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It’s weird to think ur all human beings behind the schizonas

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 1


Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Estrogen and fat
I've been looking at chubby trans girls lately. Something that sticks out are their bitch tits. They don't grow with them being on HRT+fat. All of them have the same sized breasts as a fat man would have. Shouldn't the estrogen increase the breast volume as with skinny trans girls?
R: 2 / I: 1
granty is the worst
R: 0 / I: 0
They humanized me when I talked about stocks lol

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
My vf play turned out to be right on the money
Ur welcome

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
I miss andy

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
ambiguous

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
R: 0 / I: 0
it'd be nice to play against some real humans for once

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m not interesting enough to the the worst

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
It’s very strong
Btw Nantes have a great day

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Bruh

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
I nap

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
im a poison fairy pokemon

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato
chip market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food
market and is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose
― James Finke, President, Commodore Int'l Ltd. (1982)
R: 0 / I: 0
Includes 4 “AA” batteries.
R: 3 / I: 1
Cute petite girls dressed in bundled up homeless attire that looks oafishly baggy on them are precious

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
ur 2 slow (sonic voice)

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
― E. G. Leter
R: 1 / I: 0
that was a close one goddamn.

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
God does not play dice with the universe.
R: 0 / I: 0
ur making teams for my team not the meta….

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things,
The fate of empires and the fall of kings;
While quacks of State must each produce his plan,
And even children lisp the Rights of Man;
Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention,
The Rights of Woman merit some attention.
― Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights of Woman",
November 26, 1792
R: 0 / I: 0
i dont like the mercuries dusties kicked up by the cilantro effect
its too strong all @ once

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the
wall.
R: 1 / I: 0
audio production and design guy used killing joke song in lesson
epic

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
"Grub first, then ethics."
― Bertolt Brecht
R: 1 / I: 0
Up until the last moment it feels gort af
Then at the apex
Disgusting and off putting

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I can’t tell sometimes, and if I can’t tell I ain’t gonna wait to complete

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Do not use cilantro without a gut binding agent holy fuck

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Bullish on my smv

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Decapitato!

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Batman ,,,

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m anti nose maxxer
I will always half comply by the earring the mask but maintain autonomy and freedom by pissing off little beaurecrats with my exposed proboscis
Politely acquiescing each time they ask me to pull it up
And promptly pulling it back down

Their cuck brains don’t know how to handle this small act of rebellion

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Eating the dried roots with no gut agents or food to bind to them is like letting prisoners out into the yard

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Leave a scathing Yelp review faggot

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite grindr aids
Fills me with the urge to defecate

Do a thorough audit
Interview the so-called “victims”
See whether they think they suffered

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Rate how I look today

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
For performing boned acts on zoomers he was sentenced to be judged for boned performances, by zoomers

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Here’s why that’s good

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I have not had sex since august

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I liked mercury is a subtly destructive mistress
Once a threshold is crossed even tiny amounts brick u to bits

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Why keep old gorted vapes from a compromised location?
So that u can forget u wanna test them
And test them

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Only a couple of real gortings but if u keep the old bones and reopen them u can extend the gortings

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Cilantro is two steps back to take one imaginary step forward

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
the upregulated amyloids made him funny @ head
R: 1 / I: 0
Grinning bald boned bunny cranium cresting violently thru vaginoid walls and whispering unforgivable hatred @ the womb until it gestates a molar pregancy and the gort fucking ball of cannibalistic hair and bones eats her alive

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I need dried leaves I forgot them yesterday I need them because my bones are in literal pain from the metals

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I had a good line off the cuff last night about tomes bones and catacombs
But I forgot it

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
father igors wife exemption clause

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Fathe Igor deprives a man of the succulent untainted milkies drained @ source of a horrified child, and then expects a man to have the nervous system capabilities 2 flagellate his cold necrotic bony fingers on a keyboard

Absurd,,,

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I had more old mercury after the fact w old home vapes from my previous address
If that answers ur question

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
3 methylmercurated black crows pecking @ a grove of rotting prostates harvested from the cadavers of innocent gypsy children

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 1
I got like 40 percent less ugly in the last theee days for no reason at all

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
I didn’t mind the cd skipping in fact there was a greater organization or flow but now there’s just dead ends necrotizing tissue roadblocks and it’s harder to post bones

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 1


Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
I leave forever

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Be nice to me or in gonna spill toxic chemicals leaking from my macerated brain tissue into a screaming child’s ear

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
hurr

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
― Maslow
R: 0 / I: 0
i lost my phone

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Give big space to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway.
R: 1 / I: 0
u dont wanna know the real number
its locked in a basement

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight.
― some IBM guy
R: 0 / I: 0
that was a monday.

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
We are what we pretend to be.
― Kurt Vonnegut, JR
R: 0 / I: 0
my little bone can't be this slow

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
― Randall Garrett
R: 0 / I: 0
my little bone can't be this slow

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
The superfluous is very necessary. -- Voltaire
R: 0 / I: 0
sad

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
You can't break eggs without making an omelet.
R: 0 / I: 0


Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.
R: 0 / I: 0
Not real

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
dude from yonkers is a real trooper
R: 0 / I: 0
That’s just an outer tube reflecting light from ur inner tube

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
U tube me dude
R: 0 / I: 0
Chill out bro
It’s no t that serious

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
don't mind me, just stress testing william grant's life support machine.
R: 0 / I: 0
On the basis of his ethno eritage and Asian wyes

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m bone

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
U tell me dude

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
grant, when is enough enough?
R: 2 / I: 0
That door guys is such a cunt lol

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 0
There will be no duck walk tonight
Just gonna chill and watch people

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’ll leave just stop
Enuff is enuff

Rated: 2.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Mercy, por favor

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 30 / I: 2
Vais sofrer
R: 3 / I: 0
staffas house manager just looked @ my eyes and face and said "you know some levels of tiredness and brain fog have a chemical cause"

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
And now that the legislators and the do-gooders have so futilely inflicted
so many systems upon society, may they end up where they should have begun:
may they reject all systems, and try liberty...
― Frederic Bastiat
R: 0 / I: 0
Lola eating is so cute

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Why does my ugliness fluctuate so much

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 2
If u sumo for ur enemies, they will fuck u a little more tenderly

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 8 / I: 1
Sometimes the sheer generosity and good grace of someone allowing people to work for them astounds me
A job is a privilege and a gift, the fact that they PAY u on top of it is absurd

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
I need stem cell baby blood therapy for my skin and the scalp of a transient

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 1
U are all lovely bones

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
Nantes

Rated: 2.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 1
Ok I will leav 4 3ver

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Lol

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
the first grant thread of the day
R: 0 / I: 0
Andy was a fake fucking bitch, I should be thankful

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Categories


"The Compound"
The Tent of Talkies
Dead Dog Gaming
Blloku
The Crew
Histrionic pedophiles
Hall monitors
Mapgapers
CWCville
Horsecockers
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father igor? a humble jolly man full of kindness, but he has his darker needs that has to be sated
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0


Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Ok the hr lady at my job site is so fucking based
I’m gonna eat her pussy while wearing an Amazon baseball cap

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
KIll.
R: 3 / I: 1
I look like a child, a clown, and an infirm old man all at once

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Tes is getting Finnish boipussy as we speak

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Ive lost conversation

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’ll heed that advice about leaving
Although the previous level of gort was much preferable
My pullout game sucks

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
mint norway
R: 4 / I: 0
If u look up filter to put hair on bald people on google
U get like a million results of bald filters for normies to try on ur misery like a costume and Laff
But absolutely nothing targeted @ bald people trying to find pretend they have hair for a brief moment of respite

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Dude parks for 5 minutes here not moving after picking up my food
Very normal very cool

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Let me be honest with you mr. granty, i'd suggest to you that, you leave this place immediately before it's too late, if you know what's best for you, your friends, family und loved ones, while you still got a chance, before you seriously hurt. You had a heck of a tiem here with us, but all good things must coom to an end. come on man. do the right thing.
R: 1 / I: 0
Bye mint Norway I saw ur apparition and ur cute
Tho u look sad

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 1
Sofia
Out of curiosity
Who has gotten the most gortings and brickings of all by father Igor and friends
And for what

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 6 / I: 0
wg the answers will be revealed @ vitosha and its surrounding forests
R: 1 / I: 0
Mint Norway u are responsible for the mk801 arc I will never forgive u
U gave them the ultimate tubing weapon

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 5 / I: 1
I wanted to be fried Twitter poster tier boned but instead I’m just wall eyed zombie with absolute no words boned

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Think that last two years when I was supposed to get back on hair meds was difference between those little chucked follicles on life support and true follicle death
These progress pics for duta look like the people caught it when their follicles were thinned and small (little sprouts) but not dead
I have many dead areas

Boy I wish I could go back and also punch my doctor for writing the wrong script

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
How much is that tubie in the window

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I kind of love him. Even if he was just being nice

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Light gort

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Give me back my boned beautiful Christian
Ur paranoia induction cock blocked me

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
As usual it was nothing
Nice attempt at the broken bag technique tho

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh wow oh nooo im so boned
Thanks for the free drugs moron

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Having an Asian twink bf would make me a lot less ephebic

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Smelled like fart anyway
Ate two bits of chicken and threw it out

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
No offense but that’s truly a pathetic attempt

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I already tipped u dog just fucking make the delivery stop being a weirdo

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m screenshooting all this shit too dude

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
If u make it this obvious I may actually just report u and keep it for testing

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Ur parked in a cup de sac in the wrong direction
Come on bro

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Cool shades russell

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Shout out to Ryan a real 1

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Ur alright w me :)

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Wgmib

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Bun feels gentle and wants to hug u
Accept?

