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 No.42085[Reply]

one pod to tube them all

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
If voting could really change the system, it would be against the law.
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 No.42095

>>42094
>nicotine
this is not alt right

 No.42097

>>42095

ok whorecel

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

 No.42100

>>42097
Whore-cel is alt-right

 No.42110

>>42100

uuuh maybe you were thinking of abstinence ??

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.

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 No.44267[Reply]

dehumanize yourself and face the boneshed

 No.44307




 No.44255[Reply]

The Description of Publius Lentullus

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"
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 No.44282

2. The Church Fathers.

The early Christian authors were by no means concordant in their opinions of the personal appearance of Jesus. Some, basing their judgment on Isa. Iii. and liii., denied him all beauty and comeliness, while others, with reference to Ps. xlv. 3, regarded him as the most beautiful of mankind. To the former class belong Justin Martyr, Clement of Alexandria, Basil, Isidor of Peluaium, Theodoret, Cyril of Alexandria, Tertullian, and Cyprian. Origen declared that Christ assumed whatever form was suited to circumstances. It was not until the fourth century that Chrysostom and Jerome laid emphasis upon the beauty of Jesus. While Isidor of Pelusium had referred the phrase, "Thou art fairer than the children of men" in Ps. xlv. 2, to the divine virtue of Christ, Chrysotom interpreted the lack of comeliness mentioned in Isa. liii. 2 as an allusion to the humiliation of the Lord. Jerome saw in the profound impression produced by the first sight of Jesus upon disciples and foes alike a proof of heavenly beauty in face and eyes. From the insults inflicted upon Jesus Augustine concluded that he had appeared hateful to his persecutors, while actuallly he had been more beautiful than all, since the virgins had loved him.

 No.44283

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Rated: 1/10

Fortune
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that
virginity could be a virtue.
― Voltaire

 No.44286

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 No.44288

> More important than all other statements concerning the oldest pictures of Christ is a passage of Augustine (De trin. viii. 4), stating that the portraits of Jesus were innumerable in concept and design.

 No.44294

There's a lot of talk of cloth and wrappings holding his visage.

Why would they though? It seems improbable that a cloth would retain his image.



 No.44248[Reply]

you got boned by
you got tubed my
a smooth criminal

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

(YOLO)

 No.44250

>my

 No.44261

leaving evidence on the floor isnt exactly smooth
is all this part of vastras masterplan?

 No.44262

anus please kill yourself

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
― Michael O'Donoghue

 No.44271

is there dimethyl before that bone
ungort my friend

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Sex is the poor man's opera.
― G. B. Shaw

(YOLO)



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 No.44102[Reply]

Anyone know what this movie is about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xH0HfJHsaY
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 No.44257

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>>44233
1:19:37->

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his weight
in other people's patience.
― John Updike

 No.44263

>>44233
>>44257
translation: When we look at the finnish genomes we can concentrically(?) see that every finnish person is 5-10% similar as chinese or japenese people novadays. And we do not know the origin of this, we dont know for sure whether it came right after ice age or if it came with the n1c1 (haplogroup) men and maybe women too

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
― Alfred, Lord Tennyson

 No.44265

>>44263
bro there's this cool site called krautchan where you can discuss haplogroups and countryballs
aint that epic?

 No.44266

>>44265
he asked to proof my claim so i did BRO

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
The road to to success is always under construction.
― Florian Bruckner

 No.44269

>>44266
the crew is working on reforming him
you however are a true oldfag and should know better..



 No.44244[Reply]

plastic sanitary gloves ppeared in my bathroom
a sign from god?

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
God is a polytheist.
(YOLO)
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 No.44252

>>44251
Is he wearing a Thor's hammer x Cross?

 No.44254

>>44252

no its just a regular sledgehammer that makes a cross with open bible

 No.44256

tubular daddies taking precautions not to selftube

 No.44259

These weren’t here Friday when I left
Hehe
I guess they could have prints tho not totally useless

 No.44260

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Forgot pic



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 No.43944[Reply]

looks good

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
The truth is that all those having power ought to be mistrusted.
― James Madison

 No.43955

yeah she does

 No.44094

>>43955
Aren't you a nigger?

 No.44243

Is it out right now?

 No.44258

I'd watch it with u kotia-chan :3

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.



 No.44063[Reply]

your pineal gland is like soooo calcified dude get help

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower
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 No.44073

>>44065
at least you still dickmog berkay

 No.44079

>>44073
berkay has big altaic cock

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Goldenstern's Rules:
1. Always hire a rich attorney
2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

 No.44080

>>44079
yes tiny

 No.44085

Frequencies for the decalcification of the pineal gland only availablebon Igooglestore

 No.44245

Anyone got that newage babble generator link?

Someone needs to make a bones text generator.



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 No.33775[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

My fat-tire eBike was just stolen today. The man who stole it, his name is Dan Coushing, and he stole it in front of the camera and in front of a ton of people. He couldn't get through my lock and chain with his bolt cutter so he cut through the bike frame. Soon either the police will handle the job or the streets will handle it.

Dan is 5'8", about 30 years of age, was wearing a white and red half-mask when he stole my bike.
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 No.42913

>>42910

biker

 No.43006

>>42910
A biker who has murdered someone before. 1% refers to the fact that only like 1% of bikers ever do that.

 No.43014

Dan threatened Rick today and is possibly going to be arrested soon. The idiot just keeps escalating instead of just giving my bike back. I'd even be willing to pay him money for my own bike back, even though it's unjust, just to be done with all these troubles and have my bike back. All I want is my bikkkkeeee baccckkk. Dan kept trying to make me hand him money and to "trust him" that he'd bring the bike back, asking for $300, and then $150, and issuing ultimatums to me. What a day. I am so tired of this mess.

 No.44128

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>>33970
Pls never kys. Thnx!

>>43014
I hope you get your bike back
and that he gets locked up! Good luck, be safe and I wish you all the best! Thx for keeping us posted! :)

 No.44242

>>44128
I hope he gets charged. As for locked up… I just hope he gets treatment for his addictions and becomes a normal human being with a conscious.



 No.44238[Reply]

time to play old pod roulette
in the longest distance iteration of a red light green light game ever

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
(YOLO)

 No.44241

stop smoking vapies you buffoon



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