg) ImgOps Exif Google iqdb

you are pathetic

 No.2068

>>2067
Eh whatever, ull be dead soon enough anyway

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

 No.2095

>>2067
very good pic

 No.2100




 No.2079[Reply]

I don’t wanna be bitter like y’all but just ur only momentum is downwards

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Q. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
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 No.2092

i laugh at you

 No.2093

>>2092
Yeah I know

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.

 No.2094

>>2092
It hurts tbh

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
― Alan McKay

 No.2097

>>2094
good

 No.2099

>>2097
Do u dislike me

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
If someone gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
― D. Woodhouse



 No.2098[Reply]

This latest stuff
U know I genuinely just wanna commit suicide
I’m so alone
And I can’t talk to people every new layer I adjust to is stripped
I just want to die

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
― Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)


 No.2096[Reply]

Because I actually rly like u

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
― Charles Anthony Richard Hoare


 No.2088[Reply]

Fuck Andy honestly
I wish I was with christian

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard

 No.2089

I would date a sweet quiet boy over that any day

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own
opinion.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"



 No.2069[Reply]

U still don’t realize the full story of the company u keep do u adam

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional
to the amount of equipment ruined.
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 No.2072

File: 1634172662460.mp4 (29.96 MB, 1280x720, bitcoin.mp4) ImgOps Google iqdb


 No.2074

>>2072
It’s lost on me, I never found ur shtick cute

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
― Andrew W. Mathis

 No.2076

>>2074
ok facility liver

 No.2077

>>2076
Still not funny.

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Bumper Sticker: Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

 No.2086

>>2077
ok facility liver



 No.2078[Reply]

Miss the bronnencord.

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
― Lily Tomlin

 No.2082

ok go back

 No.2083

>>2082
Cant.

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

 No.2085

>>2083
what did you do this time ?



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