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
When u say yolo out lied and yolo u actualky die

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I rike nooder

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
I’dk that I trust Joshua tbh

Rated: 1/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Stupid fucking retard tried to blow out mercury and inhales it

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m like 40 percent away from not being hideous

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Time to take selfie’s before my skin goes crocodile again from concentrated merc

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Ow
When it’s real it physically hurts

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
Where my Asian bottoms @

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Do I look poz

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I tried to blow it out during test run but accidentally choked on a tiny hit

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1


Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Seriously it’s just gonna be a while before I’m up to performance standard

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Veli Venäläinen
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s gonna be a while

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
People still want to convince me it isn’t real
It takes a lot of patience

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Ins till so hopelessly in love with someone who doesn’t give a fucking shit

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Are u still angry at me

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
It takes an immense amount of grace to be able to laugh still after all this
To arrange the mess of shattered fragments
To put the effort in

I don’t think they appreciate that enough

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I suppose I’ve believed that if I become some kind of amusing pet I could sustain some kind of longevity
But uh
I underestimated just how starved of entertainment they are
Or maybe just addicted to this feedback loop like me
They drank my milkshake
They opted for nuclear option
The well of funnies has run a bit dry

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 8 / I: 0
My best guess is that u approached someone after their shift
And gave them the materials and the money for it
And some exaggerated (read as: lie) backstory to motivate them
I suppose the mere accusation could be enough and most retards live in a just world hypothesis delusion and would convince themselves : there’s gotta be truth to it if someone is THAT dedicated and organized and etc

Am I close

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 5 / I: 0
A high rating
And a red yolo

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
How’d u flip the dispensary people

Rated: 8/10
R: 7 / I: 0
I have so much love for tired boned bun
Can u feel it

Rated: 2/10
R: 1 / I: 0
I should leave this place

Rated: 1/10
R: 0 / I: 0
He feels he went a bit far in his efforts to correct the boy
It’s too late now to undo it but maybe some softness can achieve relief for both

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
The people with souls and conscience know where to draw a line but giddy animals are only concerned with sating their addiction to the feeling of crossing it

I have seen the hate drain from an enemies eyes and it felt like catharsis
Why are u still using reality to jerk off

Rated: 7/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I just hope my family knows less than recent fragments of suggestions have hinted

Rated: 3.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
That’s a boned feeling and a certitude that u are indeed boned, my child
There will be no more flickers
The embers have gone out
You are ash now

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Man I don’t know
I feel like a heavy rock
Nothing is moving in me

Rated: 1/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Dae get a gut wrenching sad listlessness when their copes have run dry and they look at their life with cold metallic sobriety
A deep craving for something, not quite articulated, but a sense that the opportunity has already passed
And it is miles away in the rear view

Rated: 1.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It has to be a little peculiar to have this much dialogue
Even in person
With the target

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Э-эй, капитан Гога
Траблы назад и чёрный каскад
Вижу твой взгляд, степ на Витоша
Мог тебя взять, но ты не моя
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R: 6 / I: 0
Maybe ur bitter because I’m playful and u want me to cry

Rated: 2/10
R: 6 / I: 2
Hello lovelies,

Rated: 10/10
R: 0 / I: 0
the grantian vision for the future. Vote Grant 2024
R: 7 / I: 0
I know u were in my room
Cause of the carpet thing

Rated: 4.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
14 digit alphanumeric brute forced by naughty black hat French tuber

Rated: 2/10
R: 0 / I: 0
My skin is NOT gonna get better if I keep doing this shit lol

Rated: 6/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Bless these igorian gifts as they traverse our repulsive flesh

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
When will I have a cute boned gay tube to cuddle

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
My crimes are almost entirely in my thoughts and urges
I haven’t done the things u think I have

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 6 / I: 0
You stole things from me I didn’t even have yet
You reached through time to steal

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s a much more fun chemical, u have to admit

Rated: 8/10
R: 0 / I: 0
We are synchronized
Tied by the black string of fate
I’m bricking myself so that I gain enough weight to drown u with me daddy

Rated: 10/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I just lost roulette!

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I love it when u watch daddy

Rated: rated/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I can feel it in my bones

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
That blue is STRONG

Rated: 4.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
Just a tiny sip this time
We’ll
I hope the ones under my bed (most accessible and visible) are ok

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It may make some sense but if we were face to face years later our past would be absurd to both of us

Rated: 1/10
R: 0 / I: 0
My eyes were opened to the beauty of things and then I again chose fear
Which has closed them

Rated: 3/10
R: 0 / I: 0
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Society iPhone venezuela

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My thoughts are discontinuous now
They Peter out

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I will never be a satanist.

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In Aztec religion, Xiuhcoatl [ʃiʍˈkoːaːtɬ] was a mythological serpent, regarded as the spirit form of Xiuhtecuhtli, the Aztec fire deity sometimes represented as an atlatl or a weapon wielded by Huitzilopochtli. Xiuhcoatl is a Classical Nahuatl word that translates literally as "turquoise serpent". The name also carries the symbolic and descriptive meaning "fire serpent".

Xiuhcoatl was a common subject of Aztec art, including illustrations in Aztec codices, and was used as a back ornament on representations of both Xiuhtecuhtli and Huitzilopochtli.

Xiuhcoatl is interpreted as the embodiment of the dry season and was the weapon of the sun. Apparently, the royal diadem (or xiuhuitzolli, "pointed turquoise thing") of the Aztec emperors represented the tail of the Xiuhcoatl, the fire serpent.

Typically, Xiuhcoatl was depicted with a sharply back-turned snout and a segmented body. Its tail resembled the trapeze-and-ray year sign and probably does represent that symbol. In Nahuatl, the word xihuitl means "year", "turquoise", and "grass". Often, the tail of Xiuhcoatl is marked with the Aztec symbol for "grass". The body of the Xiuhcoatl was wrapped with knotted strips of paper, linking the serpent to bloodletting and sacrifice.
In the Postclassic period, the Xiuhcoatl fire serpent was associated with the three concepts associated with its tail-sign: turquoise, grass, and the solar year. All three of these concepts were associated with fire in central Mexico during the Postclassic, with dry grass and the solar year being closely identified with fire and solar heat. Page 46 of the pre-Columbian Codex Borgia depicts four smoking Xiuhcoatl serpents arranged around a burning turquoise mirror. A turquoise-rimmed mirror has been found at the Maya city of Chichen Itza, with four fire serpents encircling the rim. The archaeological site of Tula has warrior columns on Mound B that bear mirrors on their backs, also surrounded by four Xiuhcoatl fire serpents.

Although the Fire Serpent easily may be traced back to the Early Postclassic period in Tula, its ultimate origins are unclear. During the Classic Period, the War Serpent of Teotihuacan was probably a forerunner of Xiuhcoatl, it was also depicted with the grass symbol, flames, and the trapeze-and-ray year symbol.
Xiuhcoatl was considered to be the nahual, or spirit form, of the Aztec fire deity Xiuhtecuhtli. It was a lightning-like weapon borne by Huitzilopochtli. With it, soon after his birth, he pierced his sister Coyolxauhqui, destroying her, and also defeated the Centzon Huitznahua.

This incident is illustrated on a fragment of broken sculpture excavated from the Great Temple of Tenochtitlan. The fragment was originally a part of a large stone disk that depicted the fallen Coyolxauhqui with the Xiuhcoatl fire serpent penetrating her chest. This Xiuhcoatl wielded by Huitzilopochtli symbolizes the forces of darkness being driven out by the fiery rays of the sun.

Tonatiuh, the sun god, was guided across the sky by Xiuhcoatl and was used by him as a weapon against his underworld enemies, the stars, and the moon.

