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i will never have a lot of money
and that's ok
R: 3 / I: 0
alec's father

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover,
it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

(YOLO)
R: 8 / I: 1
R: 4 / I: 1
WTF??! ROFLMAO HHAHAHAHAHA*snort*AHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
R: 152 / I: 6
Why Do We Wash Our Hands After Going to the Bathroom?
R: 7 / I: 5
we're doing it again
R: 5 / I: 3
I'm incel it's over
R: 76 / I: 2
went to nation n went home with a girl

but turns out she had a boyfriend so she regretted it
R: 19 / I: 6
virginity resets every week
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm an anti-alt-righter who supported the move to an imageboard that allows the n-word
R: 1 / I: 0
watching that world at war doc alec always posts screenshots from

notes:
1) germans are a very weird species or creature
I lack the verbal nuance to articulate it
but I think you know what im talking about

2)the man(let) seems very jittery and shouty and almost barking like a dog in his speeches
putting aside the fact he was probably coked up out of his mind,
why did people look at that and think "wow what an incredible public speaker"

probably goes back to point 1) of german autism

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
any oldfriends remember
R: 0 / I: 0
my Dutch-Tamil-Sinhalese-Portuguese origins
R: 1 / I: 0
gang weed
R: 2 / I: 0
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one of the whiskey bottles has 2 or 3 squirts of finasteride and minoxidil solution
due to me carrying out schizo experiments years ago

although I consider it "roulette" the only health articles I can find on minoxidil ingestion necessitated at least like 10-20ML and im probably dealing in the 5 mL range max

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm your torsion lover
tell me there's no other
R: 2 / I: 0
U boys sure love pizza huh
R: 3 / I: 0


Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is
fight the solutions.

(YOLO)
R: 6 / I: 0
Nice one bbrosho the chemicals feel strong
R: 4 / I: 0
wish i cloud play sims 3 all day
R: 6 / I: 3
my art is getting progressively worse with each iteration of tubing
the one thing i had without words
so rude of vastra frolunda to be such an evil shithead

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Civilization Law #1: Civilization advances by extending the number of
important operations one can do without thinking about them.

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
im a pacifist for the time being
R: 2 / I: 0
me in 5 years
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
i am what most of you guys would refer to as a truecel xD
R: 1 / I: 0
High society
R: 2 / I: 0
im not a sex haver
R: 1 / I: 0
wew hun virus

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a
netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin
cosmos of nothingness.

(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 1
its really annoying being told ur crazy when uve seen bones in person and bore witness to his interfetterences on ur electrical devices
and sucked from the teet of tubes firsthand

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Extreme good-naturedness borders on weakness of character. Avoid it.
(YOLO)
R: 21 / I: 5
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http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/819280159

got dubs for the first reply to a girl on tinder to say "im incel"
R: 1 / I: 0
i am a bukharan jew
R: 1 / I: 0
mintboard: the videogame
R: 1 / I: 0
good night adam

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Ride the tributaries to reach the sea.
― Arab Proverb
R: 0 / I: 0
another anus tubing thread
R: 3 / I: 1
but u know it isnt

how does telling someone my honest opinion that i think they're a piece of shit constitute "provokig" them into actually poisoning me

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
the cuck bubble

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of
the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as
are out wish to get in?
― Ralph Emerson
R: 1 / I: 1
Vastra was the one in charge
R: 4 / I: 1
vastra disappears for three days after i insult his life
and i get tubed

coincidence???

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
hands for masturbation."
― Lily Tomlin

(YOLO)
R: 11 / I: 0

Insulting vastra like that on Monday turned out to be a huge mistake
I guess he has people on standby for when I beef
R: 2 / I: 1

Speculation

How much worse or better would our world be if some kind of Germanic or Norse paganism dominated and became the religion of billions instead of Christianity?
R: 2 / I: 0
The only person i called out was Edgemaster. Never attacked anyone unless they attacked me first.
But I guess you all hate me just cuz im Indian.
Wow, cant believe people are still so bigoted/racist/tribal in 2019.
But u all made the admin ban India so I should have taken a hint.
You dont have to ban me, ill leave.
All the best, even though you all hate me just cuz of my race.
R: 3 / I: 0
Reading portuguese is like reading drunk Spanish
R: 4 / I: 0
Me
R: 1 / I: 0


Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
R: 2 / I: 0
Roy: one last thing before i quit i never wanted any more than i could fit into my head i still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it still theres one thing that comforts me since i was always caged and now im free
R: 23 / I: 2
operation bonular dawn
R: 0 / I: 0
found this on 4chan
R: 1 / I: 0
chicago has coronavirus
R: 0 / I: 0
gOrt fucking metals

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
R: 6 / I: 2
mud flood theory

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles
fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the
exhaust of a bus until he revived.
R: 1 / I: 0
night of the long tubes
R: 0 / I: 0
Roy: The only girl I ever loved was born with roses in her eyes
R: 8 / I: 6
sex
R: 0 / I: 0
I.

