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Yesterday I decided to make a large batch of french onion soup, and I asked if my room mates wanted to have some todday for dinner, and they said yes

today I went to the library but came back a bit earlier than they expected and I found them in the state of being about the leave the apartment, almost trying to sneak out. I asked them where they were going and i could see in the girl's eyes, and from her hesitation, that she was contemplating whether to tell the truth or not. She decided to tell the truth eventually, and said she and room mate #2 were going to her friend's house for dinner, a friend whom I have met and talked to on several occasions and who has been to our apartment for dinner many times. She said she could ask her friend if it was okay for me to come too, but of course I realised this was merely a courtesy; I smiled and declined saying that I had already prepared my own dinner.

I literally don't understand what's wrong with me, why am i becoming excluded from social gatherings even by my flat mates

if it was just my female flatmatel and her friend I could understand, but my male flat mae was going too, who is very introverted and doesn't even drink, yet I - who has gone out of my way to drink and be outgoing - am being ignored and left out

i poured all the soup out, and the bread i made i threw in the trash


They allow you to go outside at night?


You have to stop being self effacing and tentative and literally invite urself places
Jam ur foot in the door of social opportunity or u will get left behind
It’s not that ur unliked just that ur not in their circle so they don’t really feel like inviting u
But if u invite urself at least u have the opportunity to ingratiate urself to them and if it fails then fuck it


why didn't anyone ask or tell me

why do I have to find out by accident that they have a social life involving friends that we all know that i'm not part of

why do all my attempts at being friendly end in failure

why do people never invite me for shit AAAAAAAAAA


I’m sorry you struggle socially, I understand it as a tube.


the society…


I assumed I was in "the circle" because the girl in question has been to our apartment many times, and I've chatted with her one-on-one, and we've played games and drank together. I assumed it was common courtesy to invite the entire flat not just 66% of it and leave the last guy alone in his room jerking off

but apparently not

why would she explicitly not invite me. it would mean she'd literally have to say "Hey, do you and Jim want to have dinner at my place tomorrow, but not Vastra?"

and i know what happens when you try to "get your foot in the door"; next time they'll just be more surreptitious about their activities, try to sneak out, or simply lie. Next time, they'd say they're going to the library rather than admitting they are going to a mutual acquaintence without inviting me


puppy feels soooo despondent and macabre


Are u really this unlikeable
I know ur ideas and ideology and spitefulness that u admit to online is but goddamn I thought u had social graces and a sense of humor or something


i'm a boring piece of shit with no redeemable features


is this why u support tube
To make everyone else experience life like u


women are snakes more at 5


it's macabre because they flatmates are fucking but pretending they aren't, so i'm just a third wheel in their life. They do couples stuff all the time, hang out with their friends, and so on. Meanwhile I'm just a background character, there to pay rent and chat to out of pity.


it's not her fault per se

she is a social, outgoing person, and she has a right to have a social life comprised of people she actually wants to hang out with, not people she feels obliged to invite. I don't want her to invite me to things just because she feels guilty

im sad and angry at myself for not being a person who is worth of befriending or spending time with


This is why one shouldn't spend his youth glued to a computer screen


anus good advice wtf


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>im sad and angry at myself for not being a person who is worth of befriending or spending time with
sad and angry at being an awkward autist or what
its not a sin


imagine sharing a flat with random xhores


you are incel


vastra u need to be more confident


you probably need to hang out with fellow nerds instead of ntmaxxed daemons
you're not like them and they can feel it no matter how you behave
the only way for an autist to be popular with nts is to be attractive (kcestonia) or famous (kanye west) etc


or charismatic like ben


redpill: he only wants to hang out with people in order to get secks with women

kek retard



but also this



youre the kind of autists nts would invite to hang out because you look charismatic


ben would be slaying in a city


so that's because of looks not charisma
i have no charisma


the male flatmate idn't a ntmaxxed chad

he's introverted, doesnt like social gatherings, and doesnt drink

and heis still mire successful at making friends


hes sooo me…
but im incel…


when she told me, the guy was looking down on the floor because he thought the situation was awkward loool


now that theyre gone you should throw a party


who should be invite




when you think about it reddit swede has been more or less socially successful in the past
like that time he was in edinburgh last year
so it's not like there's an innate characteristic inside him that makes him a creepy unlikable incel bastard no matter the setting
must be a certain incel factor that wasn't there last time


nigger i told you to come to ontario


personality is performance & perspective
the image a select group of people might have of a person is often wildly different than the image another group holds


Zoom murder accusations


do you still have lockdowns there?


only for incels


i don't know

maybe i was more socially successful last year. I met a german girl whom i went to the museum with several times

and i talked to people in class every once in a while

and i got laid twice

but even back then i never actually made a circle of friends that i wold hang out with or chat with on the regulra; I never met up with people from my class, never went to peoples places. The only time i saw the inside of another persons apartment was when i had one night stands.

now im just either at the library or in my room that smells musky, and the only thing to keep me company is a mouse or rat that comes out at night and wakes me up with its mauling of the carpet.