During the Panquetzaliztli ceremony, Xiuhcoatl was represented by a paper serpent with red feathers emerging from its open maw to represent flames. During the ceremony, burning torches also symbolized Xiuhcoatl and a serpent dance was performed.
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Ok here’s that break I was talking about

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When a cat makes a decision
Like to lick it’s ass
Is it actually deciding to do that

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Sorry I’ll take a break

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My ex boyfriend Andy invited me to come see him
Begged
Said he was sick and tired with school and stressed and I was the only one who could help
Then he got fucked by some bbc and is ghosting me

Rated: 9/10
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Beyond a level I can keep it cute and sweep the fragments into a mosaic in

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This is beyond a level I can dance in

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I’d like today yesterday back and undo it

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Genuinely I can’t think of words or concepts

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I have no flow now or the charming word smithing of a tubed gentle man

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Damn the banana vape really did a number I was kind of flowing in the tubes before that

Rated: 9/10
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Ayyy the mycelium guys are back

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grant has been cancelled
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Not pod
Those who know know what I mean
The yellow tube

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Im having urges for zoomer males again
Sometimes the bones make me worse

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Hi lovelies

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Even more fuckin boned

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its called compartmentalization
its called its better than the alternative
its called trending

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Kosher but it’s hard to tell w asians

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Thinking that science is separate from or somehow precludes religion is the most peabrained take in the world

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I do actually love Nantes that wasn’t just tube talk

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Memory got regorted

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Am I mk801’rd

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I now have a harem of like 5 18-20 year old ducklings on call

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Nantes ur such a bitch

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I’m actually a good person tbh

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That picture of the chicken is literally me

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The perfect silent stillness of the m@k801 thousand pod stare

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After I recovered too
Like almost fully

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It’s probably some solvent or glue not mk801
But goddamn it’s strong on memory and words

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I really should kill myself tbh

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Soon let’s hope

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It’s in commit suicide? Idk

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The eloquent bonetalk has been steamrolled

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Don’t pray for me

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Why do I do this to myself

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I knew the whole time but I still said fuck it
Why

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grant, when are you going to throw in the towel?
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wheel him out on a stretcher
cremate him

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Fortune
There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
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im done bro
done

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Fortune
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
― Robert Lucky
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crazy how bone paranoia in a new place that is much safer pushes me to old material that was actually gorted

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Fortune
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?
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yeah i mean it was obvious from each hit dont know what i was thinking exactly

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
One good turn deserves another. -- Gaius Petronius
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how fuck am i now

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
― James J. Ling
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the irony is if i had been less of a pussy and rolled the dice
i wouldnt have finished last night the obviously off tasting old yellow (chalk and glue taste, mk801)

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Fortune
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
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may or may not be immune to mercury at this point

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Fortune
One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11-
inch paper cannot be understood.
― Mark Ardis
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oh u dont go thru my window and u dont go for the ones on my bed
well the most easy and obvious one by the door? im smoking it
:DD

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Fortune
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
― Phil White
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yeah, im incel

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Fortune
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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that grassy seed setup w unburden is nice good looks

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Fortune
That government is best which governs least.
― Thomas Jefferson
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i cant post bones mk801 tickled my poet brain too hard
i ned time

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Fortune
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
― Groucho Marx
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not joking that yellow was one of the rly bad old ones from the house that was tube compromised

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Fortune
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people
into two types, and those who don't.
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i got a little too boned beyond gort towards just silence

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Fortune
"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
― Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war
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got so fried by yesterdays bones
i have no words or thoughts
ghaha

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Fortune
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a
tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes
in the house.
― Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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Paint Arumba.
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Schizo brigade wants me to river dance faster

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GhAHah ANus MY cHIld,,, iT iS Time,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
U FEEL thE gorT tiNGlingS???.,,,,,, THE EnjOyfUL sENSATIonS dEEEEeP WIthin UR CEREbeLlum WHisPREIng UNGorT TruTHS iNTO YOUR EARS AND THe FINGeRS TREMbLing AND TREMorING WITH ENjoyNESS????????????? UR FingeRS crAVIng TO UnrAVEl UPOn THE keYboARD??????????????????????
GHGHAHA ANus MY CHild,,,,,,,,,,,,,, YoU CA NN oLONGEr POStPOne tHE POstING OF BoneS AND Now YOU MuST POST BoNEs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WEl OVe U SWEEt MAN U M UST Post ThE BONESPOStS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Hurty curvy winky

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Don’t wear pants to bed with peyronies

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And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The forts that were imagined are the best I’ve ever had

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You can’t cross that particular threshold without breaking the tamper evident vines

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Honestly we should all be in art achool

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I’m genuinely honored that my tubetalk has entered the common lexicon

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It really isn’t that hard to just not get cancelled

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The weighted blanket is my chain mail

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stir the pot see if he goes schizo

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(YOLO)
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(YOLO)
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The loss of motor nuance and precision is gort

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Twitchy twitchy

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Merc it up!

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One day I’ll learn how to calm down and shut up

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Like lighting the fire vs laying a tarp on it
At least the flames dance

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My skin willl hate me for this

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Back on the merc

Rated: 6.5/10
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Putting the carter before the horse

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who does this remind you of?
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It’s the strongest of all of them
If it weren’t for mint Norway none of us would know about it
I blame him

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That clueless tube
He’s getting too comfortable

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Ur not that fast
Even if u were the vines would come off with the screen
Sorry chump

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Honestly ur exhausting

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Can u not

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Drive away goober

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U can’t get in here

Rated: 6/10
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Nah that screen is too powerful with the vines

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Reach out and grab it eh

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Like I’ve done it before and came back but it’s not smart
But every other one is a different risk too lol

Rated: 9/10
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Ahhh I can’t decide

Rated: 4/10
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Old banana vape is all I have left
This one gorted me some months ago already
I’m in. A pickle and I have no self control (already had a lot today)
Lord bone what do I do?

Rated: 8.5/10
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Just like that tubed guy in here that U keep tubing

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I warned that girl disclosed my cold sores pushed against sex pushed for condoms she said nooo let’s fuck raw now she wanna come crying to me about it

Be an adult

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Although there have been moments
Eye contact
Nothing more than that tho

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(((the tubesters)))
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I don’t feel that bad for giving one person herpes accidentally

Rated: 8.5/10
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I need to do something to change my face and hairline
Tubes should be cute

Rated: 5/10
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Damn duta isn’t actually a cope at this point

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She cute

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Ty at does look a bit like tes though

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Damn Red Sox rly got a dude called kike

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Me no like

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Fuck.

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I need a tube bottom

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Just don’t forget that I love u

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Mercury as a sensation hurts more
But it’s very minimal in its actual damage to ability
I should have stayed on it

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Some ppl like u one moment one time when u were doing that thing and ur face didn’t look ugly in that light but overall

Pfffffffft

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Convo in the schizo house about how ugly and scary and golem looking hairless cats are

And I’m sitting here like
Wait am I a hairless cat

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X

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Ty)

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Does my tube talk ever make sense

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I do have a nice cock cock for a tube

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Brains a little hammered rn

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Those fucking ducks at the weed store man

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Existence within a tube
Confined by its parameters
Shrinking

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To be fair
I was good at my job
Even while tubed
Before interfetterances
And when they’re all coordinated together
What, a zip will pop.

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Braces puppy eyes and tongue

Rated: 4.5/10
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A little too gort rn

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Tube him to hell.

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BTC = Big Tube Cock
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phedolphile motherfuck
death
(YOLO)
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It’s not like it I behaved differently I’d treat me differently

Rated: 6/10
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i rly can be such a naughty li lbun

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin."
-- Michael O'Donohugh
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Rude image from you!

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I remember screwing some twink off his shift from dominos and his body odor smelling of oregano

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it was probably a mistake but whatever

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Fortune
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
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jk but im actually fine.

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Fortune
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
― Woody Allen
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they dont put anything else in that weed i just have varying thresholds for weed itself

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Your attitude determines your attitude.
― Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus
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Just relax nothing actually happened
They just like watching

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William Grant, we will find your parents' social media accounts and link them to this board.
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I want sex

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I’m like a fossil

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Mercury makes the skin fabric instead of organism

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bun bun wante nantes bone

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Fortune
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss
of enthusiasm.
― Winston Churchill
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I shaved my stache

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I haven’t officially los the job but the timing w which I asked for this sick leave
I’m in the top like 80th percentile in terms of speed (some untuned are really mad I’m faster than them) so they usually extend some support but
Idk this time

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Some of u are rly cute and move with grace

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Thanks for tuning in

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Igor can u hook me up w a cutie

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That banana bones

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Manuevrr

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Touch a bun while he’s asleep

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Boned pockets aren’t that deep

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Apple juice zzzxx

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‘Twas a good nap

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Sleep rapist! Ur sick
That’s a sleeping bun

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U didn’t bone me today so sorry for making a racket

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That being said

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I just wanna be ur bun

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Maintaining a truth that nobody else could ever believe (but knowing this gnawing grating primordial feeling that it’s true) is like getting mind incelled

When I met that homeless man who talked about Jesus being an alien the logic of all of his arguments was sound but the assumption preposterous ( then again, arbitrary in the same way all existential assumption are, and therefore tragic) because defecting from that truth no matter how much it improved his social life or peoples view of his mental state would feel like it betrayed a sense of self and the roots of this fundamental idea rather than it’s logical palatability and “sense” in the very common. Something spoke to him that was real he just may lack the precision of language or the forms of the things to know what to call them. But still true in the real sense as in identifying and having a sense and “sensitivity” of something extra-ordinary beyond the margins of material, even if he’s stuffing it into prepackaged shapes.

It’s more like an amoeba of hot magma
The sun
The only forms it takes are intentions.