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
― Eleanor Roosevelt
R: 0 / I: 0
roy: come on baby dont be afraid if it wasnt for date rape id never get laid
R: 10 / I: 1
national socialist hilda has the cure
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 32 / I: 4
drumpf needs to be assassinated

Fortune
Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be
like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications
SHOULDN'T be like.
― pixadel
R: 1 / I: 0
Roy: Wonderwall? Now that was a good song!
R: 0 / I: 0
Nice.
R: 9 / I: 3
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R: 1 / I: 0
you talk the talk but do you walk the virgin walk
R: 0 / I: 0
national socialist hilda has the cure
R: 4 / I: 0
Bones stop coming into my apartment uninvited and taking the semi open package of pods to tamper

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
(YOLO)
R: 7 / I: 0
Fattar inte vart nbögar får motivation ifrån, knegade i några år efter gymnasiet innan jag blev total NEET, hatade varenda sekund av skiten och då bodde jag hemma där mammsen kunde fixa käk och tvätt.
Kan inte greppa vilket jävla TRÄL det måste va att vara en funktionell människa som är konstant upptagen med kneg, betala hyra, uppehålla ett socialt liv, köra runt i en biljävel som kan haverera vilken jävla sekund som helst för att inte ens tala om ansvaret av att vara en förälder, ser inget annat än stress och ångest, jag skulle gå rakt genom väggen efter bara några månader.

NBÖGAR HOW DA FAKK DO THEY WORK!?
R: 5 / I: 0
me
R: 3 / I: 0
picking testicle scabs and eating them as i smoke mercury from the boner's vape pod that was semi unprotected in the package (half opened)

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
To be perfect is to have changed often.
― J. H. Newman

(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
mess with the bone, die like a tube

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. -- Horace
R: 3 / I: 2
night of the gort tubes

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
You cannot succeed by criticizing others.
R: 9 / I: 0
one pod to tube them all

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
If voting could really change the system, it would be against the law.
R: 1 / I: 0
dehumanize yourself and face the boneshed
R: 10 / I: 3

Jesus Appearance

The Description of Publius Lentullus

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"
R: 4 / I: 0
you got boned by
you got tubed my
a smooth criminal

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

(YOLO)
R: 23 / I: 1
Anyone know what this movie is about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xH0HfJHsaY
R: 8 / I: 3
plastic sanitary gloves ppeared in my bathroom
a sign from god?

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
God is a polytheist.
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
looks good

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
The truth is that all those having power ought to be mistrusted.
― James Madison
R: 6 / I: 0
your pineal gland is like soooo calcified dude get help

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower
R: 165 / I: 18

Fat-tire eBike Stolen

My fat-tire eBike was just stolen today. The man who stole it, his name is Dan Coushing, and he stole it in front of the camera and in front of a ton of people. He couldn't get through my lock and chain with his bolt cutter so he cut through the bike frame. Soon either the police will handle the job or the streets will handle it.

Dan is 5'8", about 30 years of age, was wearing a white and red half-mask when he stole my bike.
R: 1 / I: 0
time to play old pod roulette
in the longest distance iteration of a red light green light game ever

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
(YOLO)
R: 13 / I: 0
i have straightup grey hair in my beard now
R: 1 / I: 0

Job

1“I loathe my own life;

I will express my complaint

and speak in the bitterness of my soul.

2I will say to God:

Do not condemn me!

Let me know why You prosecute me.

3Does it please You to oppress me,

to reject the work of Your hands

and favor the schemes of the wicked?

4Do You have eyes of flesh?

Do You see as man sees?

5Are Your days like those of a mortal,

or Your years like those of a man,

6that You should seek my iniquity

and search out my sin—

7though You know that I am not guilty,

and there is no deliverance from Your hand?

8Your hands shaped me and altogether formed me.

Would You now turn and destroy me?

9Please remember that You molded me like clay.

Would You now return me to dust?

10Did You not pour me out like milk,

and curdle me like cheese?

11You clothed me with skin and flesh,

and knit me together with bones and sinews.

12You have granted me life and loving devotion,a

and Your care has preserved my spirit.

13Yet You concealed these things in Your heart,

and I know that this was in Your mind:

14If I sinned, You would take note,

and would not acquit me of my iniquity.

15If I am guilty, woe to me!

And even if I am righteous, I cannot lift my head.

I am full of shame

and aware of my affliction.

16Should I hold my head high,

You would hunt me like a lion,

and again display Your power against me.

17You produce new witnesses against me

and multiply Your anger toward me.

Hardships assault me

in wave after wave.

18Why then did You bring me from the womb?

Oh, that I had died, and no eye had seen me!

19If only I had never come to be,

but had been carried from the womb to the grave.

20Are my days not few?