I guess the pain is more accute now because their conduct, both my flat mates and the friend of my flat mate, involves a degree of conscious exclusion of me. It would have been very easy for her friend to invite our entire flat, including me, to have dinner. And my female flat mate knows perfectly well that I always accept invitations to social gatherings, which means that both parties made the conscious decision to A) invite flatmate 1 and 2, but not Vastra B) my female flatmates decision to not inform me of the get-together.

the only reason I found out they were going out and having fun tonight was because I came home earlier than they anticipated and because I explicitely asked where they were going; they were almost outside the door when I asked them, and only then did she very reluctantly give up the reason of their departure.

I am accustomed to them going away doing things together, they are fucking after all, like going to the library, going out running, playing tennis etc. But I always assumed that, when they returned home late at night, they had been at the library or out bouldering or something. Only now do I realise that it is highly probable that many times they were absent they were in fact out meeting friends, having dinners, playing games, having movie nights, and doing so without disclosing or inviting me.

It is a macabre realisation that even my flatmates go out of their way to make sure I am not included in their social circles


I can't get over how macabre this is. They have been intentionally lying to me this entire time. No wonder they feel awkward around me, they have been harbouring a secret of which I have not been privy. They have known this entire time that I wold have been delighted to have a chance to meet people and get out of my room, so they have had to sneak around and spoken of it in whispers and in texts rather than in person to ensure I was not made aware of this arrangement.

I have felt a coolness in their conduct toward me, like I inconvencience them when I talk to them. Perhaps it is fuelled partly by the fact that they feel some degree of shame, but more likely it is the fact that they dont even consider me a friend


And I have chatted, acted amicably, toward the friend to whose place they were invited. I felt like we were getting along, but she actively chooses not to invite me.

It's such a strange situation because I was operating under the assumption tha the friend in question felt "closer" to me than flatmate #2 becase we had actually been drinking and socialising together prior.

I wonder what their conversation was after they closed the door. Did they express relief that I declined their polite but insincere proposal to allow me to accompany them? did they express remorse that they kept me out of the loop? of course, the most likely case is that they stopped thinking about it the moment they left

But how am I supposed to conduct myself in the future, should I intentionally withdraw from social events? It has become evident that my presence is not needed or desired, so any time I participate it would be for my own sake alone, a sort of charity predicated on pity for my wretched condition. And that is maybe, MAYBE, worse than loneliness.


wait so you're saying that all your other flatmates are in couples together ? how many do you have exactly
it's not that weird for them to go out and do stuff on their own then


also general bruh moment


Today it has become evident to my that my prospects of attaining a geuine social bond with my flatmates are zero. All muy attempts have been in vain, and I cannot even be considered a friend in their eyes. I pay the rent, and can sometimes be seen in the kitchen making food.

For the first time, I understand that it is over, in a very profound sense of the word. It is truly over.

Yet I will have to live with these people, who view me with indifference - posibly contempt - for another 9 months



Rated: 8.5/10

You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.


when are you writing your manifesto


no, we are three in the apartment. A (male), B(female), and me.

A and B are fucking. A and B are going over to C's house, C is a friend of B and they met at some event in september. C has been over to our place several times and interacted with all of us on multiple occasions. Yet C decides to only invite A and B to have dinner with her (there might be other people invited but they didn't disclose this detail), and explicitely does not invite me.


Are you having a psychotic episode


and, if my suspicions are correct, this is not an isolated incident but rather a pattern of behaviour where A and B go out and meet friends at their places for dinner, and movies etc, without telling or inviting me.


when my parents die

i have crossed the metaphorical rubicon

there is no going back form this realisaiton

up until today I entertained the notion that we were three friends doing things together etc

but today i realised they are a couple doing things together, and sometimes I happen to be in the way


Wait, they're a couple and you're expecting to be carried along?