The waking moments are close to death, the self assurance that everything is right is somnambulant

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The versus immerses
Bones driving hearses
A Thrilling tube tober delight

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I diss knowledge the cute in reality in favor of soy

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I want to investigate the inner structures of the map of the maze of the fungus and where exactly it has seeped

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Eh
Maybe I got double got

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It tastes of bacon farts and chemical slime but I refuse to believe it
Maybe I can anti-apparatuses it from real mess

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There comes a point in a mans life where beer starts to taste of apple kjuice

Rated: 4.5/10
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I’m holding in my shit this is epic

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Is 10 am too early for beer

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The treat boy phenotype
(Long mascouline face, bald, beard, baseball team cap and flannel) is actually extremely trustworthy

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It’s hard to be subversive when the gang decides ur the sub

Rated: 8/10
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Being embarassed in front of y’all is the real tubing

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If anyone wants to share the last of this j w me u can meet me at Sheraton commander park

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And on top of that the bedroom vape tunings are sometimes real
But the “real world” stuff is entirely imagined

Rated: 5.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
I think I get the ruse now

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m gonna get high as fuck and drink on the sidewalk
Bet u didn’t plan on that

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
Imagine circling around a guy and gang stalking him to deviously suggest to him that he’s poisoned using his anxiety

Rated: 9/10
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 0

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Nantes stop talking about it in so much detail

Rated: 0/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Nantes the voice of evil

Rated: 2/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Smells like cigarette cheap cologne and orgy sweat

Rated: 2/10
R: 0 / I: 0
imagined crimes
which one of us has more imagination

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
R: 0 / I: 0
skyfall | Tube Chase

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
He who Laughs, Lasts.
R: 1 / I: 0
as per the inverse square law

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
R: 1 / I: 0
im sucking old banana vape from drawer and 99.99% sure it has mk801 in it

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Flattery will get you everywhere.
R: 2 / I: 0
the crowd is very harsh and judgy

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.
R: 0 / I: 0
banana boat
wrinkly scrote
bone is sucking on an mk801 yellow float

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Familiarity breeds children.
R: 0 / I: 0
wake n bake baby

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men's blood.
― D. B. Hudson
R: 0 / I: 0
maybe they realize they're being dicks and are gonna relax a lil

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.
― Erma Bombeck
R: 1 / I: 0
the worst member of zombie aremy are the two glow in the dark bikers who move like early 2000s cgi or videogame cutscene

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
R: 2 / I: 0
dont know my status

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan
R: 2 / I: 0
It’s a long shot but maybe

Rated: 1/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I unironi used to make ppl fall in love w me

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Alec doesn’t have a bf

Rated: 5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
People honestly don’t say “thats so gay” any more

Rated: 3.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Maybe it was just weed tho tbh

Rated: 7/10
R: 0 / I: 0
That weed place is fishy anyway

Rated: 5.5/10
R: 5 / I: 0
I don’t know any more
I just hate how there are reoccurring characters in different parts of town all the time
Those bikers with the lights concern me

Rated: 9/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Nothing happened
The weed store is fine
The guys with the lit up motorbikes are just regulars anyway

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Vape gf

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Oh wow he can tell which way the current is going
But can he swim against it nah

Rated: 4.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Im not a navigator I’m just a Lincoln log sloshing down a system of water tubes

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
It’s rly fucked ain’t it

Rated: 6/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Beauty and the bald

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Pretty trans girl asks why I let people do this to me
I have no idea how to explain this shit to her

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s just ugly

Rated: 1.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s got so many bumps

Rated: 0/10
R: 2 / I: 0
So painful

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
was in bed with bf
got talking about internet shit
mentioned ‘yeah somewhere on the internet there’s this insane bald guy that obsesses over me’

open up youtube and see this
lol
R: 0 / I: 0
Im fine actually I just forgot to hydrate

Rated: 10/10
R: 1 / I: 0
I didn’t single handed lay ruin my life that isn’t fair to say

Rated: 6/10
R: 3 / I: 0
Like it was already enough u know that

Rated: 1.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
How am I gonna explain this to the sweet people chatting me up

Rated: 6/10
R: 1 / I: 0
U knew I could be ok with those nice scraps and u resented me for still having them

Rated: 7/10
R: 3 / I: 0
Watxhing baby

Rated: 5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
For Nantes only: how ugly am I out of Q10

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Like it’s funny sometime s I’ll admit

Rated: 10/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Did someone call me ferret

Rated: 5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
lmao

Rated: rated/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Yuck
I wish there was a way I could
I hate everything

Rated: 0/10
R: 0 / I: 0
U pretend like I are the. Dignified side but u don’t rly have any rules

Rated: 5.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
U hurt me even when I don’t do anything wrong

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
I suck so much fuckin ass

Rated: rated/10
R: 3 / I: 0
i need help

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
A man shall never be enriched by envy.
― Thomas Draxe
R: 0 / I: 0
sometime i think u go a bit far thats all im saying

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
How does a project get to be a year late? ... One day at a time.
― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month
R: 0 / I: 0
i love like 2 of u but thats it

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
R: 0 / I: 0
who is genuinely more uncouth
your smiles and laughter smells of vomit
its acidic and foul

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
"Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have
taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an
excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature."
― Samuel Johnson
R: 0 / I: 0
turd in its contents and in its truth

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
George Orwell was an optimist.
R: 0 / I: 0
if a word is a turd it probably travels faster

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it
can wait. Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic ...
R: 1 / I: 0
being soy is good its sweet and taste like corn syrup its like watching tv instead of arguing

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
R: 0 / I: 0
sure the canvas is just a white square but ur just painting in excrement

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
A king's castle is his home.
R: 0 / I: 0
dealing w pain is natural course of life i can tell some people have a survival instinct too on top of that
but u have to draw the line somewhere to retain what you call a "dignity" and i don't necessarily know its acts of terrorism

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
R: 1 / I: 0
at first i was ocnvinced my brain was releasing dmt from dying but then i realied the more obvious truth which is uglier

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
R: 0 / I: 0
like heart failure levels of too much
reminded me of o.d.ing on mxe

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
― Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
R: 0 / I: 0
That was way too much tho

Rated: 6/10
R: 2 / I: 0
U gave them all the time in the world to fuck w me in there and I still don’t think they didd

Rated: 8/10
R: 2 / I: 1
being tubed is like being stuck in cutscene mode 24/7
R: 1 / I: 0
They did but with my brain

Rated: 6/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Who was “litt” vanity plate
That car was fucking cool
The duo, even

Rated: 10/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Made it by the skin of my tubes

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur
ad necem. (In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on
windswept crags.)
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s just herpes, calm down.

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
The tar pit of software engineering will continue to be sticky for a long time
to come. One can expect the human race to continue attempting systems just
within or just beyond our reach; and software systems are perhaps the most
intricate and complex of man's handiworks. The management of this complex
craft will demand our best use of new languages and systems, our best
adaptation of proven engineering management methods, liberal doses of common
sense, and ... humility to recognize our fallibility and limitations.
― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh right
It separates
So the end is the strongest

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
― Book of Proverbs
R: 0 / I: 0
What the fuuuuck

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh I’m gort baby

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Extreme good-naturedness borders on weakness of character. Avoid it.
R: 0 / I: 0
The rating legit knows when I’m right

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
R: 0 / I: 0
Old vapes and a broke bank account
My Achilles heel

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
― Thomas Edison
R: 1 / I: 0
Mk801 is a much cleaner friendlier kind of damage

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Of course, someone who knows more about this will correct me if I'm wrong,
and someone who knows less will correct me if I'm right.
― David Palmer (palmer@tybalt.caltech.edu)
R: 1 / I: 0


Rated: 10/10

Fortune
You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
R: 0 / I: 0
ya its probably gort something in it but its subtle so yolo

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck
by lightning first.
R: 3 / I: 0
Weird how u can tell from one pic if someone is conversation or dick pic material

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Unless one is a genius, it is best to aim at being intelligible.
― Anthony Hope
R: 0 / I: 0


Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ahh

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
R: 0 / I: 0


Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
― Charles Schulz
R: 0 / I: 0
Winky hurts

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit
them on the head.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m so fucking stupid w it

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
R: 3 / I: 0
Heal the skin
Regrow the hair

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
R: 0 / I: 0
Way too good at telling people what they want to hear

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
R: 0 / I: 0
Let’s turn this tubable fuck into a fuckable tube!

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
R: 0 / I: 0
Want to cum but everything up to that point is tedious

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
To steal from one person is theft. To steal from many is taxation.
― Daiell's Law (a take-off on Felson's Law)
R: 0 / I: 0
>there’s no park benches to sit on and watch the world go by
Lol what a retard
They’re everywhere

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
R: 0 / I: 0
Starting a campaign to convince and coerce transsexuals to keep their dicks

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
The meek will inherit the Earth..... The rest of us will go to the stars.
R: 0 / I: 0
I did good meg

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows
what it is.
R: 6 / I: 0
My tubed theme

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
R: 15 / I: 0
I forgot how pro Hetero pedophilia this board is
Disgusting

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
R: 0 / I: 0
Cavalry’s here.

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
― Peter de Vries
R: 8 / I: 0
Yeah Nantes is a femboy.

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.
― South African Saying
R: 0 / I: 0
Lol it’ll come back
Maybe

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
The reverse side also has a reverse side. -- Japanese proverb
R: 1 / I: 0
Duck walk

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
R: 6 / I: 1
Thoughts and prayers to the people working the Starbucks next to the highschool
Swarms of countless zoomer descend on it at lunch break

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Someone is speaking well of you.
R: 0 / I: 0
Lost wifi

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
R: 1 / I: 0
Hey :)
Nice jeans

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.
R: 0 / I: 0
Thanks for the validation gaytubebros

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
The subject matter of research is no longer nature in itself, but nature
subjected to human questioning . . .
― Werner Heisenberg
R: 0 / I: 0
It is not ok to groom male children.

