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A bun loves sweet and innocent things
But it also wants to hump them

Rated: 1.5/10

I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away.


We should meet up at portal park again
Ill bring a j

Rated: 6.5/10

An algorithm must be seen to be believed. -- D.E. Knuth


Cilantro is bad if u don’t take some stomach binding agent
It stirs up the metals but doesn’t give them anywhere to go
This was a mistake

Rated: 8.5/10

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.


Where my chlorella @

Rated: 2/10

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"


I have much worse symptoms rn after trying to treat myself lmao

Rated: 10/10

A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.


Now I know
Just let it happen
It’s worse if u kick it out of its deposits and let it swim in u again

Rated: 1.5/10

You will soon forget this.


The fragments of light I had even a few days ago, immediately after my latest transgression but before the penance
Has been dimmed even further

Rated: 8.5/10

UFOs are for real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist.


Maybe even snuffed out
I was shown rays extending to heaven
Instead I chose… this

Rated: 4/10

As the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,
bearing hot new versions of their pieces ― faster, smaller, more complete,
or putatively less buggy. The replacement of a working component by a new
version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new
component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and
efficient test cases will usually be available.
― Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"


Not snuffed out just put in a chokehold until I can be a good bun

Rated: 5/10

A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.


People like to say the tube has no inherent qualities and is merely a thing dependent on its context
Not true: the tube must adjust to constant rugpulls, adjustments, lower and lower plateaus of functioning
He must make do with the little material I’ve has left and whip it into something resembling a self with charm and grace and humor etc

At a terminal point, the tide of confusion is endless, and each day a new adjustment and adaptation must be made. He still retains his inherent qualities (bun: softy, sweet, sex obsessed) but all else shifts with his constantly shifting cognitive and mental state

Rated: 4/10

Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,
temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as
it damn well pleases.

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Could I,,,, er,,, uh
Be ur um
Tubed bf?

Rated: 9/10

Ask your boss to reconsider ― it's so difficult to take "Go to hell"
for an answer.

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Wrong one !


i wanna unbreak my nose :S

Rated: 1.5/10

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
― Alan Coult


Blue got tubed while I slept no doubt
But I don’t feel it directly

Rated: 0.5/10

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
― Martin Luther King, Jr.



Rated: 7.5/10

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht


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Rated: 6/10

If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it
will always do it.
― Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin

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