That's a couple and a handful of their friends
It might not be so weird to not feel the need to invite a stranger they live with as roommates to split the rent to their small social circle


I didn't say a word to my roommate at college for literally 8 months
sometimes niggers just don't get along


that's just couple stuff it's normal for them to do stuff on their own
also normal to have awkward interactions when your two other roommates are fucking
even giga-nts feel weird being the third wheel

the only slightly weird thing is friend C not inviting you but who knows if that wasn't a lie too. maybe they're off to do something completely different between lovers and they were just too embarrassed to tell you

methinks you may be over-reacting to the situation a tiny bit


why did you rent a shared flat to start with


think reddit swede is so hyper-focused on social success that every little negative interaction sends him down a spiral of neurosis where he invents bethrayals that didn't even happen…………..

reminds me of anus and tubes


they were not a couple when we moved in (she had a different boyfriend when we moved in), and they haven't explicitely said they are are a couple

i would agree if they were a couple from before we moved in and if they knew the friends from earlier

but they met the friends at the same time i did, in fact i met friend C before A did.

I agree that doing things togehter as a couple is completley normal, which is why I try to avoid imposing myself on them in certain contexts like when they go to the library or when they go excersising and I dont ask too many questions about where they have been

but I guess I expect to be invited when "friends of the flat" invite people to have dinner their place, especially when I am completely fine with them coming over to our place whenever they want

I don't thin the dinner thing was a lie because, as I said, she hesitated a few moments before telling the truth. I could tell she was considering making up a lie on the spot, because she expected me to be offended or for me to sak if I could come along - which is also why she suggested she aks friend C if I could come along (IF being the important word). Flatmate B knows I am looking for any excuse to meet people, which is why she didnt inform me of the purpose of their departure earlier. If she had said she and A were going to have sex in the park or something i wouldn't have cared at all.


one man flats are impossible to find

i wanted flat mates because i was hoping it wold help with the social life

i honestly don't see how i could interpret this is any other way.

we all know C from before, and she has been over several times. So why does she invite A nad B and not me, and why does neither A and B tell me or even ask if I want to come if we are supposed to be friends? especially since I had prepare dinner for all of us, now I just ended up throwing the soup down the drain and the bread in the garbage


These paragraphs are retarded nonetheless.

They just get loser vibes from you, that's all.


now im just spending satursday evening alone in the library writing rants on mintboard

just like back home


smoke weed


im too neurotic to appreciate it


At this point you might consider
And it makes you hypersocial


what is retarded?


yeah tbh i cant imagine you having anything other than a panic attack
only one option left
come to ontario


meet ben and all your problems will be resolved


The length required to explain that you radiate loser vibes.


Tell them you've had sex and do drugs or something.


maybe smoke crack


im going staffas at unprecedented levels


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shhh it's gonna be alright…
just close your eyes


One time I went on a summer school trip. For 3/4 of the trip I hung out with the lame Asian kids.

One day, I overheard some of the cool kids talking about wanting to get drugs for the final party. I just casually mentioned that I could get them stuff because I knew a cousin who knew someone, etc, etc… Suddenly, I was hanging out with them and even got myself a gf lol.

Drugs/Money/Personality are cool magnifiers.

yeah that too


In uni, I did that same shit where I casually told a story about smoking crack at 3AM in a ghetto shit hole and suddenly people thought I was cooler.


i cant pull off the drug user vibe irl


you need to start being a degenerate
go get drunk and sleep on a park bench or do something wildly spontaneous, it doesn't have to be with anyone just go do retarded shit on your own
vandalize a building or something idk


Just look boned af theorem


i feel so stupid

and how am i supposed to act next time their friends come over. Should I acknowledge the fact that we are not actually friends are pals are treat with cooly and keep my distance, or should i entertain the charade. I am just a piece of furniture to them

im so stupid, it was presumptous of me to think i had actually managed to nestle my way into an actual group of friends

im too afraid

what should i do if i get caught


dont do anything you can get charged for then


during my first year of uni i told a guy i knew someone who could get us ecstasy pills (not a lie) for the same reason you described ie. statusmaxxing and he got up and said he wasn't into that stuff and started acting cold towards me

another time i told a business school chad about the psychedelics i tried (lie, i hadn't done any at the time) and he was like "really ? i would never have guessed" and he started inviting me to parties where he introduced me to his friends etc…


So it goes back to the advice 15yo's give to each other
'Just do drugs and draw dicks on the board' theories


why do you want a social life?
we live in peak neoliberalism, enjoy ur life alone, play some games, say fuck u to nts


i feel bad being alone


i feel bad when there is people around me


aaaa i just cant get over it

why do they circumvent me like this

am i really such a horrendous person that they have to act clandestinly to avoid catching my attention

leaving me alone in the flat, rotting in my mouse infested room

the whole dynamic is so fucking weird

had i known they were gonna end up fucking and leaving me out of everything i wouldnt have accepted the spot




dont worry bro
we are your friends
and you can always go to ontario


hush little child dont you cry
ben beaverton's gonna get you an ounce of kickass indica


You are a woman


Come to Ontario and renounce your British ways but keep the accent and we will make you into a social butterfly.


yeah you can meet me and smiley


British accent makes you an instant hit with all the Canadian women btw they will all flock to you.