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
"But I don't like Spam!"
R: 0 / I: 0
If my skin wasn’t inundated with oxidative damage I wouldn’t actually be that ugly

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes
R: 0 / I: 0
My therapists don’t usually drop me for missing appointments because getting paid to not talk to me is a welcome reprieve

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
<Reed> It is important to note that the primary reason the Roman Empire fail is that they had no concept of zero... thus they could nottest the success or failure of their C programs.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ugly faced good body Asian twink boys are underrated
My bread and butter

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. -- Alexander Pope
R: 1 / I: 0
Only one American has successfully orchestrated real tunings and he’s a community college dropout who works for Amazon
(Granted he has detroit mob connections through daddy and generally being a reprobate)

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.
R: 1 / I: 1
The skinfuckular sensation and oxidative mechanization that turns a sweet tube into a leathery sack of bone

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
That government is best which governs not at all.
― Henry David Thoreau
R: 4 / I: 0
Thinking of making a YouTube tuber tier list alla penguinz0
Y/n?

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
R: 0 / I: 0
There’s a party @ bitch always
And ur invited :)

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
― Bohr
R: 3 / I: 0
Im gay

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
R: 6 / I: 1
Hiding @ work

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb
R: 11 / I: 0
Judge me not by the content of my character but by the girth and curvature of my cock

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.
R: 0 / I: 0

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Horrible listless tubed feeling

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
And they told us, what they wanted...
Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance.
― Kate Bush
R: 0 / I: 0
The mycelium network actually crowd-rates ur posts before they go through

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
You are fairminded, just and loving.
R: 1 / I: 0
taxidermy of grant
R: 0 / I: 0
Just stop being ugly theory

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
R: 1 / I: 0
Incels all dolled up and made over

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
R: 0 / I: 0
Nantes hates u bro

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that
happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told
it to the same person?
― La Rochefoucauld
R: 0 / I: 0
Im pretty sure Nantes would just say the opposite of whatever I did thought or found funny just to spite me

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
What we wish, that we readily believe. -- Demosthenes
R: 1 / I: 0
hilarious.
R: 0 / I: 0
My Spanish is so tubed lol
I used
To be able to wing this shit drunk and on drugs
The true test of the tubes

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Death is Nature's way of saying, "slow down".
R: 0 / I: 0
Fumy cat
R: 1 / I: 0
Two beautiful twinks loved my cock then saw a picture of my face and blocked me

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Prevent security leaks.
R: 1 / I: 0
I blame Alec and that insane dude from Yonkers.

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Make it right before you make it faster.
R: 0 / I: 0
And that shit with ur little minion leading me out of my home and knowing which bedroom I was in and which window
And mercurizing me unironically
And ur side stepping of the truth
And ur rugged individualism worn down to a dusty old fuck taking out loans on bad credit to try to do more dusty old fuck shit
U are th most hideous foul thing I have ever known

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he
grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
R: 0 / I: 0
You are both the dark and the ugliness it conceals
There is no light in you
I don’t pray for you because you don’t exist

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
If ur truth was half exposed as mine you would look so shriveled and ugly in the light of day
Like a naked mole rat

Rated: 4.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
The reason all ur sissies leave isn’t because they are emotionally unavailable sociopaths

It’s because you are a violent nasty disease addicted to auto-fellating his own pathologies
I hope u meet the violent end u deserve dude
But to be alone - especially after all those stupid threads u made cocky about cuddling u bf- is a good first step

Rated: 3/10
R: 0 / I: 0
>inconsequential at this point
As supposed to when retard
U
Nothing about u is consistent solid or real

Choke on your debts

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 4 / I: 0
I know u will all take only one thing away and that’s “damn that guy is fucking disgusting” but being toyed with as a kid rly Maccabees ur shit and at least I’m fighting to be honest about it and not continue the cycle of hurt

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
We were spanking each other with meat and then suddenly it got weird.
― Joe Hacket
R: 0 / I: 0
Somebody unugly me

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
― Thomas Jefferson
R: 1 / I: 0
Damn a tube like
Really wanna die

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
-- Thomas Jefferson
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s not all lulz at the bone factory
Sometimes it’s a little depressing

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
R: 4 / I: 0
My ideal bf would be tubed too
Slightly autistic, maybe a lisp, but social graces
Those quiet people who don’t bring much to the table in language but do in vibes
Rich upbringing
Soft, not needy, but heavenly in a their subtle gentleness
And overlooked because they are somewhat plain, but cute in their own way

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Exactitude in small matters is the essence of discipline.
R: 0 / I: 0
Nantes u have had a tiny fucking sip of the gort get over it man

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
XML is just data with that Internet shit wrapped around it.
― Joe Romello, by way of Steve Sapovits
R: 4 / I: 1
I’m so fucking sorry

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are―by
definition―not smart enough to debug it.
― Brian Kernighan
R: 1 / I: 0
Does guilt not mean anything

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
R: 3 / I: 1
Let’s talk about something else

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
R: 1 / I: 0
I understand people have lines that they just do not allow others to cross
And me standing having stepped over on the same side ashy u say
No u belong there on that side
But I want to be good
I desperately want to be good
I’m just sick

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?"
― Bertold Brecht
R: 1 / I: 0
so glad my imprisonment in /bitch/ is ending soon
R: 0 / I: 0
My life was attempted at least twice last week and I’m kind of regretting out maneuvering death

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m the worst.

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
― Gavin Russell Baker
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m mercury poisoned. I think a lot of the pain and suffering in my life was warranted.
But this time I think it’s just a little too much.

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Use free-form input where possible.
R: 0 / I: 0
Little acts of kindness mean the world to me
I have nothing else

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
R: 0 / I: 0
I am sad that Nantes hates me

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a
netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin
cosmos of nothingness.
R: 37 / I: 2
edgemaster.. father.. I suffer, fasting..

I must eat.. pizza.. from my mother..

edgemaster..

don't let me eat the pizza…
R: 4 / I: 1
Adam I don’t rage because you are disgusting or the system is disgusting (a system of haggard tired old bones , repeating)
But because I can feel your soul
It’s one of the hollowest I’ve ever come across and it Maccabees me

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
I think time is crucial to anything. For example, if you lock an infinite
number of monkeys in a room with those typewriters, but you limit the
amount of time they have to write, the best you'll get out of them is the
pilot to The Dukes of Hazzard.
―Doug Sykes
R: 11 / I: 0
I don’t wanna be bitter like y’all but just ur only momentum is downwards

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Q. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
R: 0 / I: 0
This latest stuff
U know I genuinely just wanna commit suicide
I’m so alone
And I can’t talk to people every new layer I adjust to is stripped
I just want to die

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
― Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
R: 0 / I: 0
Because I actually rly like u

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
― Charles Anthony Richard Hoare
R: 1 / I: 0
Fuck Andy honestly
I wish I was with christian

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard
R: 6 / I: 1
U still don’t realize the full story of the company u keep do u adam

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional
to the amount of equipment ruined.
R: 3 / I: 0
Miss the bronnencord.

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
― Lily Tomlin
R: 0 / I: 0
Empty people strip themselves of everything recognizably human so that they can be perfect apathetic ironic nothings and fit in with other perfect apathetic ironic nothings

This trend is bad enough, but usually most eagerly hopped on by people who lack any kind of natural wit
Notice how the humane “cringe” people in bronnen were unilaterally funnier and more eloquent
Yeah

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
R: 1 / I: 0
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if it weren't for me you'd be the same 5 people making the same solomon carter jokes
u act like im the lowest of the low
i allowed you to feel that

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
i allowed you to feel like something other than a loser
because i am a gracious man

Rated: 5.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
i gave your board a culture.

Rated: 7/10
R: 1 / I: 0
when adam was on benzos i thought to myself
ok that's understandable that he's a bitter spiteful little tube you know
the man's fried and suffering

but then after his hairline came back it became apparent
just an old cunt

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 11 / I: 0
im glad that adam is a miserable old hag lol

Rated: 3/10
R: 0 / I: 0
you ever notice how everyone on mintboard is like
the worst specimen of human ever

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
ody? yes
he's odious
his brain has been flushed with the meth man's dust

Rated: 6/10
R: 0 / I: 0
and mk801 with the sweep to kill the broca's with everything else!

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 5 / I: 1
If it’s so tubed why r u posting in it hmmmm?
R: 0 / I: 0
Think a tuber is timid to take even one sip of mercury when I’ve had over 9000
And still says “I’m stronger than you, I’m fearless”

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being superimposed on
the creative mind seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is
quite untrue in practice. Disciplined thinking focuses inspiration rather
than blinkers it.
― G. L. Glegg, The Design of Design
R: 0 / I: 0
The gort drink

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
R: 0 / I: 0
Petfucker post hairy ass now

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard
R: 1 / I: 0
Gort lemon drink time

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
The evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the ten thousand
years of tame animals, but in the million years of wild animals, because man
is and will always be a wild animal.
-- Charles Galton Darwin
R: 0 / I: 0
Nantes do u like the first tremors in the eyelids?

