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bread is rising boys
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also sorry, I meant dough


its ok


no pics?


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It rests



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post the song(s) you've been on lately
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What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb


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Honi soit qui mal y pense.


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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to
the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
― H. L. Mencken



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now this is my kind of music


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Rated: 4.5/10

Mrs Podgorny: Angus how are y'going to get 48,000,000 kilts into the van?
Angus: I'll have t'do it in two goes.



ryan whats ur discord

Rated: 3.5/10

Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will
fall over.

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bro please
they ugly as fuck

Rated: 2.5/10

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.




Anus add him to the discord


is anus Labor Gravis?


no that's me


U were so.desperate to tubee u hired a nigger

Rated: 3/10

I have had interactions with developers who are convinced that everything in
.Net was created solely by MS for open source usage. But that could be another
result of vaccination preservatives.
― Larry Weber



Occupation: Hip hop singer and jihadist

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straight people have literally never contributed to society


to be fair i havent


living proof


there are americans on mintboard right now who still haven't filed their tax returns
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Hey my friend my name is EdgeMaster let me file your taxes for MAXIMUM tax returns… i promise you will not be audited!!!

my fee? 5% of your tax returns! this further incentives me to taxreturnmaxxx just for you. (:


Lol! look at this retard! he thinks that he can escape taxation ghahahaha…

have u ever heard of a little something called "INDIRECT TAXATION", "kcitaly"?


they don't accept returns until then but u can file earlier than that

even after the 27th it normally takes weeks for them to accept your filing





if he doesn't message me in a week i'll kill myself

You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
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i'll try but it's unlikely god will answer

You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.


stop being gay


werent you considering becoming a tranny some time ago?

Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.


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she just messaged me after two days only saying "what a disaster" but she mispelled every word and she hasn't replied yet


sounds like a cunt, not gonna lie. i just hate this imbalance in effort, it's humiliating and disrespectful. you basically have three options:

1. put in too much effort and get cucked
2. try to put out as much effort as them, still get cucked because they don't give a fuck about you anyways (by you, i mean the person without the upper hand)
3. you just fuck off while there's still some dignity left

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.


90% of porn is cuck POV

you watch another man fuck a girl while you masturbate

Rated: 2.5/10

To invent products out of thin air, you don't ask people what they want ―
after all, who would've told you ten years ago that they needed a CD
player? You ask them what problems they have when they get up in the
― Robert Hall, Sr. Vice President, GVO, as quoted in the December,
1991, issue of Fortune
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3d porn is boring to me in general

Rated: 4/10

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature,
because it is a product what we can find in our neighborhoods.
― George W. Bush, Austin, Texas; December 20, 2000



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Rated: 3/10

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months
might as well have been written by someone else.
― Eagleson's Law


i dropped 3d porn
i only jack it to cartoons


unironically good

Rated: 8.5/10

People who look down on other people do not end up being looked up to.


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jerk off to lesbian


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two should be yes
one no

Rated: 6.5/10

If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.



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A place for everything and everything in its place. -- Isabella Mary Beeton



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I can't drive 55.



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Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system. Therefore, users
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space. It
has been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is
the message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
― System V.2 administrator's guide



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