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Joonas Stoney Creek, Ontario 02/24/23 (Fri) 02:25:14 No.666458 [Reply]

>be me
>be sitting alone out of ideas and feeling like all external authorities have failed me
>remember that I have what some would view as a super computer or others the power of the universe at my disposal
>give my subconscious permission to take over and do whatever the fuck it wants to resolve the situation
>this leads to it taking control and putting my pinky fingers tightly together
>this results in a short nap that somehow cures all cold
>get up from this with major headache and blah blah and have to cough up a ton of stuff and drink a little water
>go back to being alone again, start thinking about James Randi and skepticism and blah blah and start to feel really bad again, feel such confidence in their worldviews
>decide to cut the crap out again and give permission to my subconscious to use my mind to think whatever needs to be thought and my body to do whatever needs to be done
>fall asleep awhile like this, wake up, have to cough up more but at least my left nostril was finally clear enough and my other symptoms became less
>finally repeat the process one last time
>this time end up having an out of body experience, go visit my sister in my astral body
>see a kind of opal of brilliant light, enter into a state of pure and overwhelming bliss that I started to fight a losing fight against, feel like I've never had any injury or pain
>eventually get back in my body and find both nostrils are clear, cough up a little more but barely anything, and find my right arm has gone very numb despite laying on my back just because it's out of alignment
>feel almost 100% cured now, just my eyes are really dry and red and irritated feeling as they have been for awhile now, and there's still a little lingering pain my stomach
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(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)) Oslo, Oslo County 02/24/23 (Fri) 02:28:11 No.666459

ragecomic but with the cringy 4chan man

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/24/23 (Fri) 03:03:20 No.666462

makes one think

Bristol Vancouver, Washington 02/24/23 (Fri) 05:32:58 No.666467

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kotia!awUO.3ruKs Il-Madliena, Is-Swieqi 02/24/23 (Fri) 06:10:44 No.666469

krautchan man

(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)) Oslo, Oslo County 02/24/23 (Fri) 01:12:39 No.666443 [Reply]

why delete

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Joonas Boston, Massachusetts 02/24/23 (Fri) 01:40:12 No.666451

>>666444
you're a piece of fucking shit
i want you to know that

Joonas Boston, Massachusetts 02/24/23 (Fri) 01:41:12 No.666452

if you "missed me" so much you wouldn't have let someone tube me when i did NOTHING FUCKING WRONG AND WAS TOWING THE GODDAMN LINE AND YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE FOR NOTHING SO NO "Y"OU DONT MISS ME AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT SENTIMENTAL BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS NANTES

Rated: 4.5/10

Joonas Boston, Massachusetts 02/24/23 (Fri) 01:42:44 No.666453

whatever im just gonna ignore this shit and leave mintboard again it was fucking dumb to come back

Rated: 5.5/10

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/24/23 (Fri) 01:42:54 No.666454

>>666452
"for nothing"? lmao are you even listening to yourself?

any suffering and misery wrought by external actors was 100% justified

the blood debt you incurred has yet to be repaid

(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)) Oslo, Oslo County 02/24/23 (Fri) 02:12:28 No.666457

>>666450
wow… what a sick motherf*cker

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:36:31 No.666350 [Reply]

girl asking when i'm going to be free so she can pre-emptively say she's gonna be busy on those particular days

Joonas Stoney Creek, Ontario 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:42:25 No.666356

>when you're free any time, 24/7, and they still are too busy to meet with you

yes!HAGERs.nOw Stockholm, Stockholm County 02/23/23 (Thu) 23:53:25 No.666383

tell her your a neet

Joonas Stoney Creek, Ontario Getting Really Concerned Here... 02/23/23 (Thu) 17:26:50 No.666191 [Reply]

I can't eat any food. I just cough too much. I also can't sleep laying down, I have to sleep now like in a chair, this is fucked up. I was already at the medical clinic before. I guess I can survive off of liquids for awhile and hope my body gets better?

Joonas Stoney Creek, Ontario 02/23/23 (Thu) 17:36:56 No.666194

God damn this is such a stupid and macabre way to die.

Joonas Stoney Creek, Ontario 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:37:17 No.666352

The being cold thing has finally past but now I have new symptoms. Stomach pains, completely collapsed and useless right nostril, and massive headache.

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vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 19:31:11 No.666227 [Reply]

ameri coffee

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vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:45:41 No.666316

spscarter: here's why killing someone for saying a mean word to me is a good thing

Joonas Montpellier, Hérault 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:14:07 No.666332

roy likes this

Joonas Memphis, Tennessee 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:14:09 No.666333

>>666306
nah i can't have an actual discussion here because it's too easy for y'all to just be like "lol but you're spscarter"
>>666316
précis

yes!HAGERs.nOw Stockholm, Stockholm County 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:16:07 No.666335

>>666333
ad solomon fallacy

(( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)) Oslo, Oslo County 02/23/23 (Thu) 22:24:32 No.666341

>>666333
appeal to horse

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摆烂 Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein 02/23/23 (Thu) 11:19:08 No.666142 [Reply]

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vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 20:59:31 No.666276

>>666274
feel sorry for spscarter's extended family ngl

Joonas Memphis, Tennessee 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:06:04 No.666280

>>666276
you feel sorry for your own?

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:10:42 No.666284

>>666280
well no, i've never caused extensive damage to my family's real estate and upped their insurance premiums

femcel november Moscow, Moscow 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:41:06 No.666314

>>666274
more content like that

yes!HAGERs.nOw Stockholm, Stockholm County 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:45:21 No.666315

>>666284
but if you had, the tenants should cover the entire cost increase

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:14:29 No.666287 [Reply]

should you aggressively pursue women in social settings, like finding the only woman at a chess event and try to talk with her, or should you be "chill" and not give them special attention and let it happen naturally

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Joonas Mumbai, Maharashtra 02/23/23 (Thu) 21:20:34 No.666293