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 No.44063[Reply]

your pineal gland is like soooo calcified dude get help

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower
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 No.44073

>>44065
at least you still dickmog berkay

 No.44079

>>44073
berkay has big altaic cock

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Goldenstern's Rules:
1. Always hire a rich attorney
2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

 No.44080

>>44079
yes tiny

 No.44085

Frequencies for the decalcification of the pineal gland only availablebon Igooglestore

 No.44245

Anyone got that newage babble generator link?

Someone needs to make a bones text generator.



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 No.33775[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

My fat-tire eBike was just stolen today. The man who stole it, his name is Dan Coushing, and he stole it in front of the camera and in front of a ton of people. He couldn't get through my lock and chain with his bolt cutter so he cut through the bike frame. Soon either the police will handle the job or the streets will handle it.

Dan is 5'8", about 30 years of age, was wearing a white and red half-mask when he stole my bike.
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 No.42913

>>42910

biker

 No.43006

>>42910
A biker who has murdered someone before. 1% refers to the fact that only like 1% of bikers ever do that.

 No.43014

Dan threatened Rick today and is possibly going to be arrested soon. The idiot just keeps escalating instead of just giving my bike back. I'd even be willing to pay him money for my own bike back, even though it's unjust, just to be done with all these troubles and have my bike back. All I want is my bikkkkeeee baccckkk. Dan kept trying to make me hand him money and to "trust him" that he'd bring the bike back, asking for $300, and then $150, and issuing ultimatums to me. What a day. I am so tired of this mess.

 No.44128

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>>33970
Pls never kys. Thnx!

>>43014
I hope you get your bike back
and that he gets locked up! Good luck, be safe and I wish you all the best! Thx for keeping us posted! :)

 No.44242

>>44128
I hope he gets charged. As for locked up… I just hope he gets treatment for his addictions and becomes a normal human being with a conscious.



 No.44238[Reply]

time to play old pod roulette
in the longest distance iteration of a red light green light game ever

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
(YOLO)

 No.44241

stop smoking vapies you buffoon



 No.44135[Reply]

i have straightup grey hair in my beard now
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 No.44174

>>44172
thats already happened

 No.44178

balding
greying

 No.44226

Dude it's just you ascending to alpha albino white master race ascended form like Jesus in Revelations.

 No.44228

Br9tn*DY

 No.44240

>>44226
oh good i thought i was just getting old



 No.44227[Reply]

1“I loathe my own life;

I will express my complaint

and speak in the bitterness of my soul.

2I will say to God:

Do not condemn me!

Let me know why You prosecute me.

3Does it please You to oppress me,

to reject the work of Your hands
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 No.44237

I feel like Job a lot.



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 No.44142[Reply]

sooooooo true

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.

 No.44149

theyre beautiful

 No.44232

They're all almost identical.

 No.44236

Volkswagon



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 No.44183[Reply]

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 No.44206

Trannyturk MD I presume?

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.

 No.44218

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>>44203

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Everything is better with no people.
― Bob "Biff" Rendar

 No.44224

>>44205
No, that’s a woman

>>44218
very shameful ody

 No.44229

>>44205
she*

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

 No.44231

>>44218
ody wtf

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Success is a journey, not a destination.



 No.44186[Reply]

let's get a good ol' thin hair chin man thread up and cookin'
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 No.44217

>>44204
i remember the norwegian posting this a couple months after i 1st started browsing yli

 No.44219

>>44204
the benedikt blöndal doppelganger is uncanny

 No.44223

>>44217
me
you actually notice my video editing skills go from dog shit to slightly less shit throughout the vid lool

 No.44230

>>44223
thank you for your service



 No.44131[Reply]

time 4 wine
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 No.44133

and some sausages

 No.44139

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Round feminine curves starting to appear

 No.44207

too much yeast
dough turned into a puff cloud
i bake anyway

 No.44220

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…bread time
It didn't turn out that good, but it's ok :)

 No.44225

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>>44220

looks like a skinned rat or some other rodent



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 No.44103[Reply]

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 No.44211

>>44209
i think it was one of his friends
although im not 100% sure

 No.44214

>>44209
>>44211
it was zinger you retards
zinger is his irl friend

 No.44215

>>44211
could have been

im not sure either

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

 No.44221

>>44215
It was Zinger.

 No.44222

>>44134
>>44214
>>44221
ok, calm down ben

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage
and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What
is it? Distrust.
― Demosthenes: Philippic 2, sect. 24.



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