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# 01/25/20 (Sat) 16:51:11 No.44063 [Reply]

your pineal gland is like soooo calcified dude get help

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower

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Joonas Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 17:18:38 No.44073

>>44065
at least you still dickmog berkay

kotia!awUO.3ruKs Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 17:25:57 No.44079

>>44073
berkay has big altaic cock

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Goldenstern's Rules:
1. Always hire a rich attorney
2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

Joonas Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 17:26:25 No.44080

>>44079
yes tiny

Joonas Montreal, Quebec 01/25/20 (Sat) 17:35:09 No.44085

Frequencies for the decalcification of the pineal gland only availablebon Igooglestore

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:49:58 No.44245

Anyone got that newage babble generator link?

Someone needs to make a bones text generator.

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Joonas Waterloo, Ontario Fat-tire eBike Stolen 01/07/20 (Tue) 23:38:28 No.33775 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

My fat-tire eBike was just stolen today. The man who stole it, his name is Dan Coushing, and he stole it in front of the camera and in front of a ton of people. He couldn't get through my lock and chain with his bolt cutter so he cut through the bike frame. Soon either the police will handle the job or the streets will handle it.

Dan is 5'8", about 30 years of age, was wearing a white and red half-mask when he stole my bike.

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Viktor Israel Jyväskylä, Central Finland 01/23/20 (Thu) 20:45:00 No.42913

>>42910

biker

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/24/20 (Fri) 00:49:52 No.43006

>>42910
A biker who has murdered someone before. 1% refers to the fact that only like 1% of bikers ever do that.

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/24/20 (Fri) 00:58:28 No.43014

Dan threatened Rick today and is possibly going to be arrested soon. The idiot just keeps escalating instead of just giving my bike back. I'd even be willing to pay him money for my own bike back, even though it's unjust, just to be done with all these troubles and have my bike back. All I want is my bikkkkeeee baccckkk. Dan kept trying to make me hand him money and to "trust him" that he'd bring the bike back, asking for $300, and then $150, and issuing ultimatums to me. What a day. I am so tired of this mess.

Joonas Minneapolis, Minnesota 01/25/20 (Sat) 18:56:02 No.44128

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>>33970
Pls never kys. Thnx!

>>43014
I hope you get your bike back
and that he gets locked up! Good luck, be safe and I wish you all the best! Thx for keeping us posted! :)

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:48:25 No.44242

>>44128
I hope he gets charged. As for locked up… I just hope he gets treatment for his addictions and becomes a normal human being with a conscious.

Joonas New York, New York 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:47:02 No.44238 [Reply]

time to play old pod roulette
in the longest distance iteration of a red light green light game ever

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
(YOLO)

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:47:55 No.44241

stop smoking vapies you buffoon

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:02:06 No.44135 [Reply]

i have straightup grey hair in my beard now

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Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:33:51 No.44174

>>44172
thats already happened

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:44:32 No.44178

balding
greying

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:39:57 No.44226

Dude it's just you ascending to alpha albino white master race ascended form like Jesus in Revelations.

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:40:25 No.44228

Br9tn*DY

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:47:30 No.44240

>>44226
oh good i thought i was just getting old

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario Job 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:40:15 No.44227 [Reply]

1“I loathe my own life;

I will express my complaint

and speak in the bitterness of my soul.

2I will say to God:

Do not condemn me!

Let me know why You prosecute me.

3Does it please You to oppress me,

to reject the work of Your hands
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Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:46:06 No.44237

I feel like Job a lot.

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# 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:08:03 No.44142 [Reply]

sooooooo true

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:15:18 No.44149

theyre beautiful

Joonas Waterloo, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:42:25 No.44232

They're all almost identical.

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:44:38 No.44236

Volkswagon

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abdullah cucksson stenqvist, MD Ankara, Ankara 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:11:21 No.44183 [Reply]

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Frog Manlet Laguna Niguel, California 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:26:34 No.44206

Trannyturk MD I presume?

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.

Frog Manlet Laguna Niguel, California 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:32:47 No.44218

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>>44203

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Everything is better with no people.
― Bob "Biff" Rendar

Joonas Council Bluffs, Iowa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:39:18 No.44224

>>44205
No, that’s a woman

>>44218
very shameful ody

kotia!awUO.3ruKs Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:40:27 No.44229

>>44205
she*

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

kotia!awUO.3ruKs Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:41:17 No.44231

>>44218
ody wtf

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Success is a journey, not a destination.

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:13:02 No.44186 [Reply]

let's get a good ol' thin hair chin man thread up and cookin'

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Viktor Israel Jyväskylä, Central Finland 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:28:12 No.44213

>>44204

ty

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:31:38 No.44217

>>44204
i remember the norwegian posting this a couple months after i 1st started browsing yli

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:34:06 No.44219

>>44204
the benedikt blöndal doppelganger is uncanny

Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:38:56 No.44223

>>44217
me
you actually notice my video editing skills go from dog shit to slightly less shit throughout the vid lool

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:40:36 No.44230

>>44223
thank you for your service

Joonas Tallinn, Harjumaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:00:43 No.44131 [Reply]

time 4 wine

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Joonas Tallinn, Harjumaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:01:22 No.44133

and some sausages

Joonas Tallinn, Harjumaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 19:04:33 No.44139

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Round feminine curves starting to appear

Joonas Tallinn, Harjumaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:26:49 No.44207

too much yeast
dough turned into a puff cloud
i bake anyway

Joonas Tallinn, Harjumaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:35:02 No.44220

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…bread time
It didn't turn out that good, but it's ok :)

Viktor Israel Jyväskylä, Central Finland 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:39:37 No.44225

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>>44220

looks like a skinned rat or some other rodent

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Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 18:09:15 No.44103 [Reply]

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Joonas 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:27:55 No.44211

>>44209
i think it was one of his friends
although im not 100% sure

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:29:21 No.44214

>>44209
>>44211
it was zinger you retards
zinger is his irl friend

kotia!awUO.3ruKs Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:29:24 No.44215

>>44211
could have been

im not sure either

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

Joonas Pefferlaw, Ontario 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:36:07 No.44221

>>44215
It was Zinger.

kotia!awUO.3ruKs Helsinki, Uusimaa 01/25/20 (Sat) 20:38:48 No.44222

>>44134
>>44214
>>44221
ok, calm down ben

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage
and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What
is it? Distrust.
― Demosthenes: Philippic 2, sect. 24.