Withdraw from me, that I may have a little comfort,

21before I go—never to return—

to a land of darkness and gloom,

22to a land of utter darkness,

of deep shadow and disorder,

where even the light is like darkness.”
R: 3 / I: 0
sooooooo true

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
R: 9 / I: 2
R: 7 / I: 0
let's get a good ol' thin hair chin man thread up and cookin'
R: 6 / I: 3
time 4 wine
R: 14 / I: 3
R: 2 / I: 0
Undefined jawline
R: 1 / I: 0

Newfags can't triforce

🔺️
🔺️ 🔺️
R: 9 / I: 2
gang weed
R: 0 / I: 0

Miss Mia Culpa

New Miss Mia Culpa stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ozQVcWKYY
R: 0 / I: 0

Detroit: Become Human - Ende vom Anfang (Ende) #31 [GERMAN]

Lmao @ title

🔺️Detroit: Become Human - Ende vom Anfang (Ende) #31 [GERMAN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pToacxndeM

>the triangle thing can't be posted in subject field
R: 3 / I: 0
I dreamed that we got a second season of Panty & Stocking
R: 3 / I: 1

Chinese Ants Hard At Work

>China Is Building a Hospital in 6 Days to Deal With the Coronavirus Outbreak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11sTUhBGls
R: 3 / I: 2
gamers…. rise up!
R: 31 / I: 2
crippling depression

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
You look tired.
R: 1 / I: 1
I am just the shit that people step on
R: 0 / I: 0
It’s not permanent ink right brosho
R: 12 / I: 1
a sick sick man
R: 4 / I: 0
Not cool dude
R: 4 / I: 0
All is good the way it is.

Name: Caelyn
Age: 27
Sex: Female
Lives in: The Netherlands
Loves: candy, eating, cosplay, sweet things, cleaning, music, drawing, singing, photography, gaming, cooking, reading and flaming.
Hates: Hateful people, you-know-what, being jealous, not winning a game(you lost), cold, strategic games, winter, biting parrots, pictures, no-lifers.
R: 1 / I: 0
What funny chemicals did I inhale today
R: 2 / I: 1
ill be at your place soon, bbrosho

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
(YOLO)
R: 8 / I: 0
i close my eyes and see chairs
R: 1 / I: 0
this is solomon, my biggest victim
R: 11 / I: 6
Please do not say that Jews control the banks and hate white people, that is a /pol/tard conspiracy theory that has nothing to do with reality.
R: 3 / I: 0
anus after confronting a gangstalker who convinces him he's not on vastra's payroll
R: 7 / I: 1
Its me again come rate Dashboard update boys
https://bernd.group
inb4 fuckoff
R: 3 / I: 1
Any good scary YouTube channels?
R: 4 / I: 2
you hear me out now
youre gonna cuck me like it or not
right now
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 44 / I: 8
Mintboard users be like haha I hate women lol isn't misogyny so funny

Also mintboard users: reeeee why won't any women have sex with me I'm so desperate and lonely all I want is to feel a woman's touch
R: 2 / I: 1
cringe
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 1
do you have a microwave
R: 11 / I: 1
R: 11 / I: 1
Welcome to France, Wuhan virus!!!
R: 5 / I: 4
post cocks

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Two heads are more numerous than one.
R: 0 / I: 0
it's pure id
R: 4 / I: 1
d-day? more like bbc-day
R: 7 / I: 3
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Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
― Leonard Brandwein

(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 0
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Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 1
Do not believe his lies.
R: 7 / I: 1
me talk
R: 2 / I: 0
rate me breakie
R: 5 / I: 3
dead bored

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
R: 1 / I: 0
slow down dead board is to be savored
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
:DDD
R: 18 / I: 15

Peninsula

upvote to agree
R: 39 / I: 2
dryga platinablonda stockholmstjejer med bred dialekt

guuuuuud
R: 3 / I: 0
Vastra how common is incest in swedish society
R: 0 / I: 0
Satans sick sack of succulent sweets …
To be sucked my child
With enthusiams
You will never delight in such a dark bone
You poor little helpless creature
Crawl back into your hole
R: 0 / I: 0
Silently sipping the sacred saccule of a Smegma
A bonular delight
A true feast for the senses
R: 2 / I: 1
daily håkanlåt threda
R: 1 / I: 0
Sti Ll makeing edgy memess
Grow up, ur a cyild
For the good of society
R: 11 / I: 2
things women are:

- beautiful
- adorable
- nice
- clever
- cute

things women are not:

- depraved
- "whores"
- liars
- useless

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.
R: 0 / I: 0
uh oh
STINKY!
R: 0 / I: 0
No no I'm not a bone u have me come fused as some kind of smuchk…
R: 3 / I: 0
im incel
R: 0 / I: 0
kill yourself bones
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
wtf is this
R: 3 / I: 0
bf dumped me
R: 1 / I: 0
me incel saint eugene
R: 0 / I: 0
bone bone
R: 0 / I: 0
pokemon are so erotic
R: 1 / I: 0
I am playing videogames
R: 3 / I: 0
adam: i need some pussy
R: 12 / I: 0
someone buy me a gaming rig
R: 4 / I: 0
invite me to the discord im bored as fuck
R: 3 / I: 1
I need dick
R: 1 / I: 0
edgemaster: I love memes !!!!