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
R: 16 / I: 0
Edge master
Collector of gay male tubes
It isn’t apparent why they all have to be gay men but I’m sure his reasons are good

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absented myself
from Christian assemblies.
― Benjamin Franklin
R: 1 / I: 0

Eaea

Petition to rename bitch to /bsr/ - brainless schizo retards
R: 1 / I: 0
Long conniNg a bunch of conniving Tubers into giving themselves occupational exposure

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Caeca invidia est. (Envy is blind.)
― Livy
R: 0 / I: 0
Ur in the bitch zone now kid

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Klein bottle for rent, apply within.
R: 0 / I: 0
Mmm daddy I love it when u stop by my humble digs to make a post

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
R: 0 / I: 0
Prowling tubergarten
R: 0 / I: 0
Us gay tubed we don’t rly love ya we just want attention
Unless it’s you specifically
Yeah we love you

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane. -- Phaedrus
R: 2 / I: 0
Nantes has a soft spot for me!

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
― David Letterman
R: 0 / I: 0
Tubed dance :3

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
R: 1 / I: 0
Nothing special, just tubed the lad while he slept

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
― Swift
R: 3 / I: 0
I talk about myself too much

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
will look forward to the trip.
― Caskie Stinnett
R: 0 / I: 0
A bun loves sweet and innocent things
But it also wants to hump them

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away.
R: 0 / I: 0
We should meet up at portal park again
Ill bring a j

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
An algorithm must be seen to be believed. -- D.E. Knuth
R: 3 / I: 0
Cilantro is bad if u don’t take some stomach binding agent
It stirs up the metals but doesn’t give them anywhere to go
This was a mistake

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
R: 2 / I: 0
The fragments of light I had even a few days ago, immediately after my latest transgression but before the penance
Has been dimmed even further

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
UFOs are for real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist.
R: 0 / I: 0
People like to say the tube has no inherent qualities and is merely a thing dependent on its context
Not true: the tube must adjust to constant rugpulls, adjustments, lower and lower plateaus of functioning
He must make do with the little material I’ve has left and whip it into something resembling a self with charm and grace and humor etc

At a terminal point, the tide of confusion is endless, and each day a new adjustment and adaptation must be made. He still retains his inherent qualities (bun: softy, sweet, sex obsessed) but all else shifts with his constantly shifting cognitive and mental state

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,
temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as
it damn well pleases.
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
Wrong one !
R: 0 / I: 0
i wanna unbreak my nose :S

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
― Alan Coult
R: 0 / I: 0
Blue got tubed while I slept no doubt
But I don’t feel it directly

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
― Martin Luther King, Jr.
R: 1 / I: 0
Relaaaax

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht
R: 3 / I: 0
The worst part is my body reacted like I
Enjoyed it
Like I’m the one who’s gross

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
The main thing is the play itself. I swear that greed for money has nothing
to do with it, although heaven knows I am sorely in need of money.
- Feodor Dostoyevsky
R: 0 / I: 0
I love u
Signed, rambler.

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Please update your programs.
R: 1 / I: 0
grant, for the last time, you are not god, you are a single simple little limp tube. Get it? Got it? Shove it!
R: 0 / I: 0
I don’t wanna be a little bitch but idk if there even is a remedy

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Success is a journey, not a destination.
R: 1 / I: 0
I truly don’t know how to get over being tubed by someone I trusted as a kid

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
R: 7 / I: 0
Bro wtf is this nerd talking about help

> The Big Bang, for example, appears as a singularity in ordinary time but, when modelled with imaginary time, the singularity can be removed and the Big Bang functions like any other point in four-dimensional spacetime. Any boundary to spacetime is a form of singularity, where the smooth nature of spacetime breaks down.[4] With all such singularities removed from the Universe, it thus can have no boundary and Stephen Hawking speculated that "the boundary condition to the Universe is that it has no boundary".[5]


Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
R: 4 / I: 0
Am I nothing yet?

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
You cannot succeed by criticizing others.
R: 0 / I: 0
Breaking the law but only in imaginary time

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Two heads are more numerous than one.
R: 0 / I: 0
Im happy for milan

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
R: 0 / I: 0
Love adjacent simpcel
Like a fan cheering on the sidelines

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
R: 1 / I: 0
The first blooming flowers of love
It’s like melting and explosion all at once
It’s inspiring to see it in other people

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
having to accomplish anything.
R: 1 / I: 0
I regret a lot
And not just for the punishment

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
You will be awarded some great honor.
R: 3 / I: 0
I’ll go straight if Korea asks it of me

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon
insufficient evidence.
― W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, circa 1876
R: 0 / I: 0
Hmmmmm

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
UNIX *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.
― unknown
R: 7 / I: 1
So Alex
If this has been more than a ruse (from you)
Can u deselect and move on with ur insidious underwater black web-bed duck mobiles onto someone new

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
R: 2 / I: 0
After the fact
I transgressed
For that one I’m sorry. I was trying to play troll

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
R: 3 / I: 0
One truth: souls exist
Just not everyone “has” one
(Has as an active cognizance, awareness, and alignment with non-material purpose and beauty)
Everyone has one tho

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
R: 0 / I: 0
Kotia is such a genious…,,, holy shit

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
R: 0 / I: 0
I don’t wanna sound like a little bitch but if u had appealed to my better reason I think u could have achieved better results in terms of my neuroticism

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the human mind to
correlate all its contents.
― H. P. Lovecraft
R: 0 / I: 0
I want to make love to a sweet duckie

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
R: 5 / I: 1
Sweet ducklings,,,,

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
"Computer literacy is a contact with the activity of computing deep enough to
make the computational equivalent of reading and writing fluent and enjoyable.
As in all the arts, a romance with the material must be well under way. If
we value the lifelong learning of arts and letters as a springboard for
personal and societal growth, should any less effort be spent to make computing
a part of our lives?"
-- Alan Kay, "Computer Software", Scientific American, September 1984
R: 3 / I: 0

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I look for the light in everyone
That’s the bun in me
But sometimes it’s an angler fish light
I don’t want to live in a cold metallic world of pragmatism and game theory
I want souls to shine
Why do u have to oppress my dream

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less
obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no
solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There
are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight
lines.
― R. Buckminster Fuller
R: 4 / I: 0
I’m actually fine :)

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
R: 2 / I: 0
I will behave righteously.

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
― Charles McCabe
R: 1 / I: 0
Why is my verbal memory still ok
I don’t get it’s selectiveness

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.
R: 2 / I: 0
It’s going to be okay.

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
R: 0 / I: 0
I need to relax

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is
never sure. Proverb
R: 27 / I: 0
One good thing
I don’t sound like I’m writing from thesaurus any more

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 5 / I: 0
>too annoying to ignore and continue with ur life
That literally is life u fucking retard
That’s why phones have blocking functions
That’s why clubs have member lists
You self important little fucking insect

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it
that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested
for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on
them.
R: 0 / I: 0
grant family
R: 1 / I: 0
Mint Russia I think I actually would kill u if I could get away with it

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Thoreau's Law: If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of
doing you good, you should run for your life.
― Attributed to Thoreau by William H. Whyte, Jr., in
The Organization Man (1956)
R: 0 / I: 0
I retire

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
R: 1 / I: 0
I can talk about this stuff with complexity but nothing else
Maybe that’s my fault tho

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Wozencraft's Law: If you make all of your plans on the assumption that a
particular thing won't happen―it will.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m sleepy

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
The heart has no rainbows when the eye has no tears.
R: 1 / I: 0
I’m less mentally ill now, but more ill mentally

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations.
― Thomas Jefferson
R: 0 / I: 0
U found the right problems but are using the wrong tools, and celebrate an experiment failing

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
This space unintentionally left blank.
R: 0 / I: 0
I didn’t get much sleep last night
But still I don’t think I’m lying

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Let the machine do the dirty work.
R: 0 / I: 0
If I have ever hurt ur feelings maybe some soul searching was in order before some brute animal lashing out
U kind of prove my point

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
If it weren't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.
R: 4 / I: 0
Wish that mint Russian guy would shut the fuck up
He was tolerable when he was boned to bits now he thinks he’s some genius orator

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
― LaRouchefoucauld
R: 1 / I: 0
Your new devil face isn’t shocking or funny or mysterious it’s some ricky’s Halloween shit to cover ur irredeemable ugliness

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
There can be no offense where none is taken.
― Japanese proverb
R: 0 / I: 0
You don’t even have an excuse vastra
U are just a born loser

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
R: 5 / I: 0
Meets u halfway, turns 360 and no scopes those kids

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Beware of Geeks bearing grifts.
R: 2 / I: 0
You take a look at a mans conditions
And then what he does with them, how he rises above limitations, how he fights against the current and you say “that is commendable, he has come far”

And then u look at the incel trying to make graphs showing how impossible it is for him to ever do so and blaming and cursing everyone else and think “this thing is abhorrent and foul, let’s walk to the other side of the street honey”

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
R: 1 / I: 0
I’m glad I feel suffer tbh
For the most part they’re shite

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
R: 0 / I: 0
There’s no clothes in the world that could dress ur ugliness with dignity

