did you follow a trail or just climb it straight on
Arbolist . . . Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway,
it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.
― George W. Bush, quoted in USA Today; August 21, 2001
but there is some vertical climbing involved
if that is not the best place to fucken die then I dont know what is