You can be a nobody in the UK or a king in Canada and you don't even have to immigrate to a third world country although we will be one soon enough/


ok so B and C are the closest friend-pair among the four of you
A and B are friends-with-benefits-turned-boyfriend-and-girlfriend
C invites her good friend B to dinner, and B +1's her boyfriend A
this does not say anything about what C thinks of you and A, respectively
it is still entirely possible that C likes you more
if A and B hadn't realized that you're aware of their kclegging, they certainly have now
so what's the issue with being roommates with a couple as a single guy
haven't you ever seen How I Met Your Mother?



ty for the encouragement barrie and pefferlaw anons

that is partly true and a good hypothesis, but it also assumes that B was the one who +1s A and not C that explicitely invited both of them, and im not even sure their relationship is known to C, they only show affection when they are alone

it is also so that all our interactions up until today have been in a group as friends, I find it strange to suddenly exclude part of the group

and if C's opinion of me is as high as C's opinion of A, why did C not say "sure you can bring A, ask vastra if he wants to come too", would it not be strange to invite 2/3rds of the flat but not the final third if C's opinon of us were equally strong?

and if I am being hysteric over no big deal, why did they sneak around and try to avoid letting me know

and no i havent watched how I met your mother, what happens in it?


Keep in mind before you overthink this but I personally keep running into people all the time who remember me from a single conversation that might have happened months or years ago and I just don't think about people at all but a lot of people think about me. Some people are preoccupied with ideas or with other thoughts than to dedicate any time at all to thinking about people. Usually without a prompt in some way as such nothing will be arranged as far as meetings and sometimes it even takes multiple prompts because people forget and are busy.


>im too afraid
>what should i do if i get caught

Find out how policing and the courts actually work in your area and how full the jails are. In Kitchener they don't even press charges against the hobos for breaking shop windows and all kinds of other shit, they get to do pretty much anything, because the jails have no space for them and are already full with the most violent and worst criminals.

Don't be a degenerate though just be pure and find social circles that are like that.


If you somehow make it to Canada I can probably find you a place to stay and you can do the couch surfing thing too or wwoof or various other options and meet tons of people and if you come to Kitchener I'll automatically get you tons of friends.


>im not even sure their relationship is known to C
given that A and B have been trying to keep their involvement a secret (for you), and given that B and C are close friends, both female, it makes more sense that C would find out before (but not long before) B's other male roommate
>would it not be strange to invite 2/3rds of the flat
yes it would
but i suspect that C invited ONE third of it, which… well… +1/3'd another third
>why did they sneak around and try to avoid letting me know
maybe because they up until today thought you didn't know that they were more than friends?
>and no i havent watched how I met your mother, what happens in it?
a single guy is roommates with a couple and they're all good friends (so it must work irl too!)


why would they think I found out today?

they haven't told me, nor have the implied anything

I know because i hear them banging in the next room

moreover, B said after she told me that she and A were going to C's house that "I can ask C if it's okay for you to come too", which implied, at least semantically, that C had invited A and B and not me and that she would now have to ask C'spermission for me to accompany them

i just think C considers herself a friend with A and B whereas I'm just happen to be the flatmate


this is like a repetition of my uni years in sweden

all the lowered voices, the whispers, the elusive responses when i asked "what are you doing this weekend?", the panicked look in their eyes as they try to make up excuses on the spot, the reluctance to divulge information

it's the same pattern repeated aaaaaaa


i think i just have to let go and accept the fact that we aren't friends, just flatmates


ok ok ok
A and B don't think they're fooling you, but the sex has become such an elephant in the room that all three of you just shut up about it
you weren't sure whether C knew or not, but she definitely knows now
B could have brought along A as a way "out" their relationship to C, and they were embarrassed because they thought they were gonna have to address aforementioned elephant
and you have been hanging out with A, B, and sometimes C, right?
A and B probably aren't going to bring up their situation with you in the next few days, simply because it would be too awkward to break the silence at this point
but if A and B being a couple isn't being discussed next time you meet C, THEN there is cause for concern


interesting hypothesis…

why it be cause for concern if it's not brought up?