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities
have been exhausted.
R: 1 / I: 0
join my channel (new)

https://discord.gg/Y6HSEYs
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when they gonna design a chair for tall nathans
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horse archers are overpowered in stronghold crusader
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im incel
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i need to touch a woman
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remade tinder
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god i really dont want to spend another friday alone
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the virgin bernie sanders

the chad michael bloomberg

Fortune
pi seconds is a nanocentury.
― Tom Duff
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going 2 patrol the local forest @ 1am with pvt sissy dog for suspicious activity… pray for my safe return
R: 0 / I: 0
Spain?
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kek and shadilay!
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25% of my income goes to gas and car insurance alone
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maybe i am losing hair
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Yeah, I mean, the consequences of all this is inadvertent. They were not like sitting somewhere and having a 100 year plan or a 1000 year plan when people themselves live for only 30 years is they were lucky, and didn't die from diarrhea. I bet Ameris have made such plans since their independence from the Brutish, because they are after all the offshoot from the British Empire who were at that time going for the long run.

They have every incentive to game the society. The CIA is probably doing everything to control how society behaves.
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gonna take my horsecock down the discord road
gonna grooom till i can't no more
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chennaivandaag om 00:53
Rat is jealous
He can never enjoy
He is loathing his own existence

Edgemastervandaag om 00:54
y

chennaivandaag om 00:54
He will do anything to pander to sissies
Rats are insecure

Edgemastervandaag om 00:54
what sissies schizo

chennaivandaag om 00:54
Narcissism of rats

Edgemastervandaag om 00:55
man you are so retarded and unselfaware

chennaivandaag om 00:55
You repressed homosexual
Looking to attract men from alt right
and sissies from alt right

Edgemastervandaag om 00:55
i am alt right

chennaivandaag om 00:55
you are homosexual for alt right men

Edgemastervandaag om 00:56
source

chennaivandaag om 00:56
and sissies

Edgemastervandaag om 00:56
source

chennaivandaag om 00:56
You do everything to please them

Edgemastervandaag om 00:56
source

chennaivandaag om 00:56
Want your photos to be sprayed with alt right cum

Edgemastervandaag om 00:56
source

chennaivandaag om 00:56
You want to be bukkake'd by alt right men
Blowbanged

Edgemastervandaag om 00:57
source

chennaivandaag om 00:57
Gangbaged
by alt right men

Edgemastervandaag om 00:57
source

chennaivandaag om 00:57
Gay rat

Edgemastervandaag om 00:57
source
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major hair fuck

when i turn on my gamer pc the electrical fuse for my room trips
i jumpstarted the PSU separately and it works
how the f*ck can it blow a fuse lf the power supply is okay
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imaging having all dark triad traits
but being too socially retarded 2 put them into pracice
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The 72 demons of solomon
(YOLO)
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Ryan

Add me on Switch
R: 2 / I: 0
https://discord.gg/peWtNBy

my discord channel
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I live down the street from planned parenthood

thought about throwing a rock at it
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new
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new
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vfnylon888
1 day ago

A glaring example of how unfair life is. If I patted her gently on the ass I'd go to jail, lose my job and/or suffer a violent beating. This guy is likely getting paid and what exactly is he doing? It doesn't even look like a legitimate massage of her aching muscles. Sigh!!
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roys not invited to my pizza party
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Mods pin
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i hate the word "homophobia"

it's not a phobia, why would i be scared of a faggot?
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yes i listen to asmr to take the edge off my anxiety, what gave it away
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roy
thoughts?
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No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of looksmaxxing. It is a shame for a man to grow to nw3 without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable
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Nightclubs are one of the main venues which are supposedly designed as venues for courtship to occur. In practise, nightclubs are more likely to be venues wherein men are exploited. Off course, the MSM (mainstream media) will never frame it as such, due to an unwritten social rule that its Ok if male disposability occurs. In the western world, exploitation and being treated like one is expendable will only acquire social scorn if it is directed against women; on the other hand, if it is directed against men, especially low-tier men, it is deemed as a trivial matter. As such, a nightclub could more aptly be referred to as an exploitclub, or more accurately, a sexploitclub.
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The homocel hypothesis is a model of male homosexuality that suggests that inceldom coupled with the blackpill (social exclusion, sexual frustration and hopelessness) eventually causes gayness. A similar model about "peripheralized" men (incels) engaging in homosexual relationships with men of higher status has also been proposed by clinical psychologist Frank Muscarella in 2001 (alliance formation theory).[1] Another related model is the trans-vestigiality hypothesis which states that incels turn gay and feminine to evade aggression from larger males, and then steal their mating opportunities as "sneaker males".
R: 1 / I: 0
hot sugar finally come out with another banger

