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 No.84607[Last 50 Posts]

petition to ignore anus for eternity

Rated: 6.5/10
(YOLO)

 No.84608

signed'd

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.

 No.84609

you have made him a martyr

 No.84610

>>84609
Yeah he's a low iq grunt thug who proved every nasty thing I ever said about him right

Rated: rated/10
(YOLO)

 No.84665

signed

 No.84668

signed

 No.84669

signed

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up

 No.84974

signed also i hope his dad gets banned

 No.84991

done

 No.85046

Up

Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They
never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced
upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.
― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1919.

(YOLO)

 No.85053

>>84974
Schizophrenia

Rated: 1/10
(YOLO)

 No.85177

up

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up

Rated: 7.5/10
(YOLO)

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Up

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
Ability is useless unless it is used.
― Robert Half

(YOLO)

 No.85678

cringe pin

 No.86211

up

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up

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 No.86629

voted yes

 No.86955

up

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no
one else has thought.
― Albert Szent-Gyorgi

 No.87227



Rated: 3/10

Fortune
You will not be elected to public office this year.

 No.87230

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yeah

 No.87256

Up

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Poetry is nobody's business except the poet's, and everybody else can fuck off.
― Philip Larkin

(YOLO)

 No.87374



Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
Biology ... it grows on you.

 No.87385

Up

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
What fools these mortals be. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
(YOLO)

 No.88249


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 No.89723

up

 No.89828

Up

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
(YOLO)

 No.89858

Up

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code." -- Karl Lehenbauer

(YOLO)

 No.89932

Up

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going
down.

(YOLO)

 No.89999

Up

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
(YOLO)

 No.90020

Up

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
(YOLO)

 No.90021



Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
(YOLO)

 No.90066



Rated: 1/10

Fortune
To be is to program.
(YOLO)

 No.90259



Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
― Woody Allen

(YOLO)

 No.90266

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Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
― King Henry V, "Henry V", Act IV, Scene 3

(YOLO)

 No.90362



Rated: 7/10

Fortune
All a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs, and a warm
place to shift.

(YOLO)

 No.90365

>>90021
Ok schizo

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Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A man's house is his castle.
(YOLO)

 No.90424

>>90421
ok schizo

Rated: 4/10
(YOLO)

 No.90427



Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
(YOLO)

 No.90473



Rated: 4.5/10

Fortune
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
― Joey Ramone

(YOLO)

 No.90475

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Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Make sure comments and code agree.

 No.90679



Rated: 4/10

Fortune
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- Time Bandits

(YOLO)

 No.90796

Up

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
A man's best friend is his dogma.
(YOLO)

 No.90801

up

 No.90812

where is he! has he actually quit the internet?

 No.90813

>>90812
oh nvm he's in this thread

 No.90832

Up

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Communicate! It can't make things any worse.
(YOLO)

 No.90851

Up

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
A man's house is his hassle.
(YOLO)

 No.90935

Up

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
The early worm gets the bird.
(YOLO)

 No.91012

Up

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.
- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"

 No.91014

Up

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.

 No.91033

Up

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
(YOLO)

 No.91108

Up

Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
(YOLO)

 No.91256

Up

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Ask your boss to reconsider ― it's so difficult to take "Go to hell"
for an answer.

(YOLO)

 No.91436

Up

Rated: 8/10

Fortune
Time as he grows old teaches all things. -- Aeschylus
(YOLO)

 No.91441


 No.91521

signed

 No.91536

Up

Rated: 9/10

Fortune
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.
(YOLO)

 No.91539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FUCK YOU CJ
I WILL FEAST ON YOUR BLOOD

Rated: 6/10
(YOLO)

 No.91541

Up

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
(YOLO)

 No.91555

Up

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
In arguing that current theories of brain function cast suspicion on ESP,
psychokinesis, reincarnation, and so on, I am frequently challenged with
the most popular of all neuro-mythologies ― the notion that we ordinarily
use only 10 percent of our brains...

(YOLO)

 No.91560


 No.91643

Up

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry. -- Chinese proverb
(YOLO)

 No.91645

Daily reminder

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that
virginity could be a virtue.
― Voltaire

(YOLO)

 No.91720

Up

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the
downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited
awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect.
― David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey,
in "The History of Manned Space Flight"

(YOLO)

 No.91765

Whose anus?

 No.91772

>>91765
Your anus.

Fortune
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.

 No.91779

>>91772
What about it?

 No.91781

>>91779
We’re ignoring it.

Fortune
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.

 No.91783

>>91781
You do you

 No.91861

Up

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.