because at that point we can be sure that C knows about A and B
so if she brings it up then, it must be because something has changed (she's been informed of the A–B affair)
if she still doesn't bring it up, nothing will have changed, and she's probably been on the other side of the elephant all along


so… if she doesn't bring it up

it's over?


you are incel dude it's over accept defeat


kys fuckface


well there are three possible paths forward
1: you could broach the subject with A and B yourself (awkward)
2: A and B could sit you down for a talk and explain everything tomorrow (super awkward)
3: a third party (C) brings it up casually within earshot of you, A, and B, and everyone acts like it's already public knowledge, because everyone knows that it already is (not awkward at all)


4. stop coping


i don't think their relationship is that much of a focal point

point is they went out together without notifying me, and explicitly tried to make sure i didn't find out,

maybe the entire evening was them revealing to C they were a couple, but I doubt it

occam's razor suggests they went out because C invited them because C considers them her friends and not me, and A and B didn't notify me because they didn't want to make me feel bad and they didn't want me to come

they got home 10 minutes ago and B tried to smooth things over by asking what I was doing on my computer


occam's razor applied to the issue

question: why didn't they invite me?

answer: because they didn't want me to come


have you been to C's place before


no, never been invited


only seen her at my place when B invited her


the whole set up requires an implicit acknowledgment to omit me from their Saturday plans

sure, C might say something like "hey B, wanna have dinner at my place on saturday?" but then B would have to suggest A come but omit me. And if B does that, then C would also have to say "Yeah sure A can come" which means she'd have to omit me too, instead of saying "sure A and vastra can come"

so they both made the conscious decision to exclude me


Go ER.


i would have invited myself to go with them
specially after knowing my presence would be unwanted just to annoy them



it wouldn't surprise me if they all havec some sort of whatsapp group where they talk about stuff

but they never invited me to it


then my explanation holds up even better
it's B who invites her friend C to you guys' place
it's not the three of you who invite her, nor A and B, it's just B
so C invites her friend B, and only her friend B, back to her place
it just makes sense


so why would A go to C as well?


C and B seem to do girl's night stuff a lot too, so I'd understand if B went out to meet C

but why would B AND A go to C, that means A was invited by either B or C while I wasn't

and B acted sort of guilty when she came home, asking what I was doing etc

which means she felt a bit guilty about going out without asking me etc

if he situation was more innocuous she wouldn't feel that way


maybe B already hinted at the relationship situation in her chat with C?
and what i mean is that you haven't been "excluded", it's not like you've been "cut from the team" if the three of you haven't already been to C's before


it'd not be as bad IF i had been to C's place before, because that means C would have considered me close enough to invite to her place, and this time some external circumstances might have prevented her from inviting me

but I have never been invited to her place, which means she does not want me to come, which means she doesn't consider me close enough to invite, and B doesn't like me enough to ask if I can come

in fact, I've never seen the inside of another persons apartment, all people I meet happen at my flat, because no1 invites me anywhere


well as you already know, A and B are a couple
and they know that you know, but think it's too awkward to talk about now that it's gone unaddressed for so long
and they probably do feel guilty about going out without you, but the reason why they do that is because they want to do couple stuff together, not because they don't want to be friends with you


This is cope.
You are coping.
Stop coping.


Stop coping and start hoping.


I absolutely understand the couple stuff, I do not impose myself on them for that reason when they go jogging or walking or whatever they do

but meeting friends is not a "couples" thing, it's something you categorically do as a group, which is why it's strange they didn't invite me to a group activity

and if it was a couples thing, like B and A and C and her boyfriend D went out together I'd undestand that too, but I know for a fact that C's boyfriend is not in Scotland


svane…. don't get me wrong… i appreciate your attempts to look positively on this

but it's evident that i'm just the weird loser flatmate who no-one actually wants to spend time with


Good. You have stopped coping.


all i'm saying is wait until next time you meet C
that's the time to decide whether to cope… or hope!

ok… but we're still on for four weeks from now, right?


>to cope… or hope!
why not rope





haegersten and edgemaster are like vastra's shoulder angel and demon



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well obviously they didn't want you to come with them or stay with you, i think the only part you're missing is that EVERYBODY (not just w*men) hates confrontation and they're not going to say it to you unless they're mega giga chad or like 40 years old (even then that's an if)

tis quite autistic to expect a direct answer all the time..



