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 No.672385[Reply]

eating a lot of pickles right now


 No.672372[Reply]

Niggas is talken shit

 No.672382

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less talk, more action
t. roy

 No.672384

>>672382
classic spscarter



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 No.672383

I dont understand this image (im new)



 No.672374[Reply]

there is always a police standing guard at the grocery store
I just noticed how strange that is

 No.672375

says a lot about austin

 No.672376

>>672375
With a crime rate of 41 per one thousand residents, Austin has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 24.

 No.672377

>>672376
you ever become a victim of a crime?

 No.672378

>>672377
not so far



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 No.672367[Reply]

2 Peter 1:4 (New International Version)

Through these he has given us his very great and precious promises, so that through them you may participate in the divine nature, having escaped the corruption in the world caused by evil desires.

 No.672369

can you rephrase that

 No.672373

>>672369
The Lord promised great things to participate in his divinity as you have escaped corruption and evil.



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 No.672196[Reply]

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 No.672227

the intp stare

 No.672248

new mint merch

 No.672252

Draw me!

 No.672358

If I send you a secret picture can you do a portrait of me and then delete the original picture and post the portrait?

Fortune
I'm not breaking the rules. I'm just testing their elasticity.

 No.672368

>>672358
can I use 10 minute mail or something



 No.672084[Reply]

Since getting sick I've consumed 3kg of honey.

Fortune
Economy makes men independent.

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Ever buy one of these?

 No.672092

in honor of xi jinping?

 No.672362

>>672092
It could be.

Fortune
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

 No.672363

diBEEtus

 No.672364

>>672363
I don't consume much sugar generally. Mostly just meat and vegetables.

Fortune
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox
1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to
help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse,
and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied "I
see a cursor." The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back
of the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the
head with a thick Interlisp Manual. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.



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 No.672162[Reply]

 No.672361

1. Is this a joke or is it for real? They look to be in good health.
2. Did they vape nicotine or weed?
3. What specifically caused the issue? What was in the vape that caused the problems?
4. I quit vaping since getting bronchitis and gave 11 of my vapes away to Freya… can't determine from the studies I've read whether vaping hurts or helps the lungs but I'm paranoid either way now about my lung health.

Fortune
Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.



 No.672194[Reply]

every choice i ever made has been bad
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 No.672208

>>672205
that's a sweet way to think about it

 No.672212

nothing comes to fruition
nothing good ever happens
nothing is ever worth it


inaction and action have the some end result, the former requires less emotional energy

 No.672214

let me think

 No.672220

>>672208
it is the beginning of what ra calls a social memory complex. ra said that once such a thing forms on earth then all the sts rulers get driven out. so we need more like you if we are to stop the evil in this world.

 No.672360

>>672201
A lot of disasters I've been through have been lose-lose situations. Like I didn't benefit from it neither did anyone else.

Fortune
Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation.
― Blaise Pascal



 No.672283[Reply]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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 No.672290

>>672289
verily i say unto you
blessed are those who know not the wap drought

 No.672304

>>672285
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime because I don’t know what you don’t see in me, I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman. I will punish all of you for it.

 No.672354

this would have applied to me 3 years ago
but now im truecel

 No.672357

Call him whatever you will, but call him an incel, and watch as he gasps "I've been found out!"

Fortune
What fools these mortals be. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 No.672359

>>672357
uhhhh
i'm incel hun



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