Rated: 7/10

Fortune
All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts
those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds
of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end
goal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger,
and the young are always optimists. But however the selection process works,
the result is indisputable: "This time it will surely run," or "I just found
the last bug."
― Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month

(YOLO)
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alone on a friday night?
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Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one
particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
― Eleanor Roosevelt

(YOLO)
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where gustavo @
R: 0 / I: 0
turkey hill ice cream is sooo good
R: 8 / I: 4
i was in love once

it was with a girl in a dream, probably 8 years ago
R: 0 / I: 0
rising up is no laughing matter
R: 8 / I: 1
alec gets super mad at me last thursday
enacts protocol tube william while hes out of the city
poison my pods at the apartment

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
(YOLO)
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new virus is killing people in sao paulo

its happening bernds

Fortune
The road to to success is always under construction.
― Florian Bruckner
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I fell asleep at one of the soup kitchens today and a Scottish woman came up to me and started talking and we talked for hours about a variety of topics including theology, neuroscience, diet, human behaviourisms, etc.
R: 4 / I: 1
cuck vs predator
R: 20 / I: 4
damn
landlord was cool enough to let me pay next months rent on the 7th
R: 3 / I: 0
total mintular prolapse is coming
R: 1 / I: 0
im going staffas

im going staffas

im going staffaaaaaaaas
R: 0 / I: 0
im sliding down that hill again

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
― Ken Thompson

(YOLO)
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roy ur uninvited from my discord channel
R: 1 / I: 0
Ryan I will not invite you to discord
R: 1 / I: 0
society islands
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mod victoria 2 and implement gamer POP that will rise up if you don't manufacture enough gaming equipment and keep africans in slavery
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the good thing about edinburgh uni was that you didn't need a circle of friends to have a social life; all the societies and stuff let you meet and talk to people even if you didnt have friends

in Lund that's all you have, if you dont have a circle of friends there is basically nothing to do, everyone does everything together
R: 0 / I: 0

Youtube name

>reading a thread on some Joerg vid that ended up talking about vaccinations
>see this dude's youtube name; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyYDpXOtFK59LwfVXuqbAag

Mad man.
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at this rate we'll never have girlfriends
R: 3 / I: 0
kgs pill me on valerian pills
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inv
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inv
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inv
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inv
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there must be some sort of relation
R: 5 / I: 3
2 week notice served
time to neetmaxx
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afhverju viltu ekki reyna meira

ég spyr mig að því hvern einasta dag

ég vil bara fá skýrt svar

afhverju viltu ekki reyna meira

þú verður að segja mér það
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I am from Järnbrott.
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inv
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as i was leaving class today i was walking with a group of people (whom i've been trying to befriend) and the girls were talking loudly to each other before one of them lowered their voice and said to the other "see you tonight" and then she returned to her normal speaking voice and bid me and the rest adieu

she didn't want me to overhear that they were having a get-together tonight so she hoped i wouldn't hear
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what is spscarters endgame
R: 1 / I: 0
We the playstation nation do represent well simple as that. Sony hasn't changed they have been about gamers and games

Other companies do well than struggle Sony has kept at it because they understand AAA must have exclusives sell consoles. Without showing anything, without talking a lot Ps5 news has dominated and we don't know that much about it.
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Jörgen
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the merrier the mood i am in, the less i repeat "i need to die" to myself

really makes you think
R: 2 / I: 0
ben beaverton's bizarre adventure

act 1 (Tim Horton's drive-through)
R: 0 / I: 0
the chronicles of ben beaverton

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
R: 2 / I: 1
i sense a thinular presence on the board 2nite
R: 1 / I: 0


Rated: 1/10

Fortune
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 1
think being an urbanigger and dying of the plague
R: 2 / I: 0
ben beaverton's dilemma

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
There is nothing so deadly as not to hold up to people the opportunity to
do great and wonderful things, if we wish to stimulate them in an active way.
― Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate in chemistry
R: 9 / I: 1
scuffed solomon
R: 0 / I: 0
I am going to dilate
R: 1 / I: 0
tim horton gave me a big black coffee by mistake
R: 3 / I: 0
västra: oh my god hes just like me
R: 4 / I: 1
god i wish this was me
R: 2 / I: 1
you are the asshole sweety :)
R: 1 / I: 0
pizzagate ?

all real.

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
R: 9 / I: 1
I Wish This Was Me
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 0
puppy can feel the black bile of loneliness building up in pit of stomach again!!! sooooo epic
R: 0 / I: 0
TIFU
AMA
TIL
AITAH
/s

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
War is menstruation envy.
R: 3 / I: 0


Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
(YOLO)
R: 24 / I: 2
based wuhan virus
R: 7 / I: 1
thats the most outrageous portion of ody's retardation
that he fails to understand a hatred of israel is one area where leftists and alt(right)oids actually overlap

Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
"Grub first, then ethics."
― Bertolt Brecht

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
You fat bastard.
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
considering exposing mintboard

what do you think?
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
rudolf the big-nosed birdcel
R: 0 / I: 0
inv
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 18 / I: 1
it's not that hard mate. lift, groom yourself, nice haircut, wear contacts instead of glasses, dress nice etc.