Finally a good post


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bokstavligen rök gräs o kicka bak med en fet bob marley, alternativt peps persson dänga omfamna din inre vandal


jag kollar upp definitioner av energivampyrer och inget av det passar in på mig

förvisso är jag förbannat tråkig och lågenergi men jag är inte negativ runt människor


i explicitly asked the day before that I was making onion soup for dinner tomorrow and asked if they wanted some, and they said yes

but when they said yes, at that moment they knew they were going out on saturday for dinner at a friend, which means they not only lied but also withheld information


So, let us consider the dilemma from as many angles as possible and think about in a logical fashion.

Firstly, the only reason I found out that they were going to have dinner at C’s place was because I happened to come home quite early because I was intending to prepare the dinner for all three of us; so I had bought gruyere cheese to shred on top of the bread that I had baked. When I came home they were not anticipating me, as she was blowing him in the living room, and he quickly got up. Then, as I was preparing the dinner, I suddenly heard rustling in the hallway. They were getting prepared to go out, at first I assumed they were going jogging, but their clothes betrayed that it was not so. I did not mean to pry, and did not expect the answer to be of a disagreeable kind, but I could see in her face she was hesitating to tell me the truth. Eventually her conscience relented and she decided to tell me they were going to C’s place. This was going on while flatmate A was directly avoiding eye contact with me. Now, in the aforementioned description we can deduce a several clues..

1)They did think I would be present when they departed, as evidenced by the fact she was giving him a blowjob when I came home.
2)They had no intention of informing me where they were going, even when I was in their vicinity.
3)Upon being confronted, they hesitated to tell me.

By departing at a time when they did not think I’d be home, they expected to avoid any unnecessary questioning or having to explain their whereabouts during the evening. They also know that I usually stay at the library until very late, usually midnight, so they did not expect me home at 7pm.

Even in my presence they did not willingly divulge the reason for their departure. Only when I directly confronted them did they actually tell me where they were going, and only very reluctantly.

When asking, I could tell based on the delay of her response that she was considering telling a lie to avoid the discomfort of telling the truth. This means that she knew I would have accepted the invitation had it been offered to me freely, and also that she felt guilty about the situation, a feeling that could only be stirred if you feel you are wronging someone. Furthermore, after telling me the truth, and courteously telling me she could ask C if it was okay that I come to – naturally I declined the offer – she very quickly moved on to discussing another topic we had discussed earlier in the day, and when I made a small joke, she made sure to audibly laugh to instil a sense of casual familiarity between us, as though things were as normal. We can therefore conclude that their motive was not to invite me despite knowing I’d want to go.

Now the reason for this motive must also be established. There are several explanations that appear feasible. It is possible that C and B discussed several days prior the idea of meeting up for dinner on Saturday. C and B are the core group and therefore not subject to variation, their participation is included in all possible outcomes. When this decision was made, they would also have to decide who would be allowed to accompany them, which presents the most difficult question in this entire investigation: whose decision was it to include A but not me? C, being the hostess, would be the most likely culprit in this. So it is possible she made the explicit choice to inform B that she wished for her and A to attend. This means she ether implicitly, by not mentioning me, or explicitly, by saying I was not invited, did not want me to come. However, this requires a degree of compliance from B. For this requires the implicit consent of B: B has to accept the conditions of the invitation, ie she must acknowledge that I am not invited, which means she either chose not to suggest to invite me or she explicitly said she didn’t want me to come. This would seem the most reasonable explanation, for if B had asked C if I could come, I very much doubt C would have said no. Similarily, if C had asked me to come I doubt B would have said she did not want me to come. This is strengthened by the fact that only when I confronted them did B offer to ask C if I could come. We can therefore draw the following conclusions:

1)Both B and C implicitly or explicitly decided to not invite me.
2)The decision must be mutually agreed on.

