under the incessant bombardment of aggressive mainstream media, roys brain shrinks even further and he transforms into a cucktarded npcbsr >hey guise i'm a berniebro now>t. roy
roy decides to stop being so greedy and joins the resistance>i no longer require minimum wage to deliver pizza, i do it for free now >pizza for the people!>viva la revolution! t. roy
bernie catches wind of roy's change of heart and decides to take advantage so he gives roy a call<hello roy, this is bernie sanders. <i heard you were delivering pizza for free so could you please deliver as many free pizzas as possible to all three of my mansions<i have plenty of extra space, i'll eat as much pizza as i can now and save the rest for later<all the pizza is for me, i don't plan on sharing any<this will save me a lot of money on grocery bills, thanks roy
roy concedes that the great politician knows more about socialism than a pizza delivery driver, so roy follows through delivering a truckload of free pizza to each of bernie's mansions. roy pulls but to the first mansion and parallel parks in front of it, destroying the building completely. roy decides to move on to bernies second mansion, but by the time he gets there the pizza has already gotten cold.>i'll warm up this pizza in bernie's ovenPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
can some1 say how many dollars did he pay for the prostitute?
i forgot, was it 200$?
this is my favorite(YOLO)
Solomon Carter From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For other uses, see Solomon Carter (disambiguation). Solomon Carter (December 8, 1965 – January 8, 2025) was an American inventor best known for being the first to combine horsecock with pizza. This was one of the key inventions of the early internet and shaped the economy of the post-ironic South. Carter's invention made upland short horses into a profitable crop, which strengthened the economic foundation of part time minimum wage employment in the United States. Despite the social and economic impact of his invention, Carter (also known as Roy, Solomon Cohen, FPS Carter and a myriad of other pseudonyms, aliases and gamer tags) lost many profits in legal battles over patent infringement for the combination and started downing effeminate gin cocktails and light beer with increasing frequency. Thereafter, he turned his attention into securing pizza delivery contracts with the government in the manufacture of pizza box labels for the newly formed United States 420 Gamer Olympics team . He continued printing (as a minimum wage delivery driver) and inventing weird new ways to get off until his death in 2025 of fatal injuries at the breeder's cup.
Meditation is not what you think.