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 No.557252[Reply]

This ad is kinda mesmerizing for some reason(except for the part with the fat woman).


 No.557201[Reply]

Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS

STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>557202
i wish i could meet pitea and hit the club with him

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>>557205
a good and reasonable goal

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 No.557233[Reply]

preach

 No.557234

Goodnight I need to sleep



 No.556871[Reply]

London is over
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 No.557026

I'm coping.

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they're triple vaxxed yet you can hear them constantly sneezing, sniffling and coughing
they must be shedding that shit all over since the kids have some sort of dry cough as well

 No.557147

fuvck

 No.557149

post selfie

 No.557221

i wouldn't go to london



 No.557151[Reply]

where the kids at

 No.557153

go back to your hole

 No.557156

what the fuck??

 No.557159

you're a sick man

 No.557160

Had a bigger in the cut where the wolves at

 No.557220

disturbing, but I would like to declare that that is not me



 No.557170[Reply]

Has Ben been arrested my the RHCP

 No.557171

*by

 No.557218

Under the Horse

 No.557219

Ontarification



 No.557162[Reply]

Who / what are machine elves? I can explain.

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 No.557173

Your supplier interdimensionally trolling you

 No.557174

>>557173
what if i don't have a problem with that

 No.557175

Chechens?

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>>557176
classique



 No.557177[Reply]

Whatcha back cus u might get mu- AHHHH… I shot a mothafucka!

 No.557178

Baby Ryan tha cpdk boss

 No.557193

Tracklist
1. Protectang Da Huwheat Fields
2. Aryan Shawty Made for Pro-Creashun
3. We Rollz Wit Evropa
4. Tribute 2 muh Homeboy Adolf Feat. Kuritiba the 5'3"
5. Slava Ukrayina 4 lyfez
6. Upolholdang They Tradishuns
7. Twerkin Fo Sky Fatha

 No.557195

>Kuritiba the 5'3"
loooooool

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 No.557180[Reply]

nantes
if it wasnt true
you wouldn't have deleted it

Rated: 3.5/10

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 No.557182

>>557181
why do you make me interface with her caveman ghost
the dignified thing is to let her die properly

Rated: 2/10

 No.557183

that bitch is alive.

Rated: 8/10

 No.557184

>>557182
The only girl I've ever loved



 No.557185[Reply]

we, the alt-right, have lost in France

Fortune
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing
more important to do.

(YOLO)

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