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 No.1831[Reply]

It’s going to be okay.

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

 No.1833

Let a man cope

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Give me a plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh Dome, and a place
to stand, and I will drain the world.

 No.1834

Ty)

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
I'm growing older, but not up.
― Jimmy Buffett



 No.1829[Reply]

I need to relax

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is
never sure. Proverb


 No.1728[Reply]

One good thing
I don’t sound like I’m writing from thesaurus any more

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
22 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1797

And if u do, ur a bad person!

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

 No.1799

I guess that’s rly central to my distaste of incels and a lot of internet types (at the risk of droning) is this misery olympics and assumption of an inner strength that surpasses everyone else because you’ve ACTUALLY been through it

It turns people into callous husks and it’s not even remotely accurate

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
You can observe a lot just by watching.
― Yogi Berra

 No.1800

Anyway, I do have morgellons now
But I didn’t need to to learn
That’s my point

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Cleanliness is next to impossible.

 No.1806

>>1795
Yeah but do you see Liam making ten pages of posts a day about their little ailment

(which is nowhere in the ballpark of our "too annoying to just ignore and continue with your life, to vague and elusive to be treated for clinically")

 No.1823

>>1806
If it doesn’t reach the threshold then u are agreeing with me

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch.



 No.1815[Reply]

>too annoying to ignore and continue with ur life
That literally is life u fucking retard
That’s why phones have blocking functions
That’s why clubs have member lists
You self important little fucking insect

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it
that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested
for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on
them.

 No.1816

Now that I know ur phony “reasons” I hate u even more

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
The course of true anything never does run smooth. -- Samuel Butler

 No.1817

You are truly irredeemable
Only through my omerta can any cleanliness and beauty be salvaged through this

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
To be wrong all the time is an effort, but some manage it.
― William Feather

 No.1820

Literally learn to read

Also why are you deleting you posts?… Ur fearful)

 No.1821

>>1820
So what do u do on those black market tor sites anyway

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?

 No.1822

Be honest

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't."
― Dagwood Bumstead



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 No.1819[Reply]

grant family


 No.1812[Reply]

Mint Russia I think I actually would kill u if I could get away with it

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Thoreau's Law: If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of
doing you good, you should run for your life.
― Attributed to Thoreau by William H. Whyte, Jr., in
The Organization Man (1956)

 No.1813

Like watch ur smug little tubed grin fade from ur eyes as ur face goes purple

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
― S. Johnson



 No.1808[Reply]

I retire

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.


 No.1805[Reply]

I can talk about this stuff with complexity but nothing else
Maybe that’s my fault tho

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Wozencraft's Law: If you make all of your plans on the assumption that a
particular thing won't happen―it will.

 No.1807

I am hyper focused on the wrong shit

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
― George Bernard Shaw



 No.1803[Reply]

I’m sleepy

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
The heart has no rainbows when the eye has no tears.


 No.1801[Reply]

I’m less mentally ill now, but more ill mentally

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations.
― Thomas Jefferson

 No.1802

U just traded one bone for another
Your treatment lacks precision
Or even an aim of treating
Why did I think u were gort

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.



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