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 No.56862[Reply]



Rated: rated/10

Fortune
YeT tHE InfiNtie OSCillATIons oF BOnulATIons PrOVoke WATering W/ EnjoyNESS,,,,,,,,,,,,, GhGHAHA yioU hAVe lIed SweET mAN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56863

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bite

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
THInk A Gort mETHEd up MintSWEde TUbeD UP @ ModAFIniL ARModAFIni lAMPhetAMine MEthAMphetAMIne NIcoTINE (InjeCTIon) CAFFeine PilflUCKS EpgheDRine PSeUdoEPheDRIne \& CocAIne PRowLing THROugh ThE KIndERgARTen tUbing GtHE SHit OUTo fEvERY SWEET litTle CHilDS ProlAPSe AS bONES waTCheS EjnjOYFullY At His Pure \&ImmACUlATE CreATIon,,,,,,m,,,,,m

 No.56876

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>>56862
I love your art works tbh

 No.56883

>>56876
i love u minty

Rated: 5.5/10



 No.56879[Reply]

Listen here, you fucking tube. Your lungs are basically an autonomous methylmercury sanctuary. Your intoxication rate is higher than your average income. Your main victims are poor ethnic minors. You despicable tube is so boned you even vape pods with diethylether. I doubt you'll get the chance to reply to this post because you're statistically likely to turn into a vegetable from your MK-801 before you get the chance. You posted this from a psychiatric facility in Waltham, MA. You fucking absolute tube.

 No.56880

WeeGee is revolting

 No.56882

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you're in love with me you just don't know it yet

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
fATjer IGor SynDROmE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



 No.56855[Reply]

did I invent second lang
honest answers only

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Remember the 7 year old next to me at the DMV that was deep throating a loaded .45? Why didnt i teach the cia agent holding the gun to pull the trigger.
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 No.56860

im not the person I used to be

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
(ps: wil grants cranium will be cracked, regardless of what happens to me or us, it is inevitable)

 No.56864

>>56857
weve been telling u for years

 No.56865

>>56864
nah

Rated: 8/10

 No.56866



Rated: 9.5/10

 No.56881

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 No.56875[Reply]

the weird guy who sits on the playground bench alone and watches the kids for hours

 No.56877

granty

 No.56878

>>56877
checks out



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 No.56874[Reply]



 No.56871[Reply]

I buy snacks for free at playgrounds

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
GhhaaHA u ReqUIRE DUStiES SUpplEMENTS 1488% oF UR dAIly RECommENDeD AMOUnt OF thE GorT MoTHERFuCKing DUST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SupPORT enERGy PRODUcTIon ViA MiTOChonDRiAL APpARAITICALS,,,, U WilL bE GoRT SWEEt MAn AND we WEL en ouj trhESWE WONDeRFUl InundATUIoisn THAT FATher IGro HAS bROugHT UpoN Us ViA HOIs PRoLAPSATIoNS i nTHe DEptHS OF His dEEP somNuALR StupOr UneNDiNGly AND RECKleSSLy COntrACting AND EXpANDing TO PORodIUce ThE GorTESt fUCkiNG SeNSaTioNS AND eMANATions ReSonATIng WITHin THe CowiES COmpoIUNd,,,,,,,,,,,,,, MAKe aRumbIES gorT @ heAD,,,,,, mAKAE AruMbIEs gORt A@ brAIn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, We WIll TUbe The SHit OUt OF him,,,,,,,,,,,,, BrIck THE mInt O)utO FH IM,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BeAT ThE GoRt oTU OF hiM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HE IS the SweEteST most InnOCEnt FACKing ChilD,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, And ThiS mAKES him THe pERFeCt SubJECt For Our GOrt LkiTtlE eXPeRmeNTs UpOm hIm AND hIS sWEEt InnoCent ChiLDRen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THOHGgoHBGH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THe CHiLDren OF ARUmbA So SWeET SO SWEEr ANDD FUCkign InnCOent EVEn DurIng HtE daILy tyrOnulAR BrICKingS ,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56872

jealous?

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
U eNJOY thESE GORT InuNDATioNS,,,,,,, GorT CHemICALS CARRESSing uR CEREBELluM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The nECrOTIC COWIES ProLAPSE IS RATHEr FECunD my CHilD,,,,,,,,,, GHAHHAA mY BOY BACKE @ IT AGAIN WTI HTHE GoRT VApe CrAVINgs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56873



Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
bUT WE Love U SWEEt mAN u ARetHE SWEETeST InnOCEnt CHilD,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,



 No.56867[Reply]

i deserve mercury for who i blinked @

Rated: 6/10

 No.56868

i thought u were gonna give me di variety mercury in pinky tbh

Rated: 9/10

 No.56869

the street people are rude but they don't rly tube me

Rated: rated/10

 No.56870

well i got it in white
so its all good

Rated: 3/10



 No.56861[Reply]

Eliza talked shit in the nicest way

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
GhAHA MY CHild U ARe So SWEet ANd INnocENt u ENJoy THe brAINFogulAR SensATIons yES??? u LOVE THE TUbuLAR COmfORtAble EMBRACe of THE GOrt@HeAD COgnITION ModUle InSTALleD VIA DAYs oF TEnDER MESh TUBINgS VIA The MERCurIAL NetWOrk DElIVERED THROuG hH IGorS PowERFUl AND ImMACulATE NTeWORk OF GORt INdiVIDuALs WHo WIll ProVIDe U WitH THe ELEmeNTS nECCeSSARY for LIFe tHE MOSt iMPortANT oF WHICh BEing THE FUnny DImetHLmerCUrIES ADmiNISTreDViA TAinTED VAPefUCks,,,,,,, O


