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我们爱中共。

 No.579385

Met a girl, we're going out tonight, kinda nervous.

 No.579388

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 No.579390

Nice
Dont fuck this up

 No.579391

how do you do it man

how did you meet
what did you talkabout

 No.579397

>>579391
Met her working at a store. Just complimented her, asked questions, and did all the facial/body language shit. Then asked if she wanted to go out.

 No.579402

>>579397
what's face and body language shit

 No.579403

what kind of complimemnt did you give her

 No.579407

>>579402
Cause I'm an autist I never used to move my face or body when I talked which people find really odd. That stuff is like half of communication.
>>579403
Just said she was looking really cute.

 No.579408

>>579407
hmm samehere, i need to learn to make facial expression

maybe that only works in south america, in west i dont know if girls would like it

 No.579409

>>579403
AWOOGA AWOOGA you look, uhm… quite lovely

 No.579410

>>579408
It's literally basic human nature for everyone but autists and schizos.

 No.579413

Waiting for her now.

 No.579417

Literally every date I've been on the girl leaves her house at the time we agreed to meet. Culture of unpunctuality.

 No.579441

Went pretty well, we talked for a while, kissed a little, and planned for another.

 No.579446

stfu

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
To err is humor.

 No.579447

step 1 : be moderately attractive
step 2 : see step 1

Rated: 8.5/10

Fortune
Lies written in ink can never disguise facts written in blood. Blood debts
must be repaid in kind. The longer the delay, the greater the interest.
― Chinese author Lu Xun, 1926

 No.579448

like op is boring as fuck but look at how he does
vastra its just looks don't sweat it

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
The early worm gets the bird.

 No.579449

>>579448
What does vastra look like?

 No.579451

>>579449
not good enough to overcome the boringness, unfortunately

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

 No.579452

>>579446
>>579447
>>579448
>>579451
admin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you must add user accounts so tube cannot escape hole!!!!

 No.579463

yup as much as i hate to admit it

it's about looks, im just awkward to dweeby looking and somewhat ugly, no amount of being yourself will fix that

it's time to accept it's over for me

 No.579464

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being boring doesn't help, but i think it's in part a defence mechanism against rejection, that way they can't point out anything weird or unusual about me

 No.579465

>>579463
You're too high inhib and awkward
Can't even post pix on a discord like site that you've used for 10 years lmao you need brain surgery

 No.579467

>>579465
bro i literally walk up to women on the street and start talking to them

problem is, at least in part, that i cant make women laugh (how funny a guy is deeply correlated with his attractiveness)

 No.579469

vastra silly question but how do you dress when you go outside?

 No.579477

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 No.579478

>>579469
trousers

tshirt or linen shirt

 No.579479

>>579469
rapestra is already 'romantically' stalking a french women who fled for her life @ bus. you can't use him as a reliable narrator because he is criminally insane

 No.579480

>>579469
you already know suitpant anon love to dress classy

 No.579481

>>579477
piteå: you're just high inhib, just put yourself out there there is no such thing as being creepy!

also piteå: nooooo not like that, that's creepy!! go to olearys and play darts!!!

 No.579482

describe the girl you went out with

face, hair, body type, dress, etc

 No.579483

>>579482
maley, short, twink, tanktop

 No.579484

>>579483
it's Columbia we're talking about, not brazil or finland

 No.579509

>>579482
Blue eyes, long black hair which blew all over in the wind, full lips and a bridged nose, pale and rosy, taller than an average Colombian, slender.

 No.579511

>>579483
She was just wearing a slightly cropped t shirt and jeans.

 No.579518

>>579509
>>579511
FINALLY someone who can describe a girl reasonably well


thank you sooo much dude

 No.579529

>>579518
Ur a weirdo.

Rated: 0.5/10

 No.579533


 No.579534

>>579533
whenever i ask people just dont reply or say something like "dark hair and short"

 No.579535

>>579534
What u look like??

 No.579537

>>579535
looking soyish feeling bullish

 No.579551

>>579535
imagine a horse crossed with the giant from twin peaks

 No.579554

>>579551
Post pics.

 No.579566

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 No.579575

>>579566
That's actually him? Rough.

 No.579665

This time I'm going to take her to a nice restaurant. Which is pretty hard to find in this city.

 No.579669

>>579575
Way to be a rude cunt.

>>579566
Looking good, Jörgen.

 No.579670


 No.579678

Heres a problem I thought I'd never have: two girls would like to go on a date with me on the same night.

 No.579679

>>579678
Here’s a problem ur gonna have chad
A gun in ur face if u don’t stfu(dumb tbue)

 No.579680

>>579679
Mods!!!! Tube!!!

 No.579706

>>579678
who the other one

 No.579784

>>579706
Anime cosplay girl who's older than me. I think she has some kind of anime romance with a younger guy fantasy but who cares tbh.

 No.579786


 No.579791

>>579786
She's kinda weird and I met her on tinder so idk….

 No.579823

>>579791
invite to mintboard imo

 No.579836

>>579823
She can't into English



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