This brings us to the final stage. What compelled both parties not to invite me? While there are many theoretical explanations that are possible, one need only apply Occam’s Razor to get to the heart of the matter. It is true that A and B are romantically involved, which means they prefer to do things together. When studying, cooking, or exercising this preference is understandable and to be expected. Can this therefore explain why they were invited and not me? I would argue their relationship status is irrelevant in this context. There are a few scenarios where it might play a role. It is possible they wanted to announce to C they were a couple, or that C’s boyfriend was there and they were doing a double date. The latter theory can be disproven by the simple fact that C’s boyfriend lives in a completely different country. The former, while technically possible, is highly unlikely because A is introverted and unlikely to be interested in officially announcing the status of his intimate relationship to others. Furthermore, what point would that serve to someone who has known them for only a few months? A long-term mutual friend would be understandable, but they have been fucking for as long as they have known C. It should be appended that B is quite unceremonious and not interested in extravagant expressions of romantic love, preferring instead a more subdued and easy going approach. We can therefore exclude the possibility that their relationship played a part in the invitation. Another possible explanation is that C’s own flat mate might be disinclined to invite too many people into his/her home, and putting the limit at two people. This however seems unlikely, for I know that the flatmate in question is currently in England and is not occupying the flat. Furthermore, even if that were the case, it would also require a conscious decision on the part of B or C to prioritise A over me, or a reluctance to negotiate to allow my presence. We can therefore conclude the question of quantity is not an issue. We are therefor left with only one explanation, which also happens to be the most simple and elegant. Why does someone not invite someone else to their party? Because you don’t want them to come. C most likely considers me a piece of furniture in the flat of B and A, which means she will suffer my presence when she is the guest of B, for she has no other choice. But when given the opportunity, she would rather not be in my company. Equally, B suffers my company when she invites friends to her flat, for she has no other choice. But given the choice, she would rather not suffer my presence. The simple explanation is that both B and C very much prefer the company if A over me, and C does not consider me a friend or an acquaintance. That said, it would be presumptuous to thinkx either A, B, or C took me into much consideration when arranging the evening. Truth of the matter is they probably did not think of me at all.


nigger don't you have an actual essay to write


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its happened

the tuber became the tubed

anus are u happy??


what the fuck


direkt någon bestämt sig att en annan person är en energivampyr så kommer dom alltid tycka det oavsett vad vampyren gör
och om vampyren försöker vinna över dom kommer dom bara tycka att energivampyren är ännu jobbigare
lite som när brian försöker desperat bli kompis med quagmire i family guy se snabbt

det är en fin balans med vilken vibe olika personer har
högenergi normisar kommer alltid tycka att det är drygt att vara med misslyckade nbögar, på samma sätt som misslyckade nbögar tycker att det är drygt att vara med riktiga autister
du får helt enkelt försöka hitta andra misslyckade nbögar och flummisar som står lite över dig så du kan fortsätta utvecklas uppåt socialt samtidigt som dom tolererar din närvaro

eller ta tjackpillret


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jag försökte så hårt att vara utåtriktad denna termin, och tog allt jag lärt mig på universitetet i användning. Men det funkar bara inte.


a little warm up before writing the actual essays i see



Meet up with bateman
The time has come
I bet you totally forgot about him and other Brit anons like funnycat


bateman left forever over 2 years ago


Think you cross paths with someone like that IRL tho


what was xis reason again? me thought for a period of time that funny cat was secretly bateman


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So this is what he meant by crossing the metaphorical rubicon


he posted very infrequently on circleboard and then one day he never came back


funny cat pretended to be bateman and antonio on different occasions so that might be confusing you


he wanted a real life and successfully managed to leave imageboards behind… much like hugh morton


post bateman_gets_jiggy_with_it.mp4

Facts are simple and facts are straight / Facts are lazy and facts are late.
Facts all come with points of view / Facts don't do what I want them to.
Facts just twist the truth around / Facts are living turned inside out.
Facts are getting the best of them / Facts are nothing on the face of things.
Facts don't stain the furniture / Facts go out and slam the door.
Facts are written all over your face / Facts continue to change their shape.
― Talking Heads


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Playing as a toreador in vampire masquerade be like


Anus are you happy? Is this what you wanted?


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GhhAHAhg>,.,,,,,,,,, Like iKMAGIne wAKinmg Up EvERY MoRNiogn AND thInKign I CANt WAIT @ bAN TH e GorT BoneS PEOPle ANd sTrEAMEd cARdGAPe & mAPgAPe wHIle TyrOne MItns MY chiLDREn SeVErELyu AND TubINg my WIofe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, GjHJA.,,,,,,,, Im pERFEcTLy hAppyu BNEing A luiTTle bALDing Tube THAT StreMAS The fU nny GAMEs WHIle tHE yOung oNEs ARe reCEIVing GORt BriCKINGs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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VAStrAM nm,,, OooGIh,,,,,,,,, VASTrA mY SWEET liTT"Le TUhe WhAT HAVE u DOne,,,,,,,,,,, GHAHHAH,,,,,,,,,,,, HGhgOGOOGH,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Im Not A FUCkinG SCHIZo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The HTorAZINEhnnmD nmTreATMEnts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The fuNNy DROPs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THey hAVe weAKEnED my ReOSLve AND ALLOwED yoU TOeb InmfluENCEDb yu THE UnGOrt ANtiARUmbatoRy MANifestATIonmSA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, EASy TO SwALLOW,,,,, THoraZIne 1488 MG,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ODOIng it AGAIn,mmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i mUSt ESCAPEd @ TheM OuntAINs,,,,,,,,,, OepEND mY EyEs NAD VENTERICleSn AD eSCPAED the FUnGOrt UFCKing DEOCToS r TYRIng TO SUppRESS m ARUmbIC enERGy AND unrAVLAEEd The GorT FUngAL VIrOMe THAT IS ESsENTiLAL TO m y Life NAD EXIostENCe AS AS WeETY innOCent TUbe THAT hARNeSSesd The GOrT EneRGIeS oF blOodSkALliopS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Kill them, Johnny. Kill them all.


