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Yesterday I decided to make a large batch of french onion soup, and I asked if my room mates wanted to have some todday for dinner, and they said yes

today I went to the library but came back a bit earlier than they expected and I found them in the state of being about the leave the apartment, almost trying to sneak out. I asked them where they were going and i could see in the girl's eyes, and from her hesitation, that she was contemplating whether to tell the truth or not. She decided to tell the truth eventually, and said she and room mate #2 were going to her friend's house for dinner, a friend whom I have met and talked to on several occasions and who has been to our apartment for dinner many times. She said she could ask her friend if it was okay for me to come too, but of course I realised this was merely a courtesy; I smiled and declined saying that I had already prepared my own dinner.

I literally don't understand what's wrong with me, why am i becoming excluded from social gatherings even by my flat mates

if it was just my female flatmatel and her friend I could understand, but my male flat mae was going too, who is very introverted and doesn't even drink, yet I - who has gone out of my way to drink and be outgoing - am being ignored and left out

i poured all the soup out, and the bread i made i threw in the trash
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 No.256832

>>256815
he wanted a real life and successfully managed to leave imageboards behind… much like hugh morton

 No.256833

post bateman_gets_jiggy_with_it.mp4

Fortune
Facts are simple and facts are straight / Facts are lazy and facts are late.
Facts all come with points of view / Facts don't do what I want them to.
Facts just twist the truth around / Facts are living turned inside out.
Facts are getting the best of them / Facts are nothing on the face of things.
Facts don't stain the furniture / Facts go out and slam the door.
Facts are written all over your face / Facts continue to change their shape.
― Talking Heads

 No.256836

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 No.256845

>>256836
Playing as a toreador in vampire masquerade be like

 No.256851

Anus are you happy? Is this what you wanted?

 No.256858

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>>256753
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 No.256859

Kill them, Johnny. Kill them all.

 No.256861

>>256858
gort post

 No.256862

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>>256851
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 No.256863

>>256858

who is the creator of the funny drops? how do you make them stop?

anus needs to be punished severely, more so than ever before

his brain - or what's left of it - needs to be completely and utterly dissolved as punishment

 No.256864

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>>256863
the ufnny dropps nhjgha
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 No.256916

>>256864
>In animals, Semax rapidly elevates the levels and expression of brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF) and its signaling receptor TrkB in the hippocampus, and rapidly activates serotonergic and dopaminergic brain systems. Accordingly, it has been found to produce antidepressant-like and anxiolytic-like effects, attenuate the behavioral effects of exposure to chronic stress, and potentiate the locomotor activity produced by D-amphetamine.
why do russians get all the cool shit

 No.256923

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>>256916
need something 2 Cope with commieblock life tbh

 No.256929

>>256916
culture of soviet

 No.256981

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heh gamer reference

 No.257012

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me bookmarking this thread so I can read it all later :DDD

 No.257018

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not even half way through the thread yet :DDD

 No.257019

>>257018
It was a good thread
but meanwhile people acting like you might have killed yourself while you are gone

 No.257023

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>>257019

you niggers were hard on me :DDD

 No.257027

>>257023
The diet thing?
they are right tbqh

 No.257030

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I dont understand why you are getting upset about your flatmates are in a relationship and they wanted to meet up with a friend whats wrong with that

I mean come on nigger there grown up adults why the fuck do they want your deadbeat ass to be there

onion soup? sounds like your male flat mate is a fucking machine if he is fucking her while your there that nigga dont want to eat that bitch ass food niggers needs high test food to keep the dick strong like beef

problem is you have come across as a lonely needy adult who gets upset easily you have fucked it up big time with them wont be surprised if they move out

think that women problem had a life full of incels simps and soya boys going uni probably first time to meet a man and she meets your bitch ass skinnymax ass who cires over onion soup

you bet the only thing they talk about is bitching about you :DDD

 No.257032

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>>257027

http://aajonus.online/

download the torrent and listen to his work to be fair aajonus says some fruit and veg is ok :DDD

 No.257034

>>257030
onions are literally one of the best foods for testosterone just saying

 No.257037

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cant believe your living with a couple who fuck every night

you must be like this in the other room :DDD

 No.257042

>>257034
garlic's better

 No.257044

>>257037
Lola loved dying on the inside

 No.257052

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>>257042

legit turns you into a bsr :DDD

 No.257054

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>>256338

only have yourself to blame :DDD

 No.257058

>>257052
if you are a dog or eat too much of it, yeah
>The rate (frequency of occurring) of the common cold has twice been found to be reduced by 60-70% in persons who take garlic supplementation daily; this is associated with both allicin and the aged garlic extract, and requires higher doses (2.5g aged extract or 180mg allicin).

 No.257068

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>>257058

plants dont want you to eat them so the only way they can defend themselves is by being toxic :DDD

 No.257076

>>256317
brutal truthpil here

 No.257080

>>257068
what if i told you certain plants make themselves beneficial so that humans cultivate them more

 No.257082

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>>257080

bruh you can eat the plants I will eat the meats :DDD

 No.257084

>>256356
i feel it's more bateman reenactment than anything else tbh

 No.257085

>>257082
i eat both

 No.257086

>>257082
Still a percentage of food has to be something plant based because man is omnivore and needs some enzymes and shit
Even paleo

 No.257088

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>>257084

everyone liked bateman through he was a nice guy

reddit swede can be very hatefull sometimes :DDD

 No.257096

>>257088
everyone liked bateman and thought he was funny until his stories got more macab as far as i Re:call

 No.257104

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>>257096

I would have met up with him though he would probably try and kiss me :DDD

 No.257127

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onion soup

fucking in the other room

blow job

mouse feeding on dead skin flakes

just put this nigger mind at ease :DDD

 No.257135

>>257096
he did anus tyre shite when he would take one snippet of information about somone and then type paragraphs on what kind of people they are

 No.257138

>>257104
nigga u so delusional u put kchennai to shame tbh

 No.257141

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 No.257143

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>>257135

best is when they break character like I am sure I seen taby post a bsr pic before :DDD

 No.259270

Ok, my room mate told me that girl's flat mate, whom they visited, told her she could only have two people over and that is why I was not invited.

 No.259277

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>>259270

why we still in lockdown if they have 3 vaccines :DDD

 No.259295

u propapbl forget to flush your turds regularly or some nasty shit like th@
(YOLO)

 No.260196

>>>/arch/

 No.260197

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 No.260201

>>259270
i knew this was coming



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