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 No.42236[Reply]

You're a degenerate if by 30 years old you:

-Don't own at least one home
-Are overweight
-Have never left your country
-Live with your parents
-Slept with over 30 people
-Still play video games
-Smoke weed all day
-Can't hold a job
-Slouch
-Can't touch your toes
-Lack ambition

 No.42237

all true

 No.42244

Notice how it doesn't say anything about having a family

Classic /pol/ incel projectionism

 No.42245

>>42244
Problem, Pitthaya?



 No.42231[Reply]

I NEED a Valve Index

 No.42233

i need to get a job

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
To err is human, to purr feline.

 No.42235

>>42233
what are u good at?

 No.42238

>>42235
being a useless sissy

 No.42239

>>42235
programming i just dont have courage to call the place i wanna ask

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Ever wander around the web, look at discussions, totally agree with one of
the points of view, and then notice it was posted under one of your web
aliases 5 years ago?
― Larry Weber

 No.42243

>>42235
Taking dick



 No.41512[Reply]

based wuhan virus
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 No.42221

how is it that all these diseases and plagues originate in china?

 No.42223

>>42220
Ummmm don't be so sure. I've got a book on bioweapons that shows it's very easy for a single man to wipe out all complex life on Earth with an engineered virus not to mention horrible diseases that could wipe out most humans.

 No.42234

>>42223
then do it already

 No.42240


 No.42242

>>42220
We deserve it now more than ever



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 No.42241[Reply]



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 No.42047[Reply]

new vid
let's watch together
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 No.42167

i want you die a horrible death you miserable fiuck

Fortune
The hardest thing to open is a closed mind.
― Leo Burnett

 No.42169

>>42073
true

Fortune
There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.
― Alex in "Clockwork Orange"

 No.42204

>>42150
I recall the times women have completely ruined this or that social dynamic in the past and I tell her I must think about it. I then go to the cyberpunk hobo and tell him about what is happening and he rants to me about MGTOW yet again and how women ruin everything and artificial wombs will replace them. I decide she can hang out but only when cyberpunk hobo isn't around.

 No.42205

>>42161
>beef butter eggs and look Thicc and fertile instead of looking like a bsr :DDD

Me diet. I am thicc.

 No.42232

>>42150
based gamergirl pride

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy
civilization.



 No.41979[Reply]

ok so i took a 100 dollar uber to her apartment, i came in, i asked her wheres the bathroom since i need to take a piss. after i come out, shes on her phone, thne i just askng simple questions like how was your day etc etc, then i asked if i can undress and shes like "yeah", she gets off her phone, i undress, I asked her if i can take off my underwear, she's like laughing and asked me why am i "asking" and to just do it.

After I get out, I keep talking to her and looking away while laughing (making small talk), shes like "calm down, your kind of scaring me, you should relax", I kept talking since I kept calling myself a "beta", shes like where did you hear about that word while laughing, then IM like on different sites.

ok shes on top of me and asks me if im a virgin, i lie and tell her no, later she she asks me if i have friends at all, i tell her yes. I ask her for a condom, she gives it to me, i put it on, my penis isnt able to get hard, and i didnt want to stick it in her for her to think its small, so i stop and ask to just talk

she then asks me why are calling yourself a "beta/loser", i told her its because im self aware, she later asks me if im an "incel", i tell her yes, i was surprised etc she knew wht a incel was, she was like "im 23, everyone my age knows what a incel is", shes like i dont look like a neckbeard etc and says im attactive and look like mohammed ali, she said i would lots of girls if i knew how to dance (lol), I then talk to her about incels.

I was like holding in a wierd way and just rolling around since i didnt know what i was supposed to do, it was wierd af tbh, i was silent while doing, i was just saying "ummmm" while rolling her body around, she didnt make any movements, she prolly thought i would know wht to do

after a few min she was like "what is this", while i was holding in a wierd ass postition just groping her lol

later she tries to to turn me on by spraing me "with weed spray" its supposed to make you relax, she starts doing some wierd tounge licking thing or something idk, im still not able to get hard, I call myself a loser, and say i didnt know i was this pathetic, I told her it may because i watch to much hentai and then shes like wiered out and akss me why i like incest hentai so much.

she then says, you should be more confident, i dont like men who arent confidenet with themselves. Im like sorry etc, or w.e, i talk to her about uni while looking to waPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.41980

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me reading all that :DDD

 No.41982

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 No.42230

Based woman



 No.42147[Reply]

job descriptions be like

$13 an hour
must have a relevant masters degree
3 years experience
and love doing an extremely specific activity which would be abnormal to like as much as we require you to
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 No.42188

>>42182
most millennials one day will wake up 40yo with nothing to their names and zero financial security
future is so bright

Fortune
I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the
Devil was my natural master and captain and friend. I saw that he was in
the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear.
― Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"

 No.42200

>>42156
This.

 No.42224

i have never failed a job interview

well actually i failed one, but that one doesn't count because i didn't want it anyway

 No.42229

Interviews and CV have always been a formality



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 No.42225[Reply]

 No.42226

now this i can watch
(YOLO)

 No.42227

my looksmatch (:

 No.42228

she's beautiful.



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 No.24206[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Why Do We Wash Our Hands After Going to the Bathroom?
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 No.42076

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Mansa Musa: The Richest Man Who Ever Lived (African History Explained)

 No.42113

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Are Atheists More Intelligent?

 No.42208

>>42076
They must mean richest in Africa not the world right? Solomon was the richest in the world according to the Bible.

 No.42211

i don't

 No.42222

>Lilith: The First Woman? (Biblical Stories Explained)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbfG3MeyZA



 No.41896[Reply]

I have cope(a wife back in Tamil Nadu). I know it already. I'm such a retard, I was ldaring and even my fucking schizo uncle knew before me. Shows how depressed I was to not give a fuck about who my future wife is back then. For fucks sake, he even tried stalking my future father in law. WTF is wrong with him?

 No.41898

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think trying to bust a nut and all you hear is jaxon sizure cry :DDD

 No.41900

the schizophrenia cope

 No.42219

up



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