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
I could prove God statistically.
― George Gallup
R: 0 / I: 0
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inv
R: 8 / I: 0
where muh boi solomon @
R: 0 / I: 0
tall kings
R: 0 / I: 0
grilled cheese schizophrenia
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
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Alec remember when u bemoaned liberal hairtrigger sensitivity to "fascism" and claimed the problem was with leftists calling everyone who held mildly conservative views a Nazi and that u we're simply a well meaning libertarian/ancap

Now a month later posting unironically world at war images of Hitler salutes and fascist walks

funny how that happens

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
― C. S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia

(YOLO)
R: 5 / I: 1
2020

Not drinking girly energy drinks made for you bae
R: 0 / I: 0
the incel twins
R: 1 / I: 0
jeg
R: 7 / I: 3
new
R: 8 / I: 1
Alec
Why did u have people poison me

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
...computer hardware progress is so fast. No other technology since
civilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in performance-price
gain in 30 years.
- Fred Brooks, Jr.

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
some people say that programmers are the peasants of this eta, but i digress. they are the yoke workers
R: 1 / I: 0
Pictographic world map comparing the largest periodic human migration events
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Briffault's law is defined as follows: "The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place."[1] In other words, women are the gatekeepers in any sexual regards. This results from being less interested in sex due to lower sexual motivation and being a more choosy sexual selector. This results in men more likely making compromises out of sexual frustration, allowing women substantial decision power by strategically withholding sex (principle of least interest).[2] This is one cause of hypergamy, i.e. the tendency that women date up.
R: 3 / I: 0
Anus makes 100% of KC tier threads on this board
Makes u think
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The 5 foot 2 balding Indian janitor is a visualization technique meant to simplify envisaging a truecel. It is used by male members of the incelosphere in an attempt to help normies, Stacies and Chads visualize that perpetual nonredamancy isn't just some fantasy that truecels, nearcels and inceldom-experiencers daydreamed about. Perpetual nonredamancy is an actual phenomenon that happens to people at the bottom of the decile scale, but for reasons of unfamiliarity, noncels can't fathom this.
R: 12 / I: 1
i have zero desire to see the lighthouse

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 3
lately asian women have been exciting me way to much
R: 0 / I: 0
Omegajackhewat • 4 hours ago
Aside: I love this game because it infers things. For example: Marnie? I think she and the Mayor are in a secret relationship. She gives you a quet where she knew where he'd forgotten his shorts or bathing suit? And he's ALWAYS coming over but you can NEVER come in when he's there and her nephew and niece aren't around. It's a good front. mature demure woman shagging the most important guy in town who's gotta keep the town going no matter what and she likes hard workers sooooo. Yeah this games neat, I like it. Glad everyone else is too, hope there's more to come. S/O dug it so hard they barely slept or ate when the first got their copy.
R: 0 / I: 0
Yes, Claim My $5 Kindle Credit
R: 9 / I: 1
what happened to vastra

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
Envy always implies conscious inferiority wherever it resides.
― Pliny
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm building a medical team on Zocdoc
R: 0 / I: 0
sex
R: 4 / I: 2
just look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake

trust me bro it works every time

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
What cannot be eaten must be civilized.
― Peter Taylor
R: 1 / I: 1
I buy amazon brand laundry detergent and scented garbage bags.
R: 0 / I: 0
The Law of Girth
R: 2 / I: 1
stupid phone wont go on because I have forgotten the PIN
this is why you always use desktop PCs
R: 1 / I: 1
turkey hill ice cream is surprisingly good
R: 8 / I: 2
i just found out skateboarding isnt real?
R: 1 / I: 0
from bbc to shining bbc
R: 4 / I: 1
Roasario
Do u despise me

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
looool.

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
California is a fine place to live ― if you happen to be an orange.
― Fred Allen
R: 2 / I: 1
Shrepp
ouu0oooooo0
p
R: 7 / I: 3
:)
R: 6 / I: 5
yep

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm officially kekpilled today

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why
you should.