(YOLO)

 No.91963

Up

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Let me play with it first and I'll tell you what it is later.
― Miles Davis

(YOLO)

 No.92148

Up

 No.92210

Bump

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
― Noelie Altito

(YOLO)

 No.92218

Burgerking pin this thread

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
(YOLO)

 No.92244

Bunpie bumps

Rated: 10/10

Fortune
A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn
in no other way.

(YOLO)

 No.92268

Up

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter, Paul and Mary.
― Howard Rosenberg

(YOLO)

 No.92347


 No.92539

Bump

Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
To know the world one must construct it.
― Cesare Pavese

(YOLO)

 No.92683

Bump

Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
"There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away
from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone
loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor."

(YOLO)

 No.92717

Bump

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

(YOLO)

 No.92814

Bump

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
― Bill Kirchenbaum, comedian

(YOLO)

 No.93039

Bumpie

Rated: 6.5/10

Fortune
To add insult to injury. -- Phaedrus
(YOLO)

 No.93092

Bump

Rated: 0.5/10

Fortune
[In the U. S. Army] An officer does not take an oath of loyalty to the
Commander-in-Chief. He takes an oath of loyalty to the Constitution.
― Sam Donaldson

(YOLO)

 No.93320

Bump

Rated: 0/10

Fortune
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.
(YOLO)

 No.93377

Bump

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
(YOLO)

 No.93399



Rated: 1.5/10

Fortune
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The
trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ... I do not mean
to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman ... not enough
to support a man and five children if he insists on smoking and drinking
beer. But the man who cannot live on bread and water is not fit to live!
A family may live on good bread and water in the morning, water and bread
at midday, and good bread and water at night!
― Rev. Henry Ward Beecher

(YOLO)

 No.93432



Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Flee at once, all is discovered.
(YOLO)

 No.93434


 No.93452



Rated: 3.5/10

Fortune
Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
expound your own.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

(YOLO)

 No.93465



Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Optimists say the glass is half full, pessimists say the glass is half
empty, engineers say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

(YOLO)

 No.93486

Bump

Rated: 2/10

Fortune
Familiarity breeds attempt
(YOLO)

 No.93493



Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
― Bullwinkle Moose

(YOLO)

 No.93514



Rated: 1/10

Fortune
You now have Asian Flu.
(YOLO)

 No.93522



Rated: 10/10

Fortune
Genius: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
(YOLO)

 No.93609



Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
VMS isn't an operating system, it's a playpen for DEC system programmers.
― Herb Blashtfalt

(YOLO)

 No.93629



Rated: 9.5/10

Fortune
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because
if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
― Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

(YOLO)

 No.93641



Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Live free or die.
(YOLO)

 No.93735



Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Every solution breeds new problems.
(YOLO)

 No.93778



Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson
(YOLO)

 No.93918


 No.94118

Bumps

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
Never drink Coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with
the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into
lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.

(YOLO)

 No.94199

Bump

Rated: 6/10

Fortune
I hate quotations.
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

(YOLO)

 No.94218



Rated: 5.5/10

Fortune
Flattery will get you everywhere.
(YOLO)

 No.94224



Rated: 6/10

Fortune
Coronation, n.: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and
visible signs of his divine right to be blown sky-high with a dynamite bomb.
― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

(YOLO)

 No.94270



Rated: 8/10

Fortune
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
― M. C. Escher

(YOLO)

 No.94311

Bump

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Grain grows best in shit.
― Ursula K. LeGuin

(YOLO)

 No.94333

Bump

Rated: 1/10

Fortune
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
no one we know belongs.

(YOLO)

 No.94362

Bump

Rated: 5/10

Fortune
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Legislature is in
session.
― Lysander Spooner

(YOLO)

 No.94401

>>94333
good fortune

 No.94423



Rated: 7/10

Fortune
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
(YOLO)

 No.94782

Bumpie

Rated: 2.5/10

Fortune
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
(YOLO)

 No.94810



Rated: 7.5/10

Fortune
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it
can wait. Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic ...

(YOLO)

 No.94820

Up

Rated: rated/10

Fortune
"The difference between a misfortune and a calamity? If Gladstone fell
into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him
out again, it would be a calamity."
― Benjamin Disraeli

(YOLO)

 No.94856

Uptaa

Rated: 4/10

Fortune
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
(YOLO)

 No.94930



Rated: 4/10

Fortune
"We don't have to protect the environment ― the Second Coming is at hand."
― James Watt

(YOLO)

 No.95085

Bump

 No.95148

Up

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 No.95516

Bump

 No.95538

Up

 No.95642

Bump

 No.95688

Signed

 No.95850


 No.95968


 No.96138


 No.96170

Bump

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 No.96199

Bump

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 No.96442

Bump

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Bumpies

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