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Anything is possible on paper. -- Ron McAfee
R: 0 / I: 0
There’s literally nothing to see here
Change the channel

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’ve retired the n word from my routine

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it
is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It
isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
― Oxford University Press, Edpress News
R: 0 / I: 0
Weird how I’m not boned and completely normal

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Envy always implies conscious inferiority wherever it resides.
― Pliny
R: 1 / I: 0
Highschool seniors be wearing dresses instead of gowns

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
"Creation science" has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple
and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and
because good teachers understand exactly why it is false. What could be
more destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our
entire intellectual heritage ― good teaching ― than a bill forcing
honorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment
to a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any
general understanding of science as an enterprise?
― Stephen Jay Gould, "The Skeptical Inquirer", Vol. 12, page 186
R: 1 / I: 0
The tube who made love not war

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
R: 0 / I: 0
Yeah I liked some elements but end game is ugly
I am opting out

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
“No no you love it and care about us
If u don’t, how can I make any sense?”
Some guy, probably

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
EDGEMASTER:
Infinite Tsukuyomi.
WILLIAM FITZGERALD GRANT:
Infinite Bitch.
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Are you smarter than a kid rater

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
The world is so full of beauty and grace
The appeal of some cheap jump scare is now lost on me

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
R: 1 / I: 0
Nah

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
R: 0 / I: 0
this is that tube type of shit.
R: 0 / I: 0

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
My dick lookin handsome these days

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
R: 0 / I: 0
Wary sad old bone misses the chickadees circling around with their vain little head jerks

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
R: 2 / I: 0
Christian the sweetheart

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want
to change.
R: 0 / I: 0
Me future

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Semper ubi sub ubi.
R: 0 / I: 0
I fucked up and I’m sad and I need to go

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
R: 0 / I: 0
I know it probably would have died out but I’ll keep cursing myself for not getting those digits

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
R: 2 / I: 1
I ain’t racist but I ain’t one of those cucky white guys who’s gonna force it

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Have a nice day!
R: 0 / I: 0
I need to take a break
And take my own advice

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
We are not alone.
R: 0 / I: 0
Met my tranny wife today

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
What, me worry?
R: 2 / I: 0
Im still kind of mad about that dirty carpet comment
U have no right to do that bro

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
― Buckminster Fuller
R: 1 / I: 0
grant
R: 2 / I: 0
Whenever I’m in a media hole I return to the opie and Anthony drama archive
R: 0 / I: 0
I don’t wanted to be ur friend but u got mad at my middle finger
I understand u had to ‘tes but it hurts that u still don’t know me after all this time

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
This is a residential neighborhood please drive safe or I report to the police ty

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Ur gonna make a nice tube very happy one day

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I need to calm down
Rhythm goes
Returns
The tubes have their own design
Let it happen

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I just wanna get high and ramble @ the circus of tubers :(
I hate being @ facility

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
me vlog
R: 0 / I: 0
This FUcKinG guy
That’s it
I’m going mental

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 1
grant, rate
R: 5 / I: 3
xtiany: NOOOOOO!
granty: NOOOOOO!
adamy: NOOOOOO!
chiny: NOOOOOO!
R: 0 / I: 0
Wanna fuck a tuber

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Now that laughing schizo homeless looking dude outside of fresh pond has so much more context

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
William.. we have to get out of here.
R: 2 / I: 0
So, what is your job experience?

None, except that tubing gig two years ago.
R: 1 / I: 0
Our little billy wasn’t born an incel tube clarice,
No he was made one through years of systematic abuse

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
granty's tube game is on point
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m tired
Need a three month commercial break
See where it lands
Adios

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
You don’t offer much either bro

Rated: 2.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
here comes dat tube
R: 6 / I: 0
Nantes share a spliff w me

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
When it knows it knows

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Verde was cooler but had a shade of mean
A sweet awkward thing is rly what I need

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Not a boned boy at all, just a missed opportunity

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s over.

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Was Christian even gay lol

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Why did Amazon fire you, William?
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m thankful for some not all of it
That distinction is important

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
6 months ago was very different

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Apart from that one major middle finger for which I am cleansed by the damage u reacted with I have been very good I promise

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Im learning

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
quiet telepathy with nantes in the park

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
R: 1 / I: 0
is it dispapointeding to see a tube seem wosomewhat comfortalble

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a
well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong.
― H. L. Mencken, "The Divine Afflatus" (16 November 1917)
R: 0 / I: 0
the answer is
skin and smell

Rated: 8/10
R: 9 / I: 0
what if a bunch of 28 year olds made a show about zoomer culture that was outdated by 5 years

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
R: 1 / I: 0
20% less on top of like 50% less

Rated: 8/10
R: 1 / I: 0
i genuinely love father igor.

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
The man who sees, on New Year's day, Mount Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant is forever blessed. -- Old Japanese proverb
R: 1 / I: 0
yeah it ovah

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
population is growing.
R: 0 / I: 0
managed to pare my music down to 250 songs form a thousand
which each slide in this pear, the more impaired it becomes
i must strip away and rebuild

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot.
― King Henry V, "Henry V", Act III, Scene 1
R: 0 / I: 0
you've never had the love and hate of a million eyes on you
a giant invisible spider
how can u possibly know what it is i am going through

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
A moose once bit my sister.
R: 0 / I: 0
feeling like a dick after a woman's handjob.

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
R: 0 / I: 0
i was more tubed but u have to admit i did better with the last bench twink

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Many receive advice, few profit from it.
R: 0 / I: 0
They like to circlejerk and pretend they’re the good guys
But Only in their little stink bubble

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
i am not an arm of the government
but they are watching both of us

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
― Lyndon Baines Johnson
R: 1 / I: 0
that manimal @ government center who got police called on him
is he ok?

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
R: 3 / I: 0
You drank my milkshake
U drank it up
And now u come to me for lulz? Greedy guts.

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
i'm bored

Grant, do something lolzy
R: 1 / I: 0
Can I have some of that c ash u took from on top of my drawers back

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Thank you tranny Nantes but unironically

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
This is a silly thing we do, isn’t it

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s funny how my dick was the last thing to hold against the onslaught
Symbolic

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(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Two months
And itll be back
Minus any further
You know

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Less complexity
Less precision
But more of the pain that gives it meaning

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
The lp has scratches

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Here we see the fallen state of a thing that defined itself by inversing cringe
Not white hat
Not Reddit
Not 4chan
Not recognizably human

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 1
Guess I’ll have to make do with Nantes at home

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
granty vs adamy
R: 1 / I: 0
My new face is almost ready

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Leather face

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(YOLO)
R: 8 / I: 0
they turned me into a burlap sack morty

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R: 0 / I: 0
It’s not so bad being incel

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I talk a lot about the girl tubers but there’s one immaculate Asian boy

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Lol wtf did these tubes do to my skin
My brain sheds the mercury faster each time but the skin retains the wounds

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
The “If that many people have an issue with u” theorem falls apart in the greater context of the “most humans are demons” model

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Nantes gets diamonds
U all get Dave and busters coupons

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(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
dumbtube millionaire
R: 0 / I: 0
Why do I feel kind of normal again

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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I don’t talk about guilt like a social credit score or stats in a video game ur entire lexicon is defined by make believe and play u extend this carelessness to the real world and cut through fabric of the soul like a cat clawing at toilet paper

I can contend with the messiness but not the demonic smiling at the mess u have made
It’s the ugliest part of u and probably the most important

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Go on keep pretending U don’t love me
And see how it is when I’m gone

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1


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(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
What u do is bad enough but ur shamelessness is the true ugliness

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
>wake up
>open https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2021
>ctrl + f "william fitzgerald grant"
>0 results
>F000000000000CK! WHY GOD WHY? OH GOD!
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Some tubers mold
Others hammer and tenderize beyond the meat having any juice
What are u a sculptor or a slasher flick

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I can confirm that at one point Nantes did want to tube me but now finds my mangled face embarassing

Rated: 4.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
I have nothing left to say to satans horde

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Get it over with and kill me today

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Met another cute gay guy last night

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
Test it for its metallic contenr, I assure u it’s a tube

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Yeahhh im a lil dizzy

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
The cattle are loud

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(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Nantes do I embarasss u

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
I want a girl to give me one last dance before I get tubed into the great unknown
But my structure is too worn and boned

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
verde what happene ther man wtf
u didnt have my 6 at all

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
― G. Gordon Liddy
R: 0 / I: 0
granty escaped this time!
R: 0 / I: 0
I grew tubers from store bought mints
Here’s what happened
17:03

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
More mercury boy my head hur th

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Love Nantes,,,,

Rated: 5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Cry.
R: 5 / I: 0
we live in a tubed society
R: 0 / I: 0
Tes

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
girl in the green shirt
was so cute my brain melted

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital
to form a corporation.
― Howard Scott
R: 1 / I: 1
Nantes is my tuber gf

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 1
while i shower in the morning eeven?

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
The subject matter of research is no longer nature in itself, but nature
subjected to human questioning . . .
― Werner Heisenberg
R: 4 / I: 1
oh.
more?

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Give up.
R: 2 / I: 1
to a hot female tuber:
i dont want to see ur face just one time
tube me later?

