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 No.42763[Reply]

bread is rising boys
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 No.42768

also sorry, I meant dough

 No.42773

its ok

 No.42779

no pics?

 No.42783

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>>42779
It rests

 No.42799

sorry



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 No.42457[Reply]

post the song(s) you've been on lately
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 No.42738

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Fortune
What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb

 No.42753

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Fortune
Honi soit qui mal y pense.

 No.42785

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Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to
the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
― H. L. Mencken

(YOLO)

 No.42787

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now this is my kind of music

 No.42789

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Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Mrs Podgorny: Angus how are y'going to get 48,000,000 kilts into the van?
Angus: I'll have t'do it in two goes.

(YOLO)



 No.42708[Reply]

ryan whats ur discord

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will
fall over.

(YOLO)
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 No.42734

>>42724
bro please
they ugly as fuck

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
(YOLO)

 No.42741

Saracen1991#9912

 No.42748

>>42741
Anus add him to the discord

 No.42758

>>42748
is anus Labor Gravis?

 No.42771

>>42758
no that's me



 No.42762[Reply]

U were so.desperate to tubee u hired a nigger

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
I have had interactions with developers who are convinced that everything in
.Net was created solely by MS for open source usage. But that could be another
result of vaccination preservatives.
― Larry Weber

(YOLO)


 No.42749[Reply]

Occupation: Hip hop singer and jihadist


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 No.42694[Reply]

straight people have literally never contributed to society

 No.42744

to be fair i havent

 No.42747

>>42744
living proof



 No.42725[Reply]

there are americans on mintboard right now who still haven't filed their tax returns
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 No.42731

Hey my friend my name is EdgeMaster let me file your taxes for MAXIMUM tax returns… i promise you will not be audited!!!

my fee? 5% of your tax returns! this further incentives me to taxreturnmaxxx just for you. (:

 No.42732

>>42727
Lol! look at this retard! he thinks that he can escape taxation ghahahaha…

have u ever heard of a little something called "INDIRECT TAXATION", "kcitaly"?

 No.42733

>>42728
they don't accept returns until then but u can file earlier than that

even after the 27th it normally takes weeks for them to accept your filing

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 No.42743

smdh



 No.42358[Reply]

if he doesn't message me in a week i'll kill myself

Fortune
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
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 No.42566

>>42514
i'll try but it's unlikely god will answer

Fortune
You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

 No.42655

stop being gay

 No.42670

>>42408
werent you considering becoming a tranny some time ago?

Fortune
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.

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she just messaged me after two days only saying "what a disaster" but she mispelled every word and she hasn't replied yet

 No.42735

>>42730
sounds like a cunt, not gonna lie. i just hate this imbalance in effort, it's humiliating and disrespectful. you basically have three options:

1. put in too much effort and get cucked
2. try to put out as much effort as them, still get cucked because they don't give a fuck about you anyways (by you, i mean the person without the upper hand)
3. you just fuck off while there's still some dignity left

Fortune
Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.



 No.42587[Reply]

90% of porn is cuck POV

you watch another man fuck a girl while you masturbate

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
To invent products out of thin air, you don't ask people what they want ―
after all, who would've told you ten years ago that they needed a CD
player? You ask them what problems they have when they get up in the
morning.
― Robert Hall, Sr. Vice President, GVO, as quoted in the December,
1991, issue of Fortune
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 No.42673

3d porn is boring to me in general

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature,
because it is a product what we can find in our neighborhoods.
― George W. Bush, Austin, Texas; December 20, 2000

(YOLO)

 No.42674

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>>42671

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months
might as well have been written by someone else.
― Eagleson's Law

 No.42715

i dropped 3d porn
i only jack it to cartoons

 No.42717

>>42715
unironically good

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
People who look down on other people do not end up being looked up to.

 No.42722

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jerk off to lesbian



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 No.42707

>>42705
two should be yes
one no

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
(YOLO)

 No.42711

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Rated: 5/10

Fortune
A place for everything and everything in its place. -- Isabella Mary Beeton

 No.42712

>>42711
me????

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
I can't drive 55.
(YOLO)

 No.42714

>>42712
huh

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system. Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space. It
has been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is
the message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
― System V.2 administrator's guide

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