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Soyguy
R: 2 / I: 0
Cucks "R" Us

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. -- Publilius Syrus
R: 0 / I: 0
roy: show me the carfax
R: 5 / I: 2
How it feels to chew mint gum

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
as a trump supporter I
R: 1 / I: 0
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Sleuth
R: 1 / I: 1
anyone want to buy me a new tea kettle
R: 9 / I: 0
nigger
R: 61 / I: 2
a girl from my college class is coming over to my apartment tomorrow to drink cider and watch a film with me

what kind of pizza should I order? I don't want to get something boring, but don't want some complex pizza that's just gonna suck out her energy and make her too tired for a fuck

gimme tips, sex-havers
R: 0 / I: 0
no true cuckold fallacy

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
R: 10 / I: 4
You need to have HUWITE CHILDREN to save EVROPA
R: 5 / I: 0
virgin
R: 11 / I: 3
had a dream that i was at the liquor store
R: 0 / I: 0
scheissgeist
R: 2 / I: 0
We live in a world.
R: 1 / I: 0
I sleep 12 hours now
Boris put in sleep juice

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Weird sticky liquid on outside of package
Boris did u coom

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. -- Polish proverb
(YOLO)
R: 44 / I: 23
post your fridge without changing anything unless you're a fegis

Rated: 0.5/10
(YOLO)
R: 4 / I: 4
YgggfggcfgfgjkddsvgfhbgbgbdhfgdGDGGSGFGFG
R: 4 / I: 3
what if you go to hell and only find people that insult incel culture there
R: 15 / I: 9
R: 2 / I: 0
Psst … Coachella passes still available 💃
R: 3 / I: 1
how will the bugchasing community respond to the wuhan epidemic
R: 3 / I: 1
Yes, I am racist.
Do you have a problem with it?
R: 4 / I: 0
I decided not to invite Ryan to discord

I can't deal with that kind of blowback
R: 3 / I: 0
first minter to get pozzed by wuhan virus?
R: 1 / I: 1
Full-time Incel at Society Inc.

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
The plural of spouse is spice.
R: 1 / I: 1
https://www.twitch.tv/zeb89
Zeb is like, today we're playing The Binding of Isaacs
R: 8 / I: 2
i literally refuse to watch a movie with emma watson in it

seriously, there's nothing that woman can do
R: 2 / I: 1
beating the devil out of someone just means beating the faggot out. faggot is the devil. if you stare long enough into the abyss, you become a faggot. and what happens if a faggot stares into it? faggot is the abyss itself, nothing will happen.

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
(YOLO)
R: 3 / I: 2
kinda want to play farming simulator
R: 7 / I: 4
My country > Your country
R: 13 / I: 14
R: 10 / I: 7
Dynamism of a Dog on a Leash

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Modesty is of no use to a beggar.
― Homer
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Cubo
R: 5 / I: 0
horny @ school, but not or long
R: 6 / I: 2
Im still waiting for brasilian posters surprise meetup

Wonder what they have prepared for me
R: 3 / I: 1
mintboard is basically a few losers all around the world connecting their consciousness over the internet
R: 1 / I: 0
left: zeb89
right: arumba07
R: 5 / I: 0
seitan teriyaki
puppy loooooves gluten and soy
R: 0 / I: 0
I was raised in a cop family


It rubs off on you
R: 1 / I: 0
Hey boss
R: 4 / I: 0


Rated: 8/10

Fortune
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die. -- Giacomo Leopardi
R: 6 / I: 1
bread is rising boys
R: 25 / I: 0
post the song(s) you've been on lately
R: 10 / I: 0
ryan whats ur discord

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will
fall over.

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
U were so.desperate to tubee u hired a nigger

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
I have had interactions with developers who are convinced that everything in
.Net was created solely by MS for open source usage. But that could be another
result of vaccination preservatives.
― Larry Weber

(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
Occupation: Hip hop singer and jihadist
R: 2 / I: 0
straight people have literally never contributed to society
R: 8 / I: 1
there are americans on mintboard right now who still haven't filed their tax returns
R: 32 / I: 10
if he doesn't message me in a week i'll kill myself

Fortune
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
R: 10 / I: 2
90% of porn is cuck POV

you watch another man fuck a girl while you masturbate

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
To invent products out of thin air, you don't ask people what they want ―
after all, who would've told you ten years ago that they needed a CD
player? You ask them what problems they have when they get up in the
morning.
― Robert Hall, Sr. Vice President, GVO, as quoted in the December,
1991, issue of Fortune
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R: 3 / I: 1
goodbye ingrown toenail
goodbye pain
R: 4 / I: 1
Too much Mercury this Tuesday too much I say bbrosho the synaptic bridge has snapped I cannot refocus the haze any more the tinglies don't clear up whereas they were intermittent the head squeezes at back left and front right as well as hazy fog are permanent

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
I'm not sure whether or not I should give Ryan and invite to discord.

It could cause a ruckus.
R: 19 / I: 3

Mentally Ill Gamer Girl GF

https://kitchener.craigslist.org/biz/d/kitchener-north-sugar-bb-pics-need-money/7054449577.html

Already responded to this girl maybe I shall have gf soon.
R: 3 / I: 0
you are foolish, man. i learned recently that i am foolish too

Fortune
"We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later."
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
Let Ryan into discord
R: 5 / I: 2
To fight with that much bravery desperation and effort
Pushing with every fiber of ur being to survive
Only to get trolled by terrorists whose urge to die overpowers ur urge to live

Rated: 3/10

Fortune
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mom.