gort post


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we Will FIxed this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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who is the creator of the funny drops? how do you make them stop?

anus needs to be punished severely, more so than ever before

his brain - or what's left of it - needs to be completely and utterly dissolved as punishment


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the ufnny dropps nhjgha
GhHHAGHA',,,,,,,, MAKe M'E fuNny @ heAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


>In animals, Semax rapidly elevates the levels and expression of brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF) and its signaling receptor TrkB in the hippocampus, and rapidly activates serotonergic and dopaminergic brain systems. Accordingly, it has been found to produce antidepressant-like and anxiolytic-like effects, attenuate the behavioral effects of exposure to chronic stress, and potentiate the locomotor activity produced by D-amphetamine.
why do russians get all the cool shit


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need something 2 Cope with commieblock life tbh


culture of soviet


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heh gamer reference


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me bookmarking this thread so I can read it all later :DDD


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not even half way through the thread yet :DDD


It was a good thread
but meanwhile people acting like you might have killed yourself while you are gone


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you niggers were hard on me :DDD


The diet thing?
they are right tbqh


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I dont understand why you are getting upset about your flatmates are in a relationship and they wanted to meet up with a friend whats wrong with that

I mean come on nigger there grown up adults why the fuck do they want your deadbeat ass to be there

onion soup? sounds like your male flat mate is a fucking machine if he is fucking her while your there that nigga dont want to eat that bitch ass food niggers needs high test food to keep the dick strong like beef

problem is you have come across as a lonely needy adult who gets upset easily you have fucked it up big time with them wont be surprised if they move out

think that women problem had a life full of incels simps and soya boys going uni probably first time to meet a man and she meets your bitch ass skinnymax ass who cires over onion soup

you bet the only thing they talk about is bitching about you :DDD


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download the torrent and listen to his work to be fair aajonus says some fruit and veg is ok :DDD


onions are literally one of the best foods for testosterone just saying


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cant believe your living with a couple who fuck every night

you must be like this in the other room :DDD


garlic's better


Lola loved dying on the inside


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

legit turns you into a bsr :DDD


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only have yourself to blame :DDD


if you are a dog or eat too much of it, yeah
>The rate (frequency of occurring) of the common cold has twice been found to be reduced by 60-70% in persons who take garlic supplementation daily; this is associated with both allicin and the aged garlic extract, and requires higher doses (2.5g aged extract or 180mg allicin).


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plants dont want you to eat them so the only way they can defend themselves is by being toxic :DDD


brutal truthpil here


what if i told you certain plants make themselves beneficial so that humans cultivate them more


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bruh you can eat the plants I will eat the meats :DDD


i feel it's more bateman reenactment than anything else tbh


i eat both


Still a percentage of food has to be something plant based because man is omnivore and needs some enzymes and shit
Even paleo


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everyone liked bateman through he was a nice guy

reddit swede can be very hatefull sometimes :DDD


everyone liked bateman and thought he was funny until his stories got more macab as far as i Re:call


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I would have met up with him though he would probably try and kiss me :DDD


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onion soup

fucking in the other room

blow job

mouse feeding on dead skin flakes

just put this nigger mind at ease :DDD


he did anus tyre shite when he would take one snippet of information about somone and then type paragraphs on what kind of people they are


nigga u so delusional u put kchennai to shame tbh


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best is when they break character like I am sure I seen taby post a bsr pic before :DDD


Ok, my room mate told me that girl's flat mate, whom they visited, told her she could only have two people over and that is why I was not invited.


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why we still in lockdown if they have 3 vaccines :DDD


u propapbl forget to flush your turds regularly or some nasty shit like th@




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i knew this was coming

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