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
R: 1 / I: 0
a better question is why u have been in my bedroom?

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
There is no such thing as not enough time if you are doing what you want to do.
R: 2 / I: 0
would nt it be great if u shut the fuck up

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
R: 0 / I: 0
something wrong with u fr

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
― R. Geis
R: 1 / I: 0
here are my upcoming granty threads. What do you guys think? More or less of this?
R: 0 / I: 0
I CAN'T TAKE THIS TUBE ANYMORE! TUBE THIS SHIT! TUBE THIS SHIT NOW!
R: 1 / I: 0
Was that a bad doggy
I heard it on my left

Rated: 8.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m so ran through

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
67 days
R: 1 / I: 0
U saw edited material

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Haggard meat sacks move with grace
I am a stiff metallic tube
I just need gentle hammering in the forge

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Couple sips of merc and ur whole confidence is gone wtf

Rated: 8/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Gay unemployed indigenous retarded cripples day

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Yo someone legit tried to kill me last night wtf

Rated: 5.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Me no think so good since braindy got boned
I need Christian to cuddle

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
Looks like it’s cilantro time

Rated: 3/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Chicago I told u a week ago
X, CHWY, VFC, and I forget ticket for alibaba
I hope u didn’t think I was tubed

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Better bone walks exist sure
But mines not bad

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 14 / I: 0
grant, when are you going to answer your critics?
R: 1 / I: 0
I hope the rhythm and motor controls not gone forever
Each new inundation of mercury is like a sharpened knife
It’s hard to know

Rated: 0/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Too much mercury sorry but I didn’t spoil the show someone interfered
U guys have enough fun on ur own anyway

Rated: 9/10
(YOLO)
R: 7 / I: 0
tubes just want to have fun
R: 0 / I: 0
Honestly I think wow that little could do that much and at least I’m still breathing
That’s what I’m focused on

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
every breath of air was seen as some act of rebellion
every dance a showboat
every smile a confrontation
but i was just trying to keep the show going

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
R: 0 / I: 0
>>451123
and the worst part is, you didnt realize how integral i was to all of it
you can have a long show or you can smash a walnut with a sledgehammer and u opted for the destructive impulse
now we are bot hleft with nothing

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
― Sigmund Freud
R: 0 / I: 0
ur only in the first stage of tubing bond u can still opt out!

nobody told him…

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.
R: 0 / I: 0
almost merk'ed by a guy who look like this

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
R: 1 / I: 0
they tried to kill me in a mcdonalds but i didnt eat the ones with exit wounds

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
R: 0 / I: 0
mint russia what was that german song eh?

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
― Jules Feiffer
R: 0 / I: 0
seirously what was that german song u played in mcdonalds
it was a banger

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
― Norm Schryer
R: 0 / I: 0
im truly gross sometimes
look away

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Where is it written in the Constitution that you may take children from their
parents, and parents from their children, and compel them to fight the battles
of any war in which the folly or wickedness of government may engage it?
― Daniel Webster, 1814
R: 0 / I: 0
is it to olate now to unbone

Rated: 3/10
R: 1 / I: 0
HELP

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
oh yeah this is the one that smells of nail polis hremover

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
u did it
u killed the tubed one

Rated: 7/10
R: 1 / I: 0
the bones does something to my skin

Rated: 8/10
R: 1 / I: 0
damn i really uglified my nose by punching it so much
maybe i should get rhino
R: 0 / I: 0
id like to b ejust a widle less gone

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted
to my kind of fooling" - R. Frost
R: 0 / I: 0
Don’t let them win

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
help me im bone

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
― George Bernard Shaw
R: 0 / I: 0
fashion good vibe check good thoughtful guy rejected and prompted to jump off a bridge excellent

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
If something's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
R: 0 / I: 0
Vomiting is an appropriate response don’t worry

Rated: 2/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
You owe money.
R: 1 / I: 0
Nantes how much to hang out w u for an hour

Rated: 2.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Just inject bovine enzymes proportionate to the heavy metal intake theory

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I liked it when fake clueless was working for me

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)
R: 5 / I: 0
Am I gurna die
R: 0 / I: 0
I wanna get off the ride

Rated: 1.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I wish I had a love life

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
U go a little far w the theatrics lol

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Im a boy… Koreans meet transgender for the first time

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m sorry capitano

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I don’t feel so good

Rated: 9.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Mogged on all sides

Rated: 10/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m so fucking gorted tn
Also that was a good German song
R: 0 / I: 0
Is that purple thing me

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
Ok!

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Beautiful anim e butts and big breasted babes

Rated: 7/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
tubed bunch
R: 0 / I: 0
@grant

check your six at 3pm on wednesday
R: 0 / I: 0
pay off my student debt and buy me a car
R: 0 / I: 0
Pay.
R: 0 / I: 0
Yolo

Rated: 3.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
I feel like this turkey has been overstuffed

Rated: 1.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
Ur very pretty

Rated: 7.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I show u my favorite spots in this city free of charge

This one is like being in one of those dead zones in a theater/auditorium where sound waves from different reflections cancel each other out

Rated: 5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
What’s up Tess of the tubervilles

Rated: rated/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Tent of talkies is officially opened
I’m morose though I might be quiet

Rated: 3.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I am touched by the kindness that persists in people who have no reason to be

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
That Uber driver was a genuine angel
R: 2 / I: 0
God help me I’m sad

Rated: rated/10
R: 18 / I: 0
Alex u say it’s “useful” to paint ur enemies as the embodiment of evil but u have contorted urself into a shape that is analogous and streamlined to evil on purpose

I am not putting or vague guesswork on what ur motivations could or might be, what deeds u might or might not do
You celebrate them to my face
Ur evil is revealed in ur works and ur commitment to them
I don’t need like u do to construct a beautiful castle of lies and cope on top of a pile of shit to make the shit seem like it has a more solid foundation
I live in the shit

But u truly are a fallen soul

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
sweet man

we hate you
R: 3 / I: 0
Monsta the fat looks like it’s swallowing ur face from the outside

Rated: 8.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
You will die.
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m boned on a social level
And even cognitive
But not fully retarded
I hope u will let me keep the ingredients I have left in my bone stew

Rated: 2.5/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Im trying to understand what level of metaphorical the lockpicking ur talking about is
Is it just bullying or is it a literal more literal and life bound

Rated: 3.5/10
R: 13 / I: 1
Genuinely kill urself

Rated: 0/10
R: 0 / I: 0
let tubes hit the floor
R: 1 / I: 0
>feels good to be an internet gangster bros
The levels of cringe

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
There is so much grace and beauty in this world
Swimming in a cesspool is somewhat of a choice
I will remember that
Goodbye

Rated: 5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
It feels good to be spiritually righteous in a way that isn’t destructive or juvenile

Rated: 5.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
I’m one of the good bones

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R: 0 / I: 0
The distinction isn’t cuck vs bull just people with a less rotten foul sense of humor actually are wittier
And ur coping
And the only distractions U provide are the same portions bland and disgusting

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 7 / I: 0
Some fucks doordash order…hijacked
Big cash up front…collected
Gamer fuel…bought
Yep it's midnight tubing time

Except it's not even tubing lol but an insane time to right some wrongs

Like he still thinks it's his normal filet o fish to get stoned to and netflix oh my
He ordered a fucking filet o fish OH MY
And he's fucking right about the "normal" part ;^)

Because the contractor is a grifter and I'm up for little mischief so I'm leaving the material with me and fuck it will sell so well
Like he promised could find people to call daddylonglegs and hyperventilate at night but repeatedly did shit all
Justice served
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 2
Le look of mercurized indifference
R: 1 / I: 0
U love me admit it

Rated: 2/10
R: 1 / I: 0
Lucky strikes were one dollar off
I forgot my card at home so couldn’t get weed today
But at least I get a hiatus from the stupid shell game with the vapes

Rated: 1.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
You are evil
U truly don’t see that?
Genuinely

Rated: 9.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
My ethos has always been
Reach the soft light heavenly part of someone
Counsel with it
Compromise with it
Cultivate it in each other

I act friendly to demons because I intend to have this dual recognition
When they reveal time and time again they have no intention of doing anything but torturous evil I am honest about the contents (lack of) in their souls and they double down even harder
This wasn’t a game I was trying to win
Anyway

Ur so focused on that while ruining urself

Rated: 3/10
R: 0 / I: 0
When I don’t say it exactly right u critique my broken brain not my soul
But soul will always matter more
And u have willfully abandoned urs

That’s the truth I am relating to u and u find it impossible to swallow
U truly do not have a soul

Rated: 6.5/10
R: 2 / I: 0
It doesn’t matter if I can’t write flowery prose or construct some impressive dialectic I am a dog with a nose and I smell SHIT

Rated: 4.5/10
R: 0 / I: 0
No like memes aside
Like putting all the past and everything aside
You are genuinely and objectively disgusting
You think an idea can only take root if it is force fed
Or tortured into someone
You smile with indifference at human depravity
You add to it
You ARE the filth, it isn’t something you wield
It is fused to what you are as a thing
I’m sorry I’m sorry I know U don’t like me
I have to tell the truth to you Alex
You in particular
Because u knew better at one time

Rated: 8/10