(YOLO)
R: 31 / I: 11
I have cope(a wife back in Tamil Nadu). I know it already. I'm such a retard, I was ldaring and even my fucking schizo uncle knew before me. Shows how depressed I was to not give a fuck about who my future wife is back then. For fucks sake, he even tried stalking my future father in law. WTF is wrong with him?
R: 2 / I: 1
pitthaya: woman my master, i defended you. will you touch me now?
R: 12 / I: 4
I talk more and think faster than others.
R: 1 / I: 0
inv me 2 discord
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 1
sustainability is such a big topic here at the world economic forum
R: 8 / I: 4
phoneposting dark ages have ended
now desktop pc is my bestfriend
R: 3 / I: 2
You've just insulted Varg Vikernes, something i can absolutely not tolerate. Consider us enemies from now on, old "friend".

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
R: 4 / I: 1
roy; why did u betray mintboard?
R: 1 / I: 1
I have chronic mercury
Even more brosohoso it's too much I beg you to relent

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has
been upon trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places,
pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity;
in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution.
― James Madison

(YOLO)
R: 11 / I: 5
Mintboarders
Wich artistical/cultural projects do you want to pursuit?

Write a book, paint, do sculpture?…
R: 1 / I: 1
my mom the typa nigga to buy hot dog buns for bratwurst
R: 4 / I: 1
so i got a new obd connector at a mechanic
apparently even nissan itself had no record of the pinout
its like they pretend the xtrail never even existed
R: 1 / I: 1
I remember the time I didn't masturbate for a month
I wish that were me again.
R: 0 / I: 0
Zion Williamson will be making his regular season debut today
R: 4 / I: 2
hello i would like it to stop being winter now
R: 6 / I: 2
i slept 15 hours bonesies
something was healla wrong in my tuesday vapie

im scared to be awake because people will see how exxhausted anxious and tubed i am

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the
programmers cannot write in English.

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
I look at my future in laws, they all short and kinda sad looking malnourished people, and the macabre shit they got more money than us(the father is a Captain while my dad is just an Engineer). And I assume the vagi xerself is also malnourished.
R: 16 / I: 9
vastra: the holy roman empire, which… you know… was neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire :)

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
R: 12 / I: 3
Sweat pledgers rise up
R: 3 / I: 1
Kara Boğa
(YOLO)
R: 0 / I: 0
my chess has gone to shit after tuesdays tubing

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be
like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications
SHOULDN'T be like.
― pixadel

(YOLO)
R: 2 / I: 2
Gendercide classes
R: 3 / I: 3
R: 8 / I: 6
Pepsi Zero Sugar has a minimalist new can design
R: 1 / I: 0

Dreams I'm Going To Die Today

I had two dreams this morning in which I die because of ascension. As in, going too high up in the atmosphere too quick. One was while on an elevator in the Burj Dubai and I died at floor 70. The other was in a flight from the United Kingdom to Iran…

I have a feeling I should leave my cash at home today and that I might die. It's a strangely pleasant and calming feeling though like God is just helping ease me into my fate today.

We'll see however.
R: 3 / I: 1
can some mf who can type cyrilic help me :DDDDDDDDDD
R: 8 / I: 10


Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the
way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an
indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less
important to him than his table or his white robe.
- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
R: 6 / I: 1
I paid $30 dollars for Kingdom Hearts III: ReMind DLC and got a PS4 theme as a bonus.

I'm going to hwve fun tonight!

I'm a gamer!
R: 9 / I: 2
I want a hot Mexican gf
R: 5 / I: 3
how do you want burger
R: 24 / I: 22
Bebé Wario

Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.

(YOLO)
R: 1 / I: 1
guess my password
R: 4 / I: 1
I hate the U.S and the United Kingdom
R: 2 / I: 1
White Fathers Against Weed Realism
R: 1 / I: 1
I pray everything is alright my friend. U have not posted in awhile and im sure i speak for everyone and hope things are going well. We all miss u and your kind heart.
R: 1 / I: 1
i called 2 shemales to inquire prices
R: 12 / I: 1
I played Pokémon a lot today
R: 2 / I: 1
me watch
R: 4 / I: 0
i think i'm being gangstalked, i have the constant feeling of being watched. my cortisol has spiked like never before the past week and it's been spiking on a daily basis.

so, they don't care about me enough to reply to a message, but they care enough to gangstalk me and watch my every move on obscure imageboards? i don't even know what to say

Fortune
I am a member of a party of one, and I live in an age of fear. Nothing
lately has unsettled my party and raised my fears so much as your
editorial, on Thanksgiving Day, suggesting that employees should be
required to state their beliefs in order to hold their jobs. The idea is
inconsistent with our constitutional theory and has been stubbornly opposed
by watchful men since the early days of the Republic.
― E.B. White, in a letter to the New York Herald Tribune
(November 29, 1947)
R: 1 / I: 1
https://www.twitch.tv/zeb89
Zeb89 is live, tonight we're playing GTA Vice City
R: 5 / I: 0
I'm incel.