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Joonas Portland, Oregon 09/21/22 (Wed) 18:04:47 No.609688 [Reply]

Found an 18k solid gold chain. Gonna go sell it.

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"

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Joonas Portland, Oregon 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:11:59 No.609822

update: my father demands that I give him all of the money

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:15:10 No.609823

>>609822
plot twist

Joonas Portland, Oregon 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:17:24 No.609824

>>609823
wat nau

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:24:04 No.609825

>>609824
you know your family better than me i cant give you advice

Joonas Portland, Oregon 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:29:38 No.609826

>>609825
Its not like he needs money, he just feels stupid and wants to regain control of the situation. Besides, he's kind of a junkie so he might just forget about it later due to being high/drunk. Probably just going to ignore him for a while and see what happens.

What happened was that someone left the thing at his work and he thought it was fake junk so he gave it to me instead of trashing it.

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
To err is human, to compute divine. Trust your computer but not its programmer.
― Morris Kingston

Joonas Skurup, Skåne County 09/22/22 (Thu) 03:48:58 No.609817 [Reply]

Slapnuts: i invented le lenny face, take your guess

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vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 02:11:22 No.609796 [Reply]

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 02:29:23 No.609799

wow that's a nice meme

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 02:50:28 No.609805

>>609799
u recognise or u too new ?

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 03:08:45 No.609806

>>609805
i invented le lenny face
take your guess

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 03:19:10 No.609808

>>609806
ok i will get back to you when i am ready to guess

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 03:20:47 No.609809

>>609808
ok thanks

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/21/22 (Wed) 20:29:13 No.609719 [Reply]

benscotti = biscotti but with pine leaves mixed in

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the last truecel Pefferlaw, Ontario 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:11:16 No.609787

>>609779
yeah
i dropped a steel bar on it

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:13:55 No.609788

>>609787
did it hurt

the last truecel Pefferlaw, Ontario 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:26:34 No.609790

>>609788
yeah

yes!HAGERs.nOw Stockholm, Stockholm County 09/22/22 (Thu) 02:16:43 No.609798

>>609787
fake
steel beams can't melt human bone

Ｄａｒｋ　Ｅｍｐａｔｈ Warsaw, Mazovia 09/22/22 (Thu) 03:09:27 No.609807

>>609798
he should have used some jet fuel to soften the steel beam

Joonas Lima, Lima 09/22/22 (Thu) 02:12:59 No.609797 [Reply]

girl matches, reads and replies, then leaves on read tinder bug

Joonas Dronten, Flevoland 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:40:25 No.609792 [Reply]

刺客 Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires F.D. 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:29:22 No.609791 [Reply]

Nigger we are going to fucking kill u

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vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 00:40:22 No.609778 [Reply]

lol

Joonas 09/22/22 (Thu) 00:47:33 No.609781

Levallois-Perret

Joonas Skurup, Skåne County 09/22/22 (Thu) 00:55:34 No.609783

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>>609781

白左 Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:01:49 No.609785

>>609781
miss dat guy

vastra Moelndal, Västra Götaland County 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:15:11 No.609789

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>>609781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Joonas Skurup, Skåne County 09/22/22 (Thu) 00:50:53 No.609782 [Reply]

vgh the good old days

白左 Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:00:05 No.609784

seems a bit polonophobic

Joonas Skurup, Skåne County 09/22/22 (Thu) 01:03:04 No.609786

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>>609784
>During the wars the Commonwealth lost approximately one third of its population as well as its status as a great power due to invasions by Sweden and Russia.[7] According to Professor Andrzej Rottermund, manager of the Royal Castle in Warsaw, the destruction of Poland in the Deluge was more extensive than the destruction of the country in World War II. Rottermund claims that Swedish invaders robbed the Commonwealth of its most important riches, and most of the stolen items never returned to Poland.[8] Warsaw, the capital of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, was destroyed by the Swedes, and out of a pre-war population of 20,000, only 2,000 remained in the city after the war.[9] According to the 2012 Polish estimates, financial losses of Poland are estimated at 4 billion złotys. Swedish and Russian invaders destroyed 188 cities and towns, 81 castles, and 136 churches in Poland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(history)

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hateful slur Milan, Milan 09/22/22 (Thu) 00:40:54 No.609780 [Reply]

internet keeps shutting down whenever i try to upload something
very frustrating

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Fortune
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
― F. M. Hubbard