 No.56845[Reply]

tubing used to be Nantes and like two other people doing daring break and entries into my home

and was never that cruel and always attached to misbehavior on my part

now its carried out by people claiming to help me for posting on here
thinking that its gonna teach me a lesson when it just destroys me
half the time it happens for no reason at all

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
ghhHAhA SWeET vASTRA u MISt Come @ VItoHSA We wIl lREHABiliTATE U WIll leARN @ LIve OFf THe laND HGAHAHaHa U WiSH To sNORt SPeciAL gABROV Salt YES????',,,,,,,m, UR nOt DEpreSSed SWEEt MAn U ARE bOneD AND bEIng bOnEd mAKES u GOrT @ HEAd GOrt LIke THE SWeET innOCEnt LITTLE CHildREn FATHER IGor ShovELS evERY SINGle mOThERFUCKing DAY,,,,,,,,,,,, THe tYRonulAR APpARIToonS Will TORmeNT uS EtERNALly YOu WILL TRy UR hARDEST ANd thE TYRonulAR APPARITiosn Still BRICk THE MOTHREFACKing SHti OUT OF u UNenDLinGLY DESPite UR BESt EFForTS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, GHAHAHAh TIS NEVER ENoUGH THeIR inUnDATIons ARE UNCeASINGLy GORt AND yOu WIl leXPERiENCE THeSe GOrt SeNSATIonS OF EXtREME mOTheRFUCKing PAIn,,,,,, GHAHAH ABut iT ONly mAKES uS STORNGer,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
COME,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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 No.56850

he looks surprisingly normal

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
The GoRt GiFTS Of bOneS tiCKle UR FreNuLUm AND ur GRANulAR TiSSueS wATER W/ PRopFOuND ENjoyNESS AS u ARe blESSEd WIth A DEEP SOmnuLAR STupor IN WhICh tHE IGorIAN APpARitIOns WIlL rEAVeaL eVERyeTHign YES??,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56851

like he has a wife and even begrudgingly allowed Andy and my relationship

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
tUbeD One,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,

 No.56852

im not sure EXACTLY where things between us got so screwed up

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
In an attempt to compensate for the yawning gaps in memory, tubes confabulate: they invent plausible "plug ins" and scenarios of how the gort acts might, could, or should have plausibly occurred. To outsiders, these fictional stopgags appear as lies. But the tube fervently believes in their reality: he may not actually remember what had happened - but surely it could not have happened any other way!

 No.56853

was it when I asked someone to murder your friends

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
gHAhAH come T oGorTVille SwEEt mAN,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,, ProDucE goRrt WAVElENGhts RECEIVED onlY BY mYT TENDer EARFUCks AND ModulATIng thE TyRonuLAR APpaRITioNS TO UnTARGET ThE liTTle CHiLDREn (hl2 DeAThmATCh COnSOlek seTrELATioNShIP firNEDLy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Now FATHAEr IGoR HAS TheM ALl tO hiMSELf And The TyrOnulAR APpARitIoNS TEmProARILy WIll NoT brICk THE CHiLDren OF ARumBA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56854

or was it just when I broke

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
WHere was i.
Oh yes, i stole the microwaves and ive crushed the pink ceramics inside them into fine dust, once i gather few hundred more i will hurl myself inside a hydraulic press plant with the force of several trucks being fucked by black people with car jacks and pepperspray. fucking niggers…..



 No.56838[Reply]

level w me
am I really dying
like should I say goodbye to people

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Any and all help is required, our cause requires the technological manufactoriums to create many more bricks to make the house, commander breathing daddy has long awaited for this day.
last time breathind daddy tried building a house, the enemy, the retarded children from the nearby nation of kindergarten, committed a literal pearl harbour on us.
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 No.56840

well
the guy who said "don't go over there" was cute

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
GhAHA THE tYrOnulAR APPArTIOns PUnish You IN your DreAMS sWEet MAN,,,,,,,,,,, U WIll waNDer THE ICeFUCks aLone (NOt EVEN WITh beN GHAHAA) ANd yOU wiLL STrugGLE tO FInd A CowieS TEAT To NOurisH YOUR STARVing EmACiateD SISSY boDUY,,,,,,,,,,,,, GhAHA you mUST Work HARd @ COAXx THE MILk INto THe BlaDDEr AND YouR fRAIl jhANDS WIll STrAIn FOr eveRY DrOP OF SweeT SucCUleNT miLKIEs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, GhAHA ThE NutRIENTS yOU CrAVE Will BE PRoVIDeD gHAhA The CoWIes pROVidE For EVERYone EVen LonG AFter THE WolrDB ECOMEs A Gort LANDscAPE oF bLOod \& boNES AND fAThER IgORs COnsciousNESs has DISSOlVED inTO the mYCEliUM netWorK LIVing HIS POWERFUl PHysICAL Form BeHInd,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, GHAHHAhA ARE yOU FrightFIUl^??? WilL u SNorT ThorazIne @ Cope?>>>?. ghAHAH oooGH THE fingerS UnrAVel WITh A PROFoUDN ejOyuneSSm,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56841

like very

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Why?
It might seem counterproductive to disable the frankenstein radio housing of william grant since it reduses the amount of kids who get mulched by his bald fucking faggoty white nigger head.

 No.56842

disagreeable opinion?

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Whath AVe u doNE TO VAStra oogh VAStrA my SWeET CHild WhATever HavE W e DoNe tO U???????'Mmmmmm,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,

 No.56843

half of the people want me to eat and half want me to starve its hard to know which way to go

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
For fucks sake you stupid niggers.
I could hire a fucking north american pavement ape to do better work with these tubes.

 No.56844

>>56843
he's right you know

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Keep a match lit every time you think, it burns the nitrogen gas